- friend: happy valentine's day!
- me, an intellectual: happy birthday chris
It was kinda mentioned but also kind of glossed over-- Naruto is veritably *indestructible*. He, like any jinchuuriki, is basically "if it didn't kill me, I'll heal by morning" Jinchuriki who either die in one blow or not at all 2k17. The experimental jutsu testing probabilities. I can see Sasuke's eyes glazing over and turning into little hearts simultaneously. Like, and then he finds out about expendable ARMIES of shadow clones? Still w/ Kage chakra levels? Insert a LITERAL marriage proposal