ras a ghul

One of the tragedies of arrowverse is Oliver Queen.

In the comics he’s just some dumb Marxist twink running around throwing his money at the homeless and city projects and shooting some arrows with his family. He’s not a very good fighter. He’s a dumbass. But he’s likeable and he’s his own character.

The show threw blond proto-Bruce Wayne onto an island and pretended it was green arrow. It made Oliver into some god of hand to hand combat. And just fucked up the whole mythos for no goddamn reason. He is now some emotionless expressionless hettie green Batman. And apparently his villains are Deathstroke, the league, ra’s al ghul, talia al ghul, and really any supervillain associated closely with Batman that Marc gurglehhurg could get his slimy little hands on.

It’s bad.

so i was watching teen titans go! “yearbook madness” when suddenly these came up in starfire’s yearbook -

harley quinn of course signs starfire’s yearbook

the joker tries to fill up as much room as possible, naturally

EVEN ALFRED SIGNS HER YEARBOOK

BUT WAIT

IT GETS BETTER

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

DAMIAN NO UR TEN

JASON OH MY GOD YOU’RE ON A TEAM WITH HER

and lets not forget the people who wrote in raven’s yearbook -

I’M FUCKING DYING BRUCE UR NOT EVEN TRYING TO HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY ANYMORE

of course clark saves the day and the riddler apparently has a crush on raven??? apparently a lot of villains like her, including -

darkseid

AND FUCKING RA’S AL GHUL SIGNED WITH A FLOWER

I’M DONE OH MY GOD

***Edit***

because of popular demand i’ve decided to add the rest of them -

first, from starfire’s yearbook

the flash, always commenting on how he’s the fastest man alive

i assume the WW stands for Wonder Woman

aqua man with a smiley fish :)

oliver queen aka green arrow

and where there’s ollie there’s dinah

blue beetle omg

u cant really see it cause of the logo but it says “stay cool!” -captain cold

speaking of staying cool -

can u even write while in that cryosuit, freeze?

your questioning why she didnt beat u up, bane?

and of course the DOG signs starfire’s yearbook. or clark. probably clark.

and then all three green lanterns -

hal jordan

john stuart

and kyle rayner with a drawing of her

and now for the other signatures in raven’s yearbook -

that’s cute superboy, with all that brooding i never would have pegged u as someone who writes “c u later”

all the demons love raven

and the best one -

AQUALAD AND RAVEN DATED IT IS CANON AND SHE DUMPED HIM GOOD LORD

  • Tim: I'm not Batman. I have friends.
  • Ra's: You sure about that?
  • Tim: Yeah! Like Conner.
  • Ra's: He died.
  • Tim: Oh yeah. Well what about Bart?
  • Ra's: He died too
  • Tim: Lonnie?
  • Ra's: Coma
  • Tim: Steph?
  • Ra's: Faked her death without telling you and now you can't trust her
  • Tim: *scratches head* Well I guess I still have my siblings-
  • Ra's: Two of them hate you and the other one has no time for you
  • Tim: ...
  • Tim: ...
  • Tim: ...
  • Tim: Okay but at least I'm still not Batma-
  • Ra's: Out of all your siblings you are the one most similar to Batman in skill, emotional distance, intelligence, and traumatic experience
  • Tim: *cries and stomps away in frustration*

Me chugging wine: and they just fucked it all up the whole thing…green arrow was a comrade. A dumbass but a comrade…and they made into some…some libertarian bitch…he just wants to fix the world and shoot some arrows…anf they jus ffucking…fucked him up. They made everything so dark. So gloomy and that’s not right! That’s not [hiccup] MY green arrow…my green arrow he loves a joak and his army of archers he adopts and jus…like he’s a dad? U kno?? Like he’s just a dad to the archers and he shoots arrows with them and they [hiccup] just! The kids are gone now. And dinah is gone. She was never really there to begin with. And they took her scream away…who does that even? And like…its bad and ra’s al ghul is there for some reason we don’t really know why.