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some realistic and in-character father/son conflicts boruto could have

- naruto is an overbearing parent who wants to be involved with Everything they do and doesn’t know how to give his kids space

- naruto is over-protective of his loved ones to the extreme

- naruto has no idea what ‘normal’ father-son relationships are like thanks to his childhood, as a result he can make a lot of mistakes due to wanting his children to like him more than doing what’s best for them

- naruto is the entire village’s dad and boruto wishes he could have more one-on-one time rather than ‘nart is babysitting Everyone’ time

- naruto is the Most Embarrassing of all dads

- boruto is terrified by the prospect of ever living up to his father’s legacy

- boruto expects that his dad/the ninja world would hate him for not becoming a ninja and following in naruto’s footsteps

- boruto expects that his ninja skills will be handed to him on a silver platter due to his parentage

- boruto doesn’t take in naruto’s many lessons on hard work because his skills were handed to him on a silver platter

- literally anything but what we got

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how to be a very cute little duckling as performed by kim namjoon

  • Professor X: 50 Shades Darker has grossed more at the Box Office than the Lego Batman Movie, and currently stands as the highest grossing film of 2017 so far. We have to help the world of Cinema.
  • Logan: Someone will come along.
  • Professor X: Someone has come along.
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i drew this thinking i could play with expressions.. only to realise.. no.. not really.. and then i got really disappointed with myself and started doubting how i draw Rhys and well.. how i draw.. -side eyes- 

Tim Lawrence and Rhys©Borderlands
-disappointeeeeeed- ©me

I just realized...

Ok but have you realized that the times Rowan and Rhysand, both being the pre-dicks they were, send our all-time favorite females to a monster’s lair, they both came out with a ring prize(that was not well worded, I apologize, but I hope you got what I’m saying).

When Rhys send Feyre into the Weaver’s cottage in ACOMAF to ‘test out her magic and its tracking ability’, he told her to seek out a ring. Obviously half my point is already made, so I’m gonna leave it there. 

In HOF, when Aelin was rescuing Luca(I think that’s his name), she had to fight that beast in the frozen lake(absolutely no surprise that Rowan made her do this). After doing so, she acquired Goldryn, who’s scabbard held that supposed engagement ring Athril had for Maeve that also served as a one-person protection from Valg demons… 

Now that I think about it, they were both engagement rings. Just that Feyre’s was more intricate and actually has a more meaningful value than demon warding. 

I don’t know guys, I’m just putting this out there. Y’all probably already catch on but I’m just slow so deal with it.

I am wondering, how many people who are now celebrating and cheering over Gillian’s post about the lack of female writers in The X-Files, not so long ago also wrote why “All Things” is not so great, and how they dislike it? How they never said one positive thing about “Aubrey” which was written also by a woman. Or did they ever acknowledge another woman and her ep “John Doe” which she directed? And did they ever say a word about Kim Newton, a newbie at that time, who wrote “Quagmire” and not praised Darin who was only her assistant? Where their “feminist” was then? And finally, did any of them suggested a female writer for s11 instead of shouting out their support for other male writers as Frank, Vince or David? Where this hypocrisy ends? 

And Gillian had three fucking years to talk about it! She has never before brought up this subject! So why now when the list is already completed? (of course, I know why but go figure it out by yourself).

And does it really that matter if a person with a vagina and not penis will make an episode? Because I thought that the most important should be the quality but also professionalism and ability of the people who are working on the show! The X-Files was created by men and so what? I still fucking love it! This show was and still is my life! I grew up watching it. It made me a person I am today, thanks to those men! There were 208 episodes and not everyone was great but again, so what? I still wouldn't change a thing because they’ve created the best TV show and iconic characters ever in the TV history! And I am looking forward to season 11 and I believe it will not disappoint!

Also, feminism isn’t about giving women everything only because they have vaginas! Feminism is about equality! Being a woman shouldn't give you the right to be pushed ahead for doing nothing, to be considered a God and perfection whose no one dares to criticise (yes, I am looking at you who calls others misogynists only because they dared to say a negative thing about another woman)! I want to be respected because of my hard and good work and not because I have a vagina! 

and also…

I am done with the hate towards X-Files and its creators! And I am also done with the hate towards David. Leave him out of it!

