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Tattoo number 7 !!!

I’m a huge rangers apprentice lover as the books were my escape during a dark time in my life. I’ve always been in love with the characters and the stories in johns world .so I finally got a tattoo for it ! So happy :)

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She drifted into the harbor a little while ago.
A message from Teach upon his return.
There he intends to sit.
Denying passage in or out of the bay.

anonymous asked:

Trimberly headcanon: Kim asks Trini to prom, and the yellow ranger wants to impress her date, so she gets a BEAUTIFUL dress — she likes dresses, she just don't wear them very often —, gets her hair styled and AMAZING makeup, and when she meets Kimberly, SHE is the one who is impressed: Kim is wearing a beautiful classic suit, but with pink bowtie and pink shoes. Also, her hair looks AMAZING and her makeup is so simple but also SO HOT and Trini almost have a heart attack. Also, slow dancing.

Oh boy y es. Trini and Kim both being so nervous but Trini shows up in this gorgeous yellow dress and Kim in her suit and both of them are just in shock at how amazing their date looks. 

ALSO Trini totally ends up resting her head on Kim’s shoulder when they’re slow dancing and it’s so cute.

Nothing Like a Lawful Neutral

Context: My fighter is the only Lawful Neutral character on a team consisting of a True Neutral halfling monk, a Chaotic Neutral tiefling warlock, and a Neutral Good half-elf ranger with a bad impression of laws in general. They’re all endearingly nuts in their own way, and, well. He fits in like soy sauce on mashed potatoes.

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Warlock: *after surviving the shipwreck that nearly killed all of us* So you worked for the people transporting us?

Fighter: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Of course I was.

Ranger: You know it was a slave ship right?

Fighter: You were getting transported to prison! The only thing enslaving you are the consequences of your crimes.

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Monk: You not gonna like, wrangle us into line?

Fighter: Why.

Monk: I mean, you were a guard, right? You arrest people.

Fighter: We are in the middle of a jungle. What laws could you possibly be breaking?

Ranger: *OOC* I roll to see what impossible feats of physics-defying tricks I can do to piss this guy off.

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Warlock: So are we going back to jail if we get to a place where there’s a jail?

Fighter: I mean, they feed you in most prisons. Terrible food, but it’s free.

Warlock: …Damn he right.

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Ranger: Do you arrest people even when they’re doing the right thing?

Fighter: Everyone should be held accountable for their actions regardless of intentions.

Ranger: Easy for you to say.

Fighter: Listen, I got banished from my country and disowned from my family because I was fucking my country’s Crown Prince. I deserve the rights to say this like it was easy.

Ranger: …Okay but that’s– Okay, you couldn’t have had good intentions about that.

Fighter: I think there were some good ones, but then he took off his shirt and I forgot what they were.

Monk: And I thought my getting kicked out of my temple for fapping during prayer was dramatic.

DM: …Oh. :-)

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Ranger: You don’t have many friends, do you?

Fighter: I had some but the murder hobos fucking killed them all. :)

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Warlock: Well at least you aren’t lecturing us on honor or anything.

Fighter: Honor is reliability. That’d like chanting Celestial to a demon.

Warlock:

Fighter:

Warlock: …Not all tieflings.

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Soy sauce on mashed potatoes: weird taste, but acceptable.

Power Rangers + Band Headcanons

(Inspired by a whole bunch of other band posts for the rangers)

~Billy’s the first one to initiate it. Sure Kim wrote the note but after Tomi joins the squad, he finds it on Kim’s desk when he and the rest of the team are over for her little brother’s birthday. He takes the forgotten memory and then goes home to come up with a plan.

~He figures it’s a good cover for them during the summer and the ‘study group’ excuse is no longer valid. He’s heard Kim singing lowly a couple of times during training breaks and after the car wreck, Jason’s grandfather bought him an electric guitar to cheer him up. He’s not terrible when he plays it. Zach just seems like the drummer type and Trini played the bass in her old school’s band. Hard to believe but it happened. Tomi is the songwriter type whose been playing the acoustic guitar since she was fourteen. And that just leaves him, and he’s taken seven years of piano. He’s pretty sure he could get the hang of the keyboard pretty fast.

~At first, no one takes him seriously. No one. Kim doesn’t sing in public, Jason only plays it when he’s bored, it’s just a hobby to him. Zach has never touched a drum kit in his entire life, which was incredibly surprising to Billy. Trini would like to bury her bass playing years deep in the past and Tomi is strictly a solo artist.

