random sessions

Yesterday, our cat creeped the shit out of both of us.

Now, if you remember, a little while back I made a post about my cat being a little…weird sometimes. I mean, cats do wierd things. That’s why we love them. But yesterday she just…really creeped us out.

So we were sitting on the couch after getting home from work. At first I didn’t pay much attention, I noticed my cat just staring. But then I noticed she was staring up, at the stairs. She was absolutely transfixed. For some background, I feel like she’s been most wierd upstairs, and has this wierd obsession with the upstairs. But last night, she just stared. I waved my hand in front of her, trying to catch her attention and break her out of her trance…but nope. She just stared. Eventually, I said, “Cali, you are creeping me out.”.

So my SO was also creeped out (which usually doesn’t happen)…and upstairs we went, flashlight in hand. Cats following. We checked both rooms, and see nothing. (Go figure, right?) Honestly, it got me a little frazzled so I was cautiously looking about. Of course we find nothing, and head back downstairs, telling Cali to stop freaking us out. She continues to be a little strange, acting like there was something around. Eventually we settled in for the night.

Anyway. A few things I suppose.

1. She was being annoying because she was trying to irritate us, because she didn’t get her soft cat food that she expected to get.
2. She kept hearing things because we had the dishwasher and just thought there was something in here.
3. There’s something in my fucking house.

I have taken photos a number of months back (like maybe I’d capture something) but saw nothing. So. I dunno.

2

• Him teasing you constantly
• for example Him pulling your hair
• him slapping your ass
• then acting like nothing happened
• Playing with his hair
• its long enough to make pigtails
• he makes you feel better by wearing them for a day
• Him winking at you when you’re across the room
• “you wanna fight me, cupcake? Huh? Is that what you want?”
• then he attacks your lips with his
• NECK KISSES 24/7
• him calling you his “kitten”
• Greenwood getting annoyed by all the PDA
• “it’d be nice to not see you guys suck each other’s faces off”
• everyone teases him bc they think you’re too pretty for him
• “how’d you even land a piece of ass like (name)?”
• “shut up, Greenwood”
• PLAY FIGHTING LITERALLY ALL THE TIME
• kinky sex
• he’s dominating
• and absolutely loves your submissiveness
• “sit on my lap, cupcake.”
• flirting constantly
• it makes everyone uncomfortable tbh
• make out sessions at random times and places
• jerome is very territorial over you
• its really not healthy at all
• he has a really terrible temper
• he takes it out on you sometimes
• he’s never hit you but he has pushed you and choked you
• a small part of you is terrified of him or at least what he’s capable of
• when he does that you leave but eventually come back after all his pleas and begging
• its a vicious cycle honestly
• but you’re in love with him
• he brought you a diamond necklace with a j charm
• he always is trying to get your attention
• in a way you’re his anchor
• he likes to think he somewhat has a tiny bit of humanity bc he has you

@gotham-lights ||
Burden of Proof

Word Count: 2357

Request: “ Thought; spontaneously dragging Steve of Bucky into random makeout sessions throughout the day and then just leaving him out of breath as you continue in with your business” And a very pleasant thought it is. 

Warning: Language, making out, and utter ridiculousness

A/N: I had more free time than I anticipated, so you’re getting this early. You have the snow storm to thank for this nonsense.

Steve Version

Originally posted by itsjustmycrazyvibe

“Ow ow ow ow ow!” you groaned through clenched teeth as Natasha dragged you through the halls and over the bodies of the incapacitated Hydra agents.

“Hush! There could still be some stragglers hanging around,” she hissed at you, readjusting her hold in order to pull you along more quickly.

“Well if you hadn’t been there to pull me out of the way, that delightful bullet would have definitely silenced me for good. You have only yourself to blame.”