This entire captain swan drama has me LIVID. Are you FUCKING kidding me Killian? You spent episode on episode angsting about telling Emma about killing her grandpa…and then you don’t…and then Emma finds out anyway. You don’t even have the dignity to come out with it on your own. And you probably never would have told her if she didn’t catch you staring at a dreamcatcher (which I guess they still have lying around in the shed out back?) by a very open fireplace where anyone can see you.

AND THEN. And oh, and then. When you have one fight about it in which Emma basically says “be better than this and be FUCKING HONEST with me for a change”…you bail? You bail the first minute you can. Remind me why we’re supposed to be rooting for this guy again? The guy that constantly keeps secrets from Emma and is so scared about having an open conversation he runs away? And while I hate to admit it, Hook is not a villain anymore. He hasn’t been in a long time (ignoring his fugue state Dark One arc of course, and honestly I don’t even know what to make of that shit show). HOWEVER if you keep doing shitty things and then after being found out declare “whelp, it’s in my nature I guess” THAT is what makes you a villain. And we constantly see this from Hook. He does something shady, gets easily forgiven, and then does something shady again without learning a lesson. And now when Emma finally calls him on his shit? He bails. Doesn’t even try to figure it out WITH her. Like what an actual good boyfriend should try to do.

And it becomes especially apparent in a episode where Regina FINALLY accepts herself, owns up to her shit, and is able to have meaningful conversations with her friends and family. She had the chance to kill the literal embodiment of everything she hates about herself, but instead chose the tough choice of accepting the Evil Queen as fully part of who she is. It’s easy to run from problem to problem and ignore the root of it all, but if you take a stand and finally face it, that’s what makes you a hero.

Watching this episode just further convinced me that Regina is so much better for Emma than Hook. Or really, that Regina is just a better person than Hook all around. They have a lot of parallels, most notably that Regina has done some awful shit in her past too, but the difference is that Regina actively tries to be a better person every single day. She wants to make her relationships work. She wants to be honest and good. She wants to be better. And she is. What does Hook want? It seems like he just wants to keep getting away with everything without consequences. And it absolutely kills me that Emma is going to end up with this cowardly, selfish, entitled bowl of wangs.

i need you right here with me

Do you know what really pisses me off and makes me so fucking angry? The people that say stupid shit about scoliosis. The ones that say sitting straight will cure it, the ones that say heavy bags cause it and those people that say shit like fucking YOGA cure it. Like sure Suzan, it might take away some pain for certain people if their curve isn’t bad/they aren’t in heaps of pain, but it’s not going to make the curve magically disappear. It’s just infuriating that some people think that scoliosis is something that’s easy to control. Also, yes it is actually pretty common but severe pain and large curve(s) is not that common.
I’m sick and tired of people saying that ‘oh I have a sore back sometimes, I totally understand’, no no you don’t. No matter how much you think you know, you cannot imagine what it’s like. Before I had surgery I was in pain a lot and it was confusing and annoying. But it was nothing compared to those whose back hurts occasionally because this was everyday, just in varying severity. And you know what? Now after surgery (6 months) the pain is so much worse and it’s more draining than before. Before surgery I could sometimes forget my spine was deformed, now there isn’t an hour that goes by when I’m not in pain. Honestly it’s excruciating sometimes and I keep getting told I should be in less pain by now but they are so wrong. The only thing that’s changed is the type of pain I’m in. I now have heaps of muscle spasms and pain in my stomach, it now sometimes feels like crushing pain, it just all different types of pain in my back AND on top of all this shit, during surgery they kinda fucked my leg up a little bit. I have been told I’ll never get full function back in my leg, I can barely to my shopping without having a full on lip, around my knee goes numb all the time and I have to lift my left leg a lot, mostly when I’m getting into bed or getting into my car Added note: scoliosis isn’t cute, it can be extremely painful and distort your life. If I hadn’t of got my surgery, I would have died for this deformity, that’s how serious it can be. My spine would have crushed my heart and lungs, it had already started to

I can’t.

