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GOT7 expectations vs reality

Mark expectation: hot rapper from the US of the A, silent sexy type, leaves girls on the floor with one look
Mark reality: In love with Jinyoung, likes hitting people with the plastic hammer, afraid to speak English in front of Koreans, laughs at Jackson stupid things

Jaebum expectation: Mature leader, father figure, sexy model, works out everything all the time
Jaebum reality: FOOD, bitch ass-, will whoop your ass, sassy little fuck, highkey is done with the group and wants to leave murder everyone, highkey trying to get into youngjae’s pants

Jinyoung expectation: eomma~, pretty boy in every drama that everyone likes, loving
Jinyoung reality: blunt as fuck, will call you out, not dealing with your shit, stop embarrassing me, “I don’t know you”

Youngjae expectation: cutesy tootsy, puppy member, happy virus, sexy main vocal, normal one
Youngjae reality: normal? Can I eat it?, judging your choices, actual baby, lowkey trying to get into Jaebum’s pants, can youngrish very well 

Bambam expectation: sexy foreign main rapper why so many foreign rappers they fucking me up, cool and chic member, classy, girls are literally melting
Bambam reality: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB  DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB

Yugyeom expectation: maknaeee, bullied by hyungs occasionally, youngest so he listens to his elders, baby, sexyyyyyyyyy, vocals slaying me
Yugyeom reality: tallest, will actually wreck you, hyungs watch out, knows thinks he’s better than his hyungs

Jackson expectation: ???
Jackson reality: ???? and hates eric

more reasons why everyone should appreciate russel hobbs 

  • he’s from brooklyn 
  • he usually draws in spooky spirit mates to help him with his beats and music

  • he hates dieting ( same )

  • in phase 3 while a giant, he rescued noodle along with 2d and swam around with noodle in his mouth all the way to japan’s coast.

  • watches cat videos on youtube to pass the time 

  • he loves cats cus they are the first to spot ghosts in horror movies 

  • he is impressed and respects murdoc but not without adding threats of violence

  • compares 2d to a dog a lot 

  • best friends with a komodo dragon

  • opened up his own place for the homeless and poor artists called the runaway rappers.

  • use to / still does hosts on radio stations

  • >bonds over old school bands with 2d

  • hard to annoy

  • man,  you can’t go dressing up like a goddamn nazi, ya cracker ass
Three’s a Crowd (Part 12)

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