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(( OOC: Stop using Tumblr as a news source.

I repeat, stop using tumblr as a news source. ))

Actual things that have happened in Miraculous Ladybug which I still can’t believe
  • Ladybug rode a giant flying hairdryer
  • Ladybug rode a dragon
  • A guy tried to take over Paris with pigeons
  • A chef encased an entire building in caramel and tried to cook a girl alive in a pool of soup
  • A 15 year old challenged a panther to a race and the owner was so upset he turned into a dinosaur and ate Ladybug
  • A rock star was sword-fighting with Chat Noir on a plank suspended at the top of the Eiffel Tower, using a guitar
  • Said rock star has a pet crocodile
  • A girl tried to fight off a butterfly with an umbrella while stuck in a lift
  • Chat Noir was murdered by a supervillain and died in Ladybug’s arms, in an early episode. No, really, he actually died, I’m not even kidding
  • Ladybug kissed Chat Noir for like 10 seconds while lying on the floor, and he didn’t remember it and she didn’t tell him
  • Chat Noir threw his bodyguard down a lift shaft from the 8th floor. This has never been brought up again.
  • A kid used magic bubbles to kidnap all the adults in Paris so he could throw a birthday party
  • Marinette went on a date with a supervillain
  • Ladybug tossed Chat Noir in a river
  • Some smartie in the 19th century invented the hologram and then… didn’t tell anyone?? Except their family?? Why would you keep such awesome new technology a secret??
  • A 186 year old and his turtle sidekick started shipping two teenagers because of an umbrella
  • A guy cut the entire Eiffel Tower in half
  • A strict rich fashion designer pretended to be a butterfly and then pretended to be an aeroplane, and also another time said he was the Easter Bunny
  • A ridiculously competent toddler managed to brainwash Chat Noir
  • Santa Claus dabbed

Matching ponchos because it sounded like a good idea at the time and I needed something to make me happy

it worked.

One day in the Alolan Academy
  • Ash Ketchum: *eating his lunch with Pikachu outside in the schoolyard*
  • Alola Crew: *spies on him from a classroom inside*
  • Lana: So...he's the new kid from Kanto, huh?
  • Sophocles: He acts too much of a kid... A very excitable kid.
  • Mallow: I think he's kind of cute~
  • Kiawe: I wonder why Professor Kukui would invite a kid like him into our class?
  • Lillie: Hmm... Maybe if we search up his name...
  • Lillie: *googles 'ash ketchum' on her expensive fancy-aesthetic covered tablet*
  • ***Results - 'ash ketchum'***
  • ***has competed in 7 Leagues including Kanto, the Orange Islands, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and most recently Kalos***
  • ***collected 52 badges***
  • ***Kanto - Top 16, Johto - Top 8, Hoenn - Top 8, Sinnoh - Top 4, Unova - Top 8 and THE RUNNER-UP OF THE KALOS LEAGUES. Champion of the Orange League***
  • ***completed the Battle Frontier and collected all 8 symbols***
  • ***competed in Contests and all sorts of other competitions***
  • ***documented photos of Ash in all sorts of shenanigans including battle videos screenshots, meeting Champions, Legendary Pokemons and saving an entire region from being destroyed***
  • Alola Crew: ...
  • Alola Crew: *looks back outside*
  • Ash Ketchum: *shares a piece of his lunch with a Yungoos before it bites his entire arm, runs around panicking in pain as he tried to get Yungoos off from him. Then bumps into a Bewear before being chased by it with Yungoos still attached on his arm and Pikachu panicking as well*
  • Alola Crew: ... ... ... ... ...
  • Sophocles: Is this even the same person?

As much as I ship it too, I feel like platonic heartrate is so underrated, I mean it makes such a great brotp

  • Kim and Alix having a friendly rivalry
  • stupid reckless challenges like skating races at 3am behind a McDonalds
  • everyone else being lowkey scared of them because Kim is tall and Alix is terrifying
  • them fighting akuma villains together like the idiots they are even though they have no superpowers so probably they’re gonna die
  • if Alix hears you talking bad about Kim behind his back she will fight you because only she’s allowed to do that
  • in a crowd of tols, Kim lifting up his smol friend so she can see stuff

“Where there is a woman…there is magic. 

If there is a moon falling from her mouth, 

she is a woman who knows her magic, 

who can share or not share her powers. 

A woman with a moon falling from her mouth, 

roses between her legs 

and tiaras of Spanish moss, 

this woman is a consort of the spirits.”

-Ntozake Shange

Nicole Beharie | Black Girl Magic