I need to rant a little bit about the recent actions of Alex. YandereDev.

Be aware there will be a bit of cursing as I am seething with festering anger.

I know I will lose two or more followers for this, at this point I don’t really care. Not that I don’t care about you guys, it’s just I have such a strong feeling of resentment toward him right now that you guys do not even know.

You come for the fun, the fluff, and the angst. Do not read if you do not want to see Kai-chan ranting.

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The thing with CCs writing isn’t that there a just like two or three problematic things in her books because that really wouldn’t be a basis to hate the stuff. I’m pretty sure most books and movies, even with generally good presentation, have their problematic factors here and there. It’s human, sometimes we either don’t know better or simply didn’t think and as long as we are willing to learn how to do better that’s not a bad thing. The bad thing about her writing is the fact that there is such a big amount of problematic stuff that it’s impossible to even keep track of. Not to mention the shit she herself can be associated with. It’s not just about “oh, so he cheated, it happens in real life too” but about ALL of it piled together connected to how it’s handled.

Nobody hates on the books because of one or two things, that would be ridiculous. It’s about the big picture and the fact that there are constantly problematic actions displayed and that wouldn’t even be so bad if they were at least handled accordingly - if the books would point out that the things are bad and wrong, if they would make an effort to do better and let the characters develop into better versions of themselves. But they don’t learn from their mistakes, that aren’t even depicted as such, and they keep on doing shitty things.

The problem is that you could write a whole damn book or even book series listing the problematic thing surrounding CC and her work. THAT is why people react negatively because they have more than just one reason to and everyone defending CC with the argument of “well, it happens in real life too” clearly needs to get a reality check because if you don’t even get the problematic factors of a fictional world I don’t even want to know how you see the real world…

Why You’re Gonna (wanna) Fuck Alec Ryder
  • He was born in 2129 which puts him about early to mid 50′s when Andromeda starts (circa 2183) DAT DUDE IS 50. DAMNY DAMN DAMN.
  • THIS MAN IS THE CAPITAL ORIGINAL FUCKING GANSTA. He was with dem boys when they found the Charon Mass Relay and WENT THROUGH IT. BALLS OF MOTHERFUCKING IRON to approach a Mass Relay and be like lol where does this go having NO concept of a mass effect relay or what it does or what it could do you you.
  • You remember what happened after that right? Remember the first contact war? WELL HE FOUGHT IN THE FIRST CONTACT WAR. Not only that but at SHANXI. This means two things: He was either apart of the guerrilla forces that fought against the turians on the ground facing things like orbital fucking colony drops OR he was part of the alliance liberation operation that kicked the turians T U R I A N S off the colony. Either way. Bad. ASS.
  • He’s smart as shiiiiit. He invented the program that iterally jacks into your mind and matrix’s you. You need to know what the history of this planet? You’ll have that information downloaded directly into your brain. You need to learn kung fu? DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN/BODY. HE WROTE THAT SHIT. AIN’T NOTHING FINER than a smart-ass silver fox bad ass heroic ass mf-er like him.

But…


He also might be Cerberus so….

jlarinda  asked:

Please do make that Eliot body language rant

I cannot tell you how many times I’ve forced people to listen as I extol the way Eliot touches him during the threesome scene, so I am DELIGHTED you’ve given me an excuse to do it again.

And really, that’s what gets me is just the way he touches Q. Yes, it’s a sex scene, so clearly they’re touching, but that doesn’t mean you touch everyone the same way. I really wish we had a shot of them from further out because it really sort of looks (to me, anyway) like Quentin is in Eliot’s lap for their kiss, but since we can’t see if he is or not, I’ll leave that bit of positioning alone.

Regardless, they’re close and despite the fact that I really don’t think what we’re shown is their first kiss, there’s this moment where they hover and stare before kissing like they’re taking a breath before taking the plunge. If you want to know why I don’t think it’s their first kiss… You can see their hair is caught together and there has to be a severe lack of personal space for that to happen because yes, Q’s hair is long, but it’s not that long. A strand of Q’s hair is stuck almost on top of Eliot’s head, which just makes me think he crawled on top of Eliot and it fell around his face and tangled with Eliot’s before they lifted back up together.

