ransom!

Send me “Final Offer” for my muse’s reaction to receiving a ransom note after your muse has gone missing.

Feel free to add a + and the price, favor or item the kidnapper is asking for, then see if my muse would give it up to get your muse back or take a different approach.

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Best Check Please! vine completion I’ve found so far. by @crabbiekat

Books You Should Read

Biographies

  • Yes, Please by Amy Poehler
  • I am Malala by Malala Yousafzai
  • The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch
  • My Year with Eleanor by Noelle Hancock
  • Is Everyone Hanging out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling
  • #GIRLBOSS by Sophia Amoruso 

Series 

  • Miss Peregrine Home for Peculiar Kids by Ransom Riggs
  • The Uglies by Scott Westerfeld 

Poetry 

  • Whiskey Words and a Shovel (Volumes 1,2 &3) by r.h. Sin
  • Rest in the morning by r.h. Sin 
  • Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur
  • The Princess Saves Herself in This One by Amanda Lovelace
  • Dirty Pretty Things by Michael Faudet 
  • Bitter Sweet Love by Michael Faudet
  • Beautiful Chaos by Robert M. Drake

Classics

  •   Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll 
  • Wuthering Heights by Charlotte Bronte 
  • A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway 
  • This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
  • The Pictures of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde 

Fiction 

  • The Book Thief by Markus Zusak 
  • Looking for Alaska by John Green 
  • All the Missing Girls by Megan Miranda 
  • The Oxygen Thief by Anonymous 
  • The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho 
  •  The History of Love by Nicole Krauss 


concept: jack and bitty get engaged, and shitty and tater fight for the privilege to be jack’s best man the way phoebe and rachel battled it out over who would be monica’s maid of honor

Enoch: *acts like a little bitch*

Me: Cute.

Enoch: *is rude to people*

Me: Precious.

Enoch: *literally destroys everything*

Me: What a guy :^)

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a short guide to Justin Oluransi

Bitty | JackLardo | Shitty

The webcomic Check, Please! and all its art was created by Ngozi Ukazu.

things Ransom and Holster have protected Bitty from since freshman year

-centipedes

-shattering his phone while drunk

-his first roommates who didn’t like him that much

-Scientology

-the actual chupacabras

-choking on his first bubble tea tapioca (Ransom performed the Heimlich, Holster threw the cup off a bridge)

-Jehova’s Witnesses

-getting nailed by bananas on the track in Mario Kart (they rammed him and sacrificed their own speed to protect him from peels)

-Boston University’s defensive line

-UMass Lowell’s creepy bird mascot

-Being stuck in wet cement on a sidewalk outside the science building (”You grab his left arm, I’ll take the right.” “Why do you always take the right, bro?!”)

-More Jehova’s Witnesses

-sleepwalking

-sleep-baking

-breaking his hand on the TV set when the Beyonce halftime show glitched

-trying to fit into shorts he’d bought in the wrong size (”I never return things, it’s mean!” “Bits, where’s that receipt.”) 

-his father’s football team back in Madison

-a craiglist scammer posing as someone who just had a magically professional industry grade oven they needed to get rid of.