ranger's-fandom

Seven ways to get over a fictional character

1. You won’t.
2. You don’t want to.
3. You can’t.
4. Don’t even try tbh
5. You really don’t want to!
6. There’s just no way to make it.
7. It’s simply impossible.

(This also includes any kind of ship)

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 ranger’s apprentice fancast (part 1)

keiynan lonsdale as will treaty
colton haynes as horace altman
toby stephens as halt o’carrick
eliza taylor as alyss mainwaring
rahul kohli as gilan davidsson
sofia boutella as cassandra

Well, for official events like this,” he said. “We’re like a pair of crows among the peacocks.”
Halt snorted. “Peacocks are overrated birds,” he said. “They’re dull-witted and they make an ugly, raucous noise.” He gestured at the people around them. “Rather like this lot.
—  Ranger’s Apprentice: The Early Years The Battle of Hackham Heath by John Flanagan

billy: *coughs*
jason: oH MY GOD MY BOYFRIEND IS DYING HE HAS PNEUMONIA I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE COLD WHILE YOU WERE WET ZORDON ITS TIME TO MOVE THE COMMAND CENTER TO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT WATER MY BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND IS DYING

  • Will: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You will address me as "Eagle One"
  • Will: Evanlyn. Code name: "Been There, Done That"
  • Will: Alyss is: "Currently Doing That"
  • Will: Jenny is: "It Happened Once In A Dream"
  • Will: Horace. Code name: "If I Had To Pick A Dude"
  • Will: Halt is..."Eagle Two"
  • Halt: Oh thank god
  • (bonus)
  • Will: (looks at Gilan) "I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It" is in position.