i live for a post reveal situation in which adrien sees marinette walking into the school and shouts “MY LADYYYYY” at her while incessantly waving and everyone turns around to stare at her (bc they have no idea what’s going on) while she just sighs and rolls her eyes because this dork has to “overdo everything”
Pokémon is existentially horrifying,, being inside small spheres is terrible,,,
Animorphs is existentially horrifying because animals are fucked up
Becoming a monster and losing your identity is existentially horrifying because—
So this is my fictional universe, people willingly merge themselves with a realm of endless emptiness where bizarre faceless creatures blink in and out of existence and sometimes become mindless landscapes at the small risk of gradually becoming one of these faceless creatures or landscapes themselves, but this is a rad place that gives everyone magic and technology so it's all cool. also there is another realm made of fractal consciousnesses that like to eat through all living matter unless it decides to make friends with them, but they know some deep shit and give you cool anime powers if you do so everybody's pretty chill with those too. Nothing all that horrifying here except that one time there was a big war around these two things whose final stage almost wiped out humanity but then got retconned at the last moment by a dude on a motorcycle
Remember when Zac and Vanessa were still denying their relationship and Vanessa was all like “I have a crush on Zac but nothing will happen because he’s like my brother”? Uh huh I know girl I KNOW. We’ve all heard that line before.
He sits on his bed, hands in his basketball shorts, watching the game. He scratches his head and looks at his phone. “Damn. She ain’t text me all day.” He shrugs. Shit. It is what it is. A couple of minutes later he looks at his phone. I mean. I’ll just hit her up. See what she up to.
She sits on her bed. Phone already in her hand. She’s watching makeup tutorials on YouTube , knowing when she does it , her makeup Won’t look shit like it. She sees “🙄💖🤗” Pop up at the top of her screen. Ohhh shit. I was waiting to see if he would text me. She does a mini twerk dance with her tongue out. She was feeling herself. Fuck waiting. She replies.
Her: Hey wassup 😊
She looks at the message. Erases. Then types.
Her: hey wassup?
He looks at his phone. Opens the message. Hmm. That shit was kinda dry. Maybe she don’t wanna text me. Another message comes through. It says wyd? Hmmm. Ok. She double texted so that means she does wanna talk to me.
She bites her lip. Glad I sent that last message.
Him: watching the game. Wbu?
She types. “About to cook dinner.” She’s lying. She ain’t cooking shit. It just sounds good though.
He reads it. Smiles. Mmm cooking huh ? Check ✔️. He smiles while typing.
Him: what you cooking me?
She reads it. Rolls her eyes. But she’s still smiling..