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yousef wants to have lots of kids but you know he’d actually…change diapers, be the one who wakes up at night when the baby is crying, he’d pick them up from school, he’d stay at home with them while the other parent is working, he’d play with them (sure, he’s a fan of football, but his son likes dolls? let’s play with dolls! he’d take him to the store and let him chose one he likes) he’d cook diner for the family, and clean the house, he’d have these random dancing sessions with the kids in the living room, putting on a fun dance song, and sure they’re not necessarily skilled and they mostly just jump around and laugh, but honestly? moments like these are one of his favorite things in the world. and these kids? yeah, they’re definitively his favorite thing in the wolrd

Dating Justin Foley includes...


MASTERLIST

Warning: profanity

Request: here ya go bby and this one

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  • Random make-out sessions

“Hey Justin do you think potatoes or broccoli wins-”

*insert Justin grabbing your waist and starts making out with you*

  • Finding out about his home issues

“GOD DAMN JUSTIN NO FUCKING PERSON DESERVES TO LIVE LIKE THAT OR IN THAT”

“I didn’t want you to worry so mu-”

“WELL YOU KNOW WHAT WORRIES ME SO MUCH? THAT YOU DIDN’T TELL ME SUCH A THING THAT IS PART OF YOUR DAILY LIFE”

  • Helping him through his domestic violence
  • Cuddles forever
  • Secretly Justin is a virgin bc he wanted the perfect person to do it with
  • And he chose you
  • *squeals*
  • You embarrass Justin. Like a lot.

CHEERIO MATE WASSUP DUDE.”

“God Y/n.”

  • Justin getting annoyed at you but you make it up to him with hugs.
  • You always giving him back hugs

  • Your parents bring him into your house, just because of what you told them

“NOW YOU CAN MOVE IN WITH MEEEEEEEE”

“Is this what you have to deal with 24/7”

  • Justin getting along with your parents very well
  • Justin cooks, YAS THE BOY FUCKING COOKS

“Babe you got some brownie, um, all over your face idiot.”

“What? ALL I HEAR IS FOOOOOD”

  • Singing in your bedroom
  • Your boy knows how to rap Rap God ;)
  • Kisses on cheeks

“Is it wrong if I love you and still love Jess?”

“It would be wrong not to still love her Justin.”

  • He stops drugs for you, he knows its bad
  • You stay the FUCK away from Bryce because you know better now
  • You knew Hannah but not well, she seemed more of a rebel and that was not you.
  • You weren’t on the tapes but you were handed a pair of headphones from Tony bc he said 

“Hannah really liked you Y/n, you were just so perfect. I bet you two would’ve been best friends.”

Soon you found out what Justin did

“I’m sorry Justin I love you but can I have some time? I really want to understand what truly happened.”

“Yeah okay.”

  • He was miserable but you came back to him in 2 days, you just needed time to process it, you forgave him for what he did
  • He loved you
  • He loved you more than Jess
  • He wanted to fucking marry you
  • You loved him too
  • You loved him so much
  • You wished this could last forever and you hoped it did too

The Idea

Word Count: 3468 (This is the danger you run with sending me Steve requests, okay?)

Request(s):  “Thought; spontaneously dragging Steve of Bucky into random makeout sessions throughout the day and then just leaving him out of breath as you continue in with your business” AND “ OMG burden of proof was tooooo CUTE!! I saw that the request had an ‘or Steve’ as well!! Please please please please!! But like you’re actually in a relationship, and just blushy flustered Steve– oh lord Sarah, please!!” 

Warnings: Language, weird threats, and much kissing

A/N: Hey, guys, remember me? IT’S A MIRACLE! I finally finished something. Oh my God. It’s been so long. I may have forgotten how to do this. I’m getting nervous. 

Bucky Version

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

“Are you kidding me, man? That’s a great idea! I’m happy for you.”