I am assuming they kissed during whatever they did to get close enough for their hair to tangle up, but maybe they didn’t. But what does happen is they’re lingering that close and Quentin’s holding his hands up like he doesn’t know what to do with them, like he isn’t sure where he can touch, but it looks like he leans in first and Eliot meets him open-mouthed.

It almost looks like Eliot wants to devour him and almost as soon as they start to kiss, Eliot has a hand on the back of Quentin’s neck, holding him in place and then squeezing like he’s making sure Quentin doesn’t pull away. You can see Eliot’s hand slide up and tighten as he presses in closer, rising up and kissing Q harder while Q finally figures out what to do with his hands and moves to settle them on either side of Eliot’s neck so they’re both holding on to each other.

The neck squeeze is important to me. It’s possible that this is just an Eliot thing, but I prefer to think it’s an Eliot with Q thing, an ‘I finally have him and I’m not letting him go’ thing. I cannot swear that Eliot never kissed Mike like that, but in the scene with Javier/Fen, he’d place a guiding hand on the side of their neck or let his hand slide along their shoulder(s), but there wasn’t the same neck squeeze. We see other people give Eliot the neck squeeze (Margo and Fen both, I believe), but Eliot only does it to Quentin.

And then there’s the morning after scene. You wouldn’t think there’s much reason to squeal over this except omg, yay, they’re in bed together, BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Eliot is in the middle of them and I don’t really care as much about why he’s in the middle as much as I do about what he does while in the middle. He was drunk, he just had sex, he probably just fell down wherever, the fact he’s in the middle isn’t a big deal, but it does let us see something. Eliot Waugh, while unconscious and vulnerable and stuck between his best friend and a guy he only met earlier that year, will choose to turn to the guy first.

‘But he’s drunk,’ you say! Yeah… I have no idea how intoxicated he still is by the time they’re done, but once he’s asleep, even if he’s inebriated, it seems like he’d want to turn towards the greater source of comfort/security. Forget terms of attraction, we know Eliot is perfectly fine cozying up to Margo and this is sleep, this is not sex, so don’t tell me the guy in bed is the logical choice. This is about the emotional connection. 

 Eliot Waugh is in bed between his best friend and the boy she once said he was obsessed with and given the choice between them, his unconscious mind chose to be close to Quentin. He doesn’t just turn towards him in his sleep, it’s more than that, he drapes an arm across Quentin like he’s trying to keep him close even in sleep, absolutely prepare to hold on and squeeze to keep Q from escaping his hold. Just let him hold on a little more.

Yes, he was drinking the night before. Yes, you can call him an emotional mess because of the emotion bottle, because of Mike’s death, because of the drugs used to deal with Mike’s death. You can say those affected his behavior in bed just like you can say it was just chance Eliot flipped to cozy up to Q instead of Margo. He had to cozy up to somebody, didn’t he?

Actually, no. Both times we see Eliot in bed with Mike, Eliot’s asleep on his back. 

We see Eliot kiss Margo, Mike, Fen, and Javier in addition to Quentin, but Q’s the only one that I spotted the neck squeeze with.

We see Eliot in bed with Margo and Mike as well as Quentin, but Q is the only one he turns to.

Yeah, you can dismiss it all if you want, but I’m still going to fangirl about it.

Sooooo, the discussion about shipping younger characters with older ones has popped up again (DGM fandom). I felt inclined to make my stance about the subject since it’s related to fiction consumption in general. Long text below.

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Sorry for the rant but...

I cannot believe I have to bring up something like this but I honestly need to rant.

So I was on Instagram, casually scrolling through my feed until I stumbled upon a post stating that was obviously disrespecting the privacy of Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart.

PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT.

As much as I ship Sprousehart and Bughead (a hell lot) and completely understand your need to post it on social media (I would too) PLEASE do not harass the cast and ask “where’s ____?” “Are you two dating?” 

It’s rude. It shows the producers the type of fanbase we are. It shows the cast what fans we are. 

