randy scream

  • Serge: "You. What are you doing here?"
  • Randy: "Hey, Serge. It's Randy."
  • Serge: "Yeah, I know who you are! I asked what you're doing here! I thought you were dead!"
  • Randy: "I am dead! I'm burning in hell! I came back from the dead to apologize to you."
  • Serge: "What? Seriously?"
  • Randy: "That's right. See, despite what you heard, hell sucks. It's not fun. Yes, there are waterslides but they're lined with razor blades and you splash down in a pool of boiling pee. Also, zero dinosaurs."
  • Serge: "There's no dinosaurs?"
  • Randy: "No! As soon as I got there I was like, 'Where are the dinosaurs?' And they were like, 'We know. Jesus broke in and stole them.'"
the signs as characters in scream
  • Aries: Maureen Prescott
  • Taurus: Tatum Riley
  • Gemini: Dewey Riley
  • Cancer: Billy Loomis
  • Leo: Cotton Weary
  • Virgo: Principal Himbry
  • Libra: Casey Becker
  • Scorpio: Gale Weathers
  • Sagittarius: Stu Macher
  • Capricorn: Neil Prescott
  • Aquarius: Randy Meeks
  • Pisces: Sydney Prescott