Sam’s voice reached you as if through a long tunnel as you turned the corner into the kitchen, eyes still half closed with sleep, hair very much disheveled. The wide, hopeful grin on Steve’s face brought a sparkle to his eyes and drew a blissful sigh from your lips. Both men stiffened in surprise as your happy sound alerted them of your presence, and Sam pursed his lips to hide a smile as he turned to search aimlessly through the cabinets. Steve cleared his throat nervously, but when he turned to face you his expression was bright and open.

“Good morning, sweetheart,” he said with a soft smile as you shuffled sleepily into his open arms.

“Mornin,” you mumbled, your voice muffled as you snuggled into his chest.

“The sun only rises for you, love and light of my life,” Sam called to you, earning an eye roll from Steve and a quiet giggle from you.

“Are we that gross?” you asked thoughtfully, lifting your head to look up at Steve.

“I sincerely hope not.”

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A-Z NSFW: The8

Originally posted by luhan-bee

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

A = Aftercare 

Aftercare with Minghao is pretty extensive, no matter what happened during sex. He’s got a mental check list and he will do every step or he’s not letting you move. Step 1: you ok? Step 2: want me to get a rag or can you walk to the shower? Step 3: you better drink this water istg Step 4: you hungry? i can order food? Step 5: i got this nice scent lotion want a massage? i didnt ask if it hurt shh! i asked if you wanted one! Step 6: yeah ok ok now we can cuddle .

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Minghao’s one that uses his body to his full advantage; fingers, thigh, mouth, anything can be turned into a tool to please you but his fingers are a personal favorite. Long and slender, easy to access some..ahem hard to reach places for you. He ain’t even gonna play like your butt isn’t his favorite, he’s not gonna even try the ‘oh i love you eyes and your mouth and’ bs nah he likes your booty. He’s a touchy boy, he opts out of hips or waist to hold, he likes feeling the soft skin under his fingers as he rocks you back and forth on his lap or feeling you jump when he brings his hand down on your flesh. He likes ya butt. idk what else to tell ya.

C = Cum 

He’s rather clean in bed, he’s weirdly obsessive with not messing up the sheets to the point of needing to wash them before you can sleep so he’s adamant about cumming in or on you, so it’s a quick and easy clean up. 

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

Being adventurous in the bedroom, Minghao does have several things he wants that he keeps hidden because honestly some things should just be kept to yourself. It’s not too bad but the idea of it needs a bit of work to bring it up; getting a kama sutra book and going at it. Can’t really say ‘hey babe, wanna try twisting yourself like a pretzel and i’ll fuck you ok?’ He’ll get the nerve one day…maybe

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Minghao’s got a basic outline in mind, obvi he’s like ‘ok this goes there, that feels good, you can do this that and these in bed, etc’ but as far as putting what he knows to the test, that’s limited. He’s going to have to go through trial and error in the bedroom.He’s going to be quite sloppy and kind of confused, so give the poor kid a hand…


F = Favorite position

His weird obsession feeds into this, Minghao’s a big fan of reverse cowgirl, doggy style, anything from behind and he can get an eye full of dat booty shut up liz god but the boy’s really game for any position, he’s not picky.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Minghao in bed is actually really silly. He’s one of the boys that’s an idiot and rlly gonna stop in the middle of sex and be like ‘huh, i’m holding your ankle so get it in there…hey babe, are you ticklish?’ It’s so playful and fun with Minghao there’s not a moment of pressure to act all serious or behave a certain way. His jokes are more to make you both comfortable, sex is fun, he’s going to make sure it’s fun. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
I don’t see him doing much down there. If it’s a legit ‘fuck i hate pubes’ issue, you gotta get on him about it, because honestly the boy let’s the forest grow and doesn’t really touch it. That being said, I do think he’s one of the weird dudes you mean and get drunk with and spills that he shampoos and conditions his pubes. Just throwing that out there.


