What are your fave silly headcanons you have for the dmc cast?
Sorry for the late reply I had to write them all down! These area REALLY dumb. Tbh i just think of the DMC crew as an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode
Perrie’s dumb Devil May Cry headcannons
- None of these assholes can cook, except for Nero and Lady. Those two basically had to raise themselves so they know what they’re doing.
- Vergil’s clapbacks are insane. Like he leaves everyone speechless. Dante- “I treat my body like a temple.” Vergil - “Yeah open to everyone, day and night.”
- If a gate is locked Dante would climb over it rather than open the latch.
- Nero loves Taco Bell. You can find him there at 1:45am eating crunchy tacos.
- Vergil is so fucking hipster that this bitch would rather go to some random as coffee shop than step foot into name brand places like Starbucks and Peet’s coffee.
- Trish shops at MAC a lot and always gets mistaken for an employee.
- Patty records the stupid shit the dmc crew does and posts it on the internet where it becomes memes. “Guy in Red Coat eats 7 whole pizzas while sharpening giant sword shirtless.”
- “I saw you hanging out with Dante the other day!” “Lady, it’s not what you think!”
- Lady drinks Diet Mountain Dew.
- Trish wears crocs at home. This gorgeous, tall model woman wears fucking crocs.
- Vergil can be found at 3:18am in Denny’s eating pancakes and reading travel pamphlets and maps.
- Trish gets her nails done only at NT Nails by Larry. She won’t let anyone else touch her hands.
- Dante plays Africa by ToTo after missions.
- Nero has an android. Someone get this kid an iPhone.
- Dante doesn’t know how tf to use a computer, as well as a cellphone. “I’ll send you an email-” “A what.”
- When stuff goes missing everyone blames Dante but Vergil’s the mf who steals everyone’s shit.
- Dante once ate a whole can of Spaghetti-O’s. Raw. Straight out of the can.
- Dante can be found sitting at 2:28am in a Walmart parking lot eating a strawberry flavored go-gurt.
- Trish and Nero go on late night drives to burger joints. Sometimes Dante joins but makes them pay for him.
- Vergil is super mysterious to everyone because he randomly disappears, but he’s actually somewhere where he can scream because he’s so fucking done with everything.
- Lady and Dante were once trying to buy some demonic item so they go this alley to meet the merchant and they met with the wrong guy and ended up accidentally buying crack.
- Trish can be found at 12:36am on the roof of a bar drinking straight vodka.
- Vergil thrift shops, he likes to collect fancy coats, shoes, and shirts. But he acts like he only shops Gucci.
- Dante steals a bunch of pool balls from bars because he constantly destroys all of his own.
- Nero once road his motorcycle into a Panda Express drive through because he didn’t give a fuck. The employees were so intimidated they couldn’t say no.
- Trish goes out during lightning storms and cackles and dance around.
- Lady can be found at 11:57 inside a gas station buying Lime Hot Cheetos.