IT IS DISGUSTING what some people post about regarding this situation. 

I’m not associating all fans. Most fans are great. We find the breadcrumbs and the majority of us show some appreciation to the cast and company.

But these actors have lives other than being shipped around. They do not deserve the harassment some fans give them. If you truly are a fan, admire them from a far. 

I think that was let out of my system. Usually Tumblr is a much more friendly community and we don’t typically annoy the company with these questions and such. 

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So I wanted to make a separate post to piggyback the one usoapp​ wrote about Franky being the father figure to the crew. I didn’t wanna ruin it by turning it into a ship war. Read that first, it’s delightful.

WHY I SHIP FRANKY AND ROBIN

In this rant I’m gonna look past the ball-grab, past the subtle hints in the anime, past the little things that Oda puts in his SBS to TEASE ME……. I’m just gonna talk about Franky and Robin’s relationship.

Y’see, I agree wholeheartedly with Usoapp. Franky wants to be the family to others that he never had…. and that’s why he and Robin work so perfectly together. 

Think of it. Robin hardly had a childhood to begin with. She lost it along with her mother and all of her friends and the people that supported her. She grew up constantly alone. A cast-away. A demon. She was hunted for money and was shown so little kindness that she came to never trust anyone. Kindness was a trick.
Then she met the Strawhat crew. She found kindness. She was willing to sacrifice her life for the kindness that she found in the crew.

But now that’s not all. When she was to the point of throwing her life away and had lost all hope… Franky was there. Before she was even aware that the Strawhats were coming to save her. Franky was there. Being just the kind of person he was.

Growing up, he had been warned about her. He’d seen the wanted ad. Yet here he was, sitting across from her on the sea train to both of their demise. Telling her that her life was worth something. This may have been the first time in AGES that someone told her that she was human, that her life had value. That someone was willing to take a frickin bullet for her.

Franky knows what it’s like to be hated, rejected, and treated like his life was worthless. To him… she was someone he needed to protect. Her life was worth so much. He needed to show her that.

I particularly love the playful attitude that Robin has with Franky. With any other man she’d string them along and play like she’s interested but with Franky she can be herself.
She can be playful, smile, and call him out when he’s being a dork. They have the PERFECT  dynamic. And they both know the value of finding family in each other.

Why Eren x Mikasa is NOT incest. A Q&A for simple-minded people.

Warning: Spoilers for the manga.

Does Eren and Mikasa share the same blood parents?

No.

Do they share the same blood in any way?

No.

Was Mikasa adopted by the Jaegers?

No, she was taken in by them.

That’s wrong. She was adopted.

No, as I said, she was simply taken in by them. If she was adopted, her last name would have changed to Jaeger as well.

Does Eren see Mikasa as family?

No. 

How do you know?

Eren has stated multiple times to Mikasa that he is “not her brother/she is not his sister" (and that he is not a child).

Does Mikasa see Eren as family?

It seems that way in season 1. But because of the manga, there is evidence that Mikasa does not see Eren as family. 

Where is this evidence? (Spoilers)

There are a few scenes in which Mikasa portrays non-platonic love for Eren, but let’s cut to the chase and go to the iconic Chapter 50 scene.

If you can’t tell, Mikasa is leaning in for a kiss. You don’t kiss your family member (brother-sister) on the lips. Mikasa does not see Eren as family.

Does that mean that Mikasa likes Eren?

I’m 300% sure that Mikasa has a crush on Eren (or even more). 

Does Eren like Mikasa? 

Maybe. Eren has shown very little romantic affection to any of the characters so we can’t say if he has a crush or not. We’re getting off topic though.

You (usually) don’t have crushes on your family members though.

Exactly. Mikasa does not have a crush on her family member because she does not see Eren as her family. 

So, Eren and Mikasa aren’t related? 

No.

And Mikasa and Eren do not view each other as family?

Correct.

Because of that, Eren + Mikasa is not incest?

You got it!

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Also, if you ever decide to be a complete asshole and argue with an ErenxMikasa shipper, DO NOT pull the incest card. It makes you look like a complete fucking moron.