I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Because he’s like…over the top goofy in the bedroom, I don’t see that coinciding with romance. It’s one or the other and Minghao chose clowning around. The intimacy and romance goes more into aftercare, when you’re both satisfied and cuddling in bed and having some good little pillow talks. But during the actual sex? Not much, if any at all. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Since he’s not exactly a horny toad like some members, Minghao’s not lie…a chronic masturbater, it’s literally impossible to catch him, all he does is take care of business in the shower when the need arises. Then again locked doors don’t exist to seventeen so even then…not really safe. Anyways, not very often, either just taking care of morning issues in the shower or just random jerk it sessions scale normally once over 2/3 days.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Kinks are few with Mighao, but he’s got a couple. Idk if you want to count his thing for ya butt as a kink, or we can call it a fetish and say him spanking you is his kink. A bit of marking each other, leaving purple flowers all over your body is always a good time in his book. He’s a switch though, so you do have the ability to have your own fun with him, so might wanna take advantage of that one. 


L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Minghao’s adamant about his privacy with you. Nothing at all leaves the bedroom. You two exit that door and the only thing you’re getting from him is a hug, holding hands, or a kiss. Nothing else, or he’s just steering you into the bedroom again if you start messing with him.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

His thighs are weirdly a weak point for him, no one knows why. Get your touch on, and rub his thigh or trail your fingers up the muscle or just get right in to it and have a nice little dry hump session is a pretty easy and for sure way to turn Minghao on. He’s a weird kid…

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Role playing isn’t his speed at all. They honestly weird him out a bit, the ones like student/teacher or doctor/patient are far out there. ‘so let me get this straight. people pay money for costumes to dress up like doctors and stuff…to have sex. you’re supposed to fix my booboo not fuck me i dont get it’. It just doesn’t tickle his horny bone. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Minghao’s a bit sloppy with oral but he enjoys it, he’s figuring out what makes your toes curl and what he can do to feel your thighs tense beneath his hands. 69 is more his preferred method of going about oral, it’s a two way street of pleasure.


P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace is move faster, not fast like he’s going to fuck you up a wall or anything, it’s a good, steady pace and pretty balanced, not too rough or gentle. Like he’s Goldilocks it’s just right.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Minghao isn’t too fond of quickies, they put too much stress on him to hurry up and get it all done and he just thinks you both walk away more unsatisfied than when you two started. They don’t happen often, they’re really rare with him, barely once a month if that, he’s much rather just go to the bed and lay you out for the night versus a couple minutes of awkward rushing.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Aside from his little kinks, Minghao’s pretty vanilla? He’s not out there pulling your hair and breaking bones with his dick and making you call him daddy or anything. Sex stays in the bedroom, he’s got a few kinks, he’s willing to participate in yours if he’s okay with them, he’s pretty open to ideas, just it really depends on what the idea is will determine if he actually goes through with it. It really depends with him, but in general, Minghao’s pretty reserved.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He’s fairly normal in stamina too, he’s really an average guy in the bedroom. One round is usually it, on a rare day he can stretch two if he tries really hard but normally it’s just the one round. And averages normally 10-15 minutes at best. Foreplay is rather drawn out just so he knows you’re on the same level as him before he gets to his desires.


T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
In the extensive world of sex toys, Minghao doesn’t delve much in to them. He’s more hands on, he likes to do everything with his own body. His fingers, his tongue, his cock, no rubber replacements. But he does have a little stash of simple, small paddles, nothing that’s going to break you just a little tap on the butt he adores so much.


U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Lucky for you, Minghao is slightly impatient when it comes to the bedroom so he’s pretty lenient with teasing during sex. He’s not merciless, he does tease and bit, just a lil bit, but it’s not to the point that it’s unbearable or you have to beg him to move on, he goes easy on you.


V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Minghao’s on a permanent low volume in the bedroom, he doesn’t get above a normal talking voice. Low moans and heavy breathing and soft spoken words is all Minghao makes in the bedroom.


