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Just some random thoughts and theories about Ackerman Clan.

We do learn from Granda Ackerman that Ackermans used to be a close family to the royals, just like East Sea Clan. What made them different was that they were the shield and the sword of Royal Family. At Chapter 93, we also learn that they are a myth only royal family knows. 

At dark ages, Eldia Empire enslaved Marleyans and so told tried to etchnically erased them over 1700 years, of course as Kruger said so logically, this makes no sense.

What if like Eldians were trying to make humans more titan-like, what if they were making experiments on Marleyans like Titan Chemistry Research Society is doing on Eldians recently? And the conclusion of those experiments are Ackerman Clan? 

We don’t know much about Dark Ages where Eldia Empire ruled, what we do know is not reliable and changed by many people many times. But R.I.P Eldia Empire and Marley Empire are more alike than any Marley would be able to acknowledge.

Eldia defeated Ancient Marley Empire, relied too much on Titan powers and got defeated by Marley thanks to their super power human brain a hundred years ago.

And now, Marley is cornered at a close situation. They relied too much on Titan power that Mid-East Empire was nearly defeating them with their super power aka developed tech and they also know if they do not stop relying on Titan Power, they are done for.

It is really like a wheel that keeps turning endlessly, one time Marley is at top, one time Eldia.

If those who are at the top of it really did and are crush the ones at bottom, this would be just another piece to show how similar they actually are.

So what I am saying here is what if Ackermans actually Marleyans that somehow got injected with Titan powers? That would explain a lot. That would explain why King Fritz can’t control them even though they are not Eldians yet how monstrously strong they are even though they are humans. Not Marley, not Eldian, something in between. Outcasts that can’t be controlled other than one thing.

Their lieges.

I wonder if the actual reason Ackermans have lieges is to keep them under control. They can reach the great power that lies within them only if they choose a liege they are going to serve under. They gain a great control over their body and mind in order to be under control of that one person.

For a long amount of time, these people were chosen from royal family. After Ackermans rebelled to King with East Sea Clan, they also gained the freedom to choose their own liege yet they still are the slaves of their great strength and their lieges thanks to blood running through their veins. Yet again, they still have free will and they still can make individual choices. Maybe, the hanged Ackerman chose to give up on his life and the status Ackermans have within royals and chose to rebelled to gain this freedom. Even if it is just a little bit.

It would be fitting to learn that Ackermans are some kind of genetically changed Eldian - Marley hybrid instead of super mysterious magical winged ninth titan.

Just my two cents.

things michael flatley decided lord of the dance needed:

  • cyborgs
  • spray tans
  • pop ballads sung barely on key
  • arabian pants
  • female dancers snagged from middle american mall beauty pageants
  • new music that often doesn’t work with the choreography
  • dresses fit for jr prom
  • guitar riffs

things he inexplicably decided to keep:

  • lame hand twirling
  • random push-ups
  • the theft of the magic belt buckle

things i can’t remember being in the original that might’ve been but he should have cut:

  • men slapping their own nipples
  • aggressive finger-pointing
  • finger guns
  • power derived from partial nudity

things he decided to cut:

  • almost everything that made the storyline seem ‘mystical’ and ‘ancient’
  • anything remotely like natural beauty
  • good lighting, costuming, and styling
  • the grace and sensuality of the morrigan’s dance

-remembering the time when a blizzard dude came to the island to talk about the Overwatch Dragon short and he said “We don’t actually have Hanzo’s and Genji’s story. but their story is being written from what was shown in the short.”

 This dude was the one in charge of light and material and he made genji have scars on his face just cause in the script it was said that hanzo “killed” genji in the past so he put scars on Genji’s face…

incredible. Now they making the full story base on that short not because they written their stories prior.I can’t believe

also Hanzo’s dragons were suppose to be coming out of his arrow but he and another blizzard employee suggested that it would be better if the dragons came out of his tattoo and out the arrow -

Am I the only one who gets upset when guys say they like girls with a “natural look”? Because what is it they’re really saying? We all know. They don’t want “natural” girls who have fuzzy legs, blotchy skin, fat bits, breasts that aren’t perfectly perky, pimples, frizzy hair. That’s not the kind of ‘natural’ beauty they’re here for. They want you to look like a model - perfect skin, perfect figure, silky flowing hair, glowy cheeks and long eyelashes - but naturally. They want you to look amazing, but they don’t want you to have had to work at it. They don’t want it to be fake, because then they feel lied to. 

They want you to just wake up looking the way a model or actress looks after HOURS of makeup, hair-styling, tape to hold things in place, and photoshop. They want you to naturally look like that, even though almost literally no one does. The message is pretty clear, isn’t it? “Hey, be completely perfect in your absolute natural state, but if you aren’t, definitely don’t cover yourself in makeup or wear spanx or anything else to trick us into thinking you are naturally perfect.” 

Be complete physical perfection, all on your own with no external help, or you aren’t good enough. And then we wonder why 9 out of 10 girls hate themselves.