My favorite out of context quotes I’ve heard from people at school:

“I’m not lonely, you hoe, I’ve got my kazoo and that’s all I need” (he actually did have a kazoo)

“Do you like feet?”

“Stop being gay with my brother, that’s not okay”

“I’m not boss, I’m daddy”

“Prostitutes on a train”

“The amount of times hooker has been said in this class period is concerning”

“The early bird doesn’t get the cookie”


“I can kill you with a slice of pizza”

“It’s just making me hump you, I’m sorry”

“Whales are weirdos, man”

“Is spongebob real?”

“You need to stop calling me dad, people are going to think something kinky is going on”

“My son..forehead shinier than my life though..I love him, but”

“I’m scared, dog”

“Is it too late to give up and become a stripper?”

Dammit Seb

So I’m successfully getting some adulting done today, parting out some meat I bought in bulk into individual freezer portions. Of course I’m daydreaming at the same time (cause why not), and my mind wanders to Beefy!Bucky. Cause he’s pretty. And adulting is boring. Anyway, I’m labeling stuff and look down to see that I wrote “thighs of betrayal” instead of “chicken thighs.” WTF.

Dammit Seb.

The hubby is gonna be so confused…

Random Naruto Thoughts

Now I wanna know is who breastfed Baby Naruto after the kyuubi incident huh?? HUH?!?

Did he inherit his parents assets? Why is he so poor?

Naruto was a child and didn’t have a threatening demeanor nor did he ever show any sign of kyuubi threat for a period of years yet not ONE person could even try to be nice to him?

Well the 3rd Hokage was nice but apparently not nice enough to help him with decent food and uhhh parental guidance ? (Well I guess he did some Grandpa guidance)

In the latest episode, why did no one stop Naruto from jumping into his death??? You saw how he wasn’t good in the forest….

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Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.