W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Minghao’s obsession with your butt isn’t a secret, he’s always touching even outside of the bedroom. So when as pay back, you swatted him on the behind, it was…kind of a shock when he just looked at you and ‘…..i kind of liked that. do it again.’


X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
My Nana took one look at Minghao and just said ‘hotdog’ and I hate that. So uh…by my all knowing grandma’s knowledge on dick…she’s positive he’s longer than normal, pushing 5.8-6″ but thinner on the spectrum of girth, more slim. 


Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s got a fairly average sex drive, he’s not over the top or lacking in drive, he’s just…normal. Makes life a bit easier without him humping your leg or something so maybe you should count your blessings. That’s not to say his ass ain’t being a pervert 25/8 with you though, cuz he is. smh.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Minghao is a cuddle bug with you and post Minghao is even clingier than normal. He’s just exhausted and sweaty and whiny until he’s able to crash and sleep. He sleeps really fast, as soon as he cums it’s a race for time to run through aftercare before he crash and burns. Tuck him in for me pls.

BTS Reaction to you being cuddly

Request: Hello!! I was wondering if you were still doing scenarios/BTS Reaction to… things? If so, could you do a BTS reaction to you being very cuddly☺️☺️ and loving to be the little spoon? If you’re not, or if you don’t have time it’s totally okay!! Have a great day:))

Yap requests are still open


Jin: 

He would love cuddling, he’d just lay there and sometimes would play with your hair while others he’d just plant kisses all over your head. Making sure he appreciates every single moment you two have together alone and in peace. Overall he’d enjoy being the big spoon as he would be a blessing to envelop your whole body in his arms.

Originally posted by rapdaegu

Rapmon:

He would find it adorable overtime you got excited about a cuddling session. Being able to just wrap his arm around your body is everything he’d ever want really. He’d snuggle into your neck and wait for you to fall asleep before getting comfortable himself. 

Originally posted by ksjknj

Suga:

It would just confirm to him that you two are perfect for each other. The both of you would love having cuddling sessions and he would love being the big spoon as he would feel perfectly your heat radiating onto him. He would most likely fall asleep overtime but at others he’d play with your hands and give your ears an occasional peck.

Originally posted by tahyns

J-Hope: 

Whenever you two had a chill day together he knew at one point you would like to cuddle. He would lay in bed and pat on the spot next to him getting ready to hold you. Everything at the moment would seem perfect to him, as you were next to him and weren’t planning on going anywhere. The feel of the security would feel like a blessing to him.

Originally posted by park-jimizzle

Jimin:

Considering hoe small he is he’d also at times like being the small spoon. Just having you around him would make him feel butterflies all over his stomach he wouldn’t be able to contain how cute he thought you were, as he would sometimes turn around and just admire your face as he’d push you closer to him.

Originally posted by jincook

Jungkook:

Knowing how much you love cuddling he would always look for the opportunity to throw a random session at you when you were least expecting it. You were just chilling on the bed checking your phone when suddenly you felt someones arms tighten around you and you were somehow now laying down with jungkook snuggling his head into your shoulder.

Originally posted by blackcatscoldfingertips

V:

He’d most likely enjoy staying still with you for a little while but will soon feel the urge to do something mischievous. He would randomly start blowing on your hair and ear and would giggle at you beginning to wiggle around in annoyance. Soon enough when enough time has passed he would suddenly start tickling you or bothering you a bit more consequently turning the cuddling session into play fighting.

Originally posted by cuteshibes

Nct Dream's reactions to having a small s/o

Requests: hi!! can i request a reaction that nct dream finds out that their s/o is really short but has REALLY broad shoulders and is really muscular and strong bc (s)he used to do gymnastics?? thank you!! really love your account!!

Hello! Can i request a reaction that nct dream finds out that their significant other is cute and smol but can be really scary when he/she is angry? Tysm! :)

A/N: aye im back attending to requests again!! so i decided to combine these two and made it into a ‘having a small s/o’ reaction instead, i hope you dont mind!! i actually made a reaction with nct127 here so it’s the same for markhyuck!