~It takes him weeks to convince them to try just one practice. Just one. (Jason was the first to give in and he managed to convince everyone else)

~It went horribly. Zach broke the drum set Billy bought for him, Trini choked when it came time for her to play, Kim had a breakdown and Tomi got so frustrated that she snapped her guitar in half. Practice hadn’t even been going on for an hour and four out of the six members of ‘RANGER’ had already quit.

~Jason would’ve left to if he hadn’t noticed how upset Billy was. He ended up staying and both he and Billy managed to. Jason was a pretty good singer, he had a blonde Ed Sheeran vibe about him, and the two managed to record a few decent songs.

~It soon became a regular thing from them. After school and training, the met up and rehearsed in Billy’s garage. The rest of the team soon took notice to their behavior and kind of just assumed the two were dating.

~Jason found out about their suspicions when he saw a picture of him and Billy on Kim’s Instagram feed laughing about something he didn’t remember at his locker. The caption read ‘cutest couple at Angle Grove High and anyone of you can fight me on this. You will not win.’

~He confronted her about it the next morning and she laughed saying  "There’s no reason to hide it anymore, we all know you guys are a thing. The rest of the team and I think it’s cute". Jason ignored the flutter in his stomach and rubbed his hands over his face at her comment. “We’re not together okay, we’re in a band.” Kim’s smile dropped and she apologized, promising to delete the picture immediately. Jason ignored the pang in his heart but went along with it anyway.

~Later that day, Kim and the rangers stopped by Billy's to see them rehearse. To say Billy was excited was an understatement. He somehow played better than usual and somehow Jason’s voice seemed to be more precise when it came to hitting the notes. Their fellow rangers were impressed, beyond impressed.

~Over the course of a couple months RANGER slowly but surely started to fall in place. After a long talk with Trini, Kim somehow overcame her fear of singing in front of crowds and took over as lead. Zach studied thousands of YouTube videos on drumming and even got a few lessons from the band director at school. It took Trini only a couple of days to get familiar with the base again and she found herself missing the instrument more than she care to admit. And after Billy scraped some gold off his Zord he bought Tomi a new guitar. RANGER had officially been formed.

~Their first performance was at a benefit concert in Angel Grove that was put together in order to thank the rangers for saving them and to raise money to fix the town up. The crowd loved it.

~By the time the teams graduated they were internet sensations. They signed a deal with Columbia Records the next year and quickly rose to fame.

~They managed to keep their private lives and superhero identities a secret for the entirety of their careers and live happily ever after.

SHIT MY RP PARTNERS HAVE SAID 5 [sentence starters]

“i didn’t think my legacy would be gayness and shrek memes, but now we’re here”
“my friend canceled on me so i made a really sad cheese sandwich to cope”
“my body is intolerant to three out of the four ingredients in this sandwich but i’m gonna love the heck out of it anyway”
“i’m so glad i didn’t get chinese because i’m definitely getting sick and that definitely would have made me die”
“i’m bad at resting”
“i know i’m a bitch but not to you.”
“DOING THE GAYEST ONE FIRST”
“people seriously need to get their heads out of their asses long enough to realize that their judgment isn’t necessary in the world when all they have to say is negative crap.”
“enjoy the heteronormativity lmao”
“Whenever they try to talk to me about reality tv I’m like I literally watch none of those things”
“BROKE AF but my hair look good”
“also, pro tip: don’t attempt to run a mile and read your chapters for class at the same time when you’re sick.”
“I’m not living up to my legacy of past chefs who drank while clocked in alas”
“i also really want a power rangers shirt so that i can go around pretending i’m a power ranger”
“I like to impress myself with my on fleek eyebrows”
“When you almost accidentally buy an eye cream for 34$”
“those are my childhood memories. i’m not selling them.”
“you two are my ship, you beautiful fucks”
“and my basement has all of the necessities we’ll need: booze, a large screen tv, lots of electronics, lots of booze.”
“I DID NOT VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!”
“I see we'v'e got a whole Sister Wives thing going on…”
“apparently my deodorant is really potent right after i put it on.”
“Who knew someone needed to own this many seasons of csi Miami”
“i just tried to drink my pop and completely missed my mouth.”
“I’ll be happy once food is here.”
“Lol there’s a couple in cowboy hats starting to get upset.”
“the only casualty was a pizza box.”
“i was too busy watching violent stuff.”
“like I hate mcdonalds but the junk food life is real.”
“i have this really bad habit of either playing thirty seconds of a song and then skipping it or playing the same song for 2 hours.”
“honestly though. how dare you have emotions?”
“I dont want to grind with a bunch of sweaty ass nightclubing slutty bitches who didnt bring a coat”
“i don’t rly mind getting my ass grabbed tbh.”
“never turn your back on someone who has recognized our queen and savior.”