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Mark:

I don’t think he’d tease you because he doesn’t want to upset you but he secretly laughs to himself when he sees that you’re still so much shorter than him even after wearing heels. He loves it when you link arms with him when you’re out together and that you have to raise your head up just to see his face. He’d help you if you asked and also, he loves to have his arms around your shoulders.

pretend you’re jaemin or the dog

Originally posted by fy1ao

Renjun:

He’d ADORE you so much, treating you like small child and cooing over how cute and adorable you are. He blushes a lot too because in his eyes he’s never seen anyone as smol and cute as you so he’s all weak for you!! Probably goes up to you for random hug sessions and he’d just spend hours holding you in his arms because you can fit in them perfectly

Originally posted by haechanz

Jeno:

Lots of giggles and teasing, but most of time he’d just stare at you lovingly and pat your head, saying things like “you’re so short hehe” or “my small baby”. Is always up for cuddles too so he jumps like an excited kid when you run up to him to give him a hug, and the way his arms can wrap around your small body entirely gives him a sense of pride as he knows you’re his.

Originally posted by nakamotens

Haechan:

Lots and lots teasing and jokes. He’d purposely place things in high places so you have to ask him for help . And everytime you ask, he demands a kiss from you before he agrees to help. He insults you a lot but when others do that he’d get pissed.

“Are you dating a child or something? Why’s she so short?”

“I don’t think it concerns you who i’m dating”

“Also, she’s cute the way she is, why can’t i date her”

And he giggles everytime you cant reach to kiss him and calls you short after that but deep down he’s fanboying.

Originally posted by nakamotens

Jaemin:

Would look at you with that cheeky and big smile of his 24/7 and would also randomly go up to you to either pat your head or pull your cheeks. Lots of teasing too because he loves how you get mad at him for making fun of your height. At the end he always makes up to you by giving you kisses and hugs so you don’t complain i mean who would he’s so sweet i miss him sm

“babe i think I know what to get you on your birthday”

“aw what?”

“a life supply of heels and insoles!!”

“go away i hate you”

“i was kidding, come back here *pulls you into a hug*”

Originally posted by jaenominheart

Chenle:

Would outright fanboy in front of you and he smiles/blushes a lot too. Probably screams “YOU’RE SO CUTE, SO SMALL MY JAGI” at least 4 times a day and never fails to give you a pinch on the cheek when he sees you everyday. Would tease you from time to time but more often, he’d just laugh and giggle to himself, admiring how small you are.

Originally posted by markdon-nct

Jisung:

Doesn’t show it much but secretly loves how your hands and feet are so small as compared to him, and with his constant growth spurt he’s towering one head above you so he loves ruffling your hair or patting your head. Would smile and giggle to himself, and would find you so adorable. It was not until Chenle told you that Jisung always talked about your height that you knew.

“y/n!!! jisung’s talking about you again, please stop him”

“aw why??”

“he keeps mentioning about how you always struggle to talk to him because of the height difference and that he finds it cute blahblah all that”

Originally posted by kunxxxsol

Luhan Boyfriend Material

Originally posted by lusass


OUT OF BED:

  • so much skinship
  • like hand holding, cuddles, kisses, random makeout sessions, the whole shebang literally all the time
  • sUPER possessive of you
  • becomes jealous very easily
  • “who’s that Y/N”
  • “Literally I have no idea Luhan, he’s just some random guy who passed us in the street.”
  • “He gave us a weird look… he gave you a weird look.”
  • “Luhan….”
  • “I’m pretty sure I saw him wink too”
  • “You know there’s this thing called blinking right?
  • “…….”
  • holding onto your hand tighter or pulling you closer whenever you visited him on set
  • leaving marks on you all the time just to make it known you were taken
  • and for other reasons too… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • he would push you to try new things
  • take you on dates simply to go exploring
  • most of the time you guys would just end up walking around the city lost but…
  • it’d be cool though because he would take the lead… and the blame
  • sometimes you would find some really cool abandoned buildings though
  • and maybe go stargazing
  • lazy dates would be frequent too
  • sometimes he would just randomly show up at your house with movies
  • he might fall asleep on you half way through the movie or if its a sad one tear up a little, but u would be warm from cuddling so it would be ite

Originally posted by ballaydeer

In Bed:

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • sex sex sex sex
  • literally its all he thinks about
  • he may appear calm in public or when he meets your friends or family…. but he is a FREAK in the sheets
  • kinks galore
  • you guys would probs have sex at least once a day usually 2-3 times a day when he didn’t have to travel
  • and boy when he did have to travel…
  • be prepared to not leave the bedroom for a couple days before he leaves and for a couple days after he returns
  • you gotta make up for lost time right?
  • at least 5 out of the 7 days of the week you would be tied up, blindfolded or dressed in an interesting manner or get pounded against the wall or headboard
  • he may seem skinny… but he sure packs a punch
  • when would you neck not be covered in bruises or pink marks
  • you skin around your hip bones would always be covered in scratch marks and bruises
  • he seems like the submissive type right? with his feminine looks and petiteish frame…
  • oh honey… what treat you’ll be in for…


lollllllll so Admin A and I kinda skipped two days posting sorryyyyy. Anyways this is a new thing I’m kinda testing out to see how u guys like it. I’m thinking of possibly doing it for other members and other groups too idk yet tho 

~Admin S

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Derek x Momma Hale

Requested by Anon

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AN: I love Pre Momma Hale, like how did they end up together when they hate each other, who knows xD


Things were awkward after the random make out session, in fact Derek had changed his tune completely, staying silent when you spoke in the next pack meeting, even agreeing with you which cause Stiles to dart his eyes between the two of you.

“Well if it isn’t the lovely (Y/N).” Peter drawled as he entered the building, finding you helping the beta’s tidy up.

“Oh, I’m sorry, for a second I thought you were the devil, how’re you doing in hell.” You put up a hand to stop him when he went to reply. “No Peter I’m not asking I really don’t care.”

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In The Group Chat//02

Christian Yu x Reader

Word Count: 1.610

Warnings: Sexual Content and Profanity

A/N. I”M BACK AT IT WITH THE SMUT! I’m such a sucker for fluffy smut. This is the final part. Now, I go eat

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This photo does not belong to me. Credit to the owner:)

First Part


It had been a while since you had started dating. You ended up begrudgingly thanking Dabin as he had predicted you would. Now whenever the three of you were hanging out whether it be just you three or with others, he would always point out that he got the two of you together. The little nicknames and insulting but endearing terms you used for each other didn’t really help to cease his teasing either.

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Random appreciation for some of Sister Bernadette/Shelagh’s humor + sass™

Sister Bernadette didn’t have much screen time in the beginning but when she did, she was actually quite funny and a little sas-master flex. I know that during series 2 when she was fighting her feelings for Patrick and trying to basically figure her life out she was rather quiet and sad - but how come when she finally got married and settled in with Patrick she was almost boring? I know, I know she was trying to adjust & figure how how to be a ‘ordinary woman’/wife/step mum but why’d she have to have a 180 degree change in personality??! 

I love Shelagh so much *obviously* but I didn’t like seeing her character like that in series 3(but lets not talk about series 3 because I have other frustrations*clenches fists* but that’s for another day). 

She’s definitely has come full circle, she’s confident in herself again & we occasionally see her sense of humor and sass come out every now and then (i.e the “Shelagh Turnova” line aka one of the best scenes ever/actual gold *l love it*) but I hope we see more of that side of her personality in the upcoming series because we have been cheated for long enough😭😂


* also bless @nurse-franklin for sending me screenshots because I’m lazy😭👏🏼*