I was at a con recently. And while looking at some of the art, I made a comment to a guy who had a collection of cat avengers prints that he was missing the best avenger. So he goes, ‘oh and who is that’ and I just kinda look sideways at him and say 'hawkeye, the only one you don’t have’. To wich he of course smirks and says 'is he really the best or is it just cause of jeremy renner?’
First of all… Jeremy Renner is a gorgeous human being and he is more than enough reason for Hawkeye to be awesome, so why the hell you got that smug look on your face like I’m just some random ass fangirl who don’t know shit about comics. I was fuckin dressed like Captain Marvel, 100% comic accurate costume thank you very much.
So my dad starts laughing cause he can see I got my 'fight me’ face on. And I proceed to list each and every reason why I have loved Hawkeye since waaaaay before the movies and why he gets even better with new movies and comics.
NUMBER ONE, he is the only fully human Avenger in every single story line.
To which of course I get 'well what about Black Widow’ well sir you must not know your comics very well because in the Earth-616 universe she has the Red Room version of the super soldier serum which gives her enhanced physical abilities as well as a very long lifespan.
Then comes the 'well Scott Lang is human’ well yeah but he’s got a mother FuCkiNG SUPER SUIT. What does Hawkeye have? Spandex or leather, not quite the same thing. And you take away that super suit, is Scott still a super hero? No he is in jail for being a thief. You take away Hawkeye ’ super sui… oh wait that’s right HE DON’T GOT ONE.
'But what about Black Panther he is human right?’ Do you know anything about comics dude? The dude eats a magical plant and is gifted his powers by the Wakandan Panther God and has enhanced speed, strength, agility, healing, reflexes, stamina, etc. NOT FULLY HUMAN he also is proclaimed King of the Dead and is granted the power and knowledge of past Black Panthers and gains the ability to control the dead… so awesome but still not human.
Hawkeye is 100% human 100% of the time (except a very brief moment when he borrowed pym particles just to help out on a mission) and still manages to keep up with super humans, gods and guys with fancy super suits.
NUMBER TWO, he is deaf, canononically.
'Well Daredevil is blind’ his accident enhanced his other senses… and not an Avenger… so your argument is not even relevant.
NUMBER THREE, he shoots a bow, usually a recurve, in battle with people that have magic and laser guns and other shit and he can shoot it with out even looking!
'But he has trick arrows’ wich are guaranteed to be weighted terribly and that weight changes depending on which arrow it is. So he not only has to compensate for the strange weight but he has to do it on the fly in the heat of battle for each individual arrow. Not to mention when he shoots multiple at once.
And come on, have you ever tried to shoot a bow and arrow, it’s not easy. It takes a lot of practice patients and skill. Especially to get as good as him.
NUMBER FOUR, I mean have you read the guys backstory? If you looked up tragic backstory in the dictionary, you would see a picture of Clint Barton. He was orphaned after his abusive father got into a car accident that killed his mother as well. Was sent to a children’s home, ran away to the circus, was trained by Swordsman and Trickshot who were not the best mentors, was betrayed and abandoned by Swordsman and his brother and left for dead, ended up severely injuring his brother, had to leave Trickshot, when he tried to do the hero thing he was mistaken for a criminal, was manipulated into trying to kill Iron Man, kept falling in love with women who didn’t love him back, left the Avengers at one point believing he was unwanted, was passed over because he was not super human, watched his brother die, was forced to leave the Avengers, had a bounty put on his right arm, lost former mentor Trickshot to cancer, split with his wife then watched her die saving him, sacrificed himself and came back, was almost assasinated, went to prison so the rest of his team could go free, was shot and conducted a suicide mission that saved the planet but killed him, lost his memory, was vanished into nothingness, doubted he was himself or even alive, faked his death, and that’s just the short list.
NUMBER FIVE, he ran the West Coast branch of the Avengers, as well as other treams.
NUMBER SIX, he took on the mantle of Captain America for a short time.
NUMBER SEVEN, Caw Caw Mother Fucker.
So yeah, suffice to say that I left the guy speechless surounded by his friends who were nodding along and adding in their own bits of info and laughing hysterically at him. I turned to walk away after that mic drop and heard him mumble, 'well I guess I’m making a cat hawkeye’
Everything has a purpose, clocks tell you the time, trains takes you to places. I’d imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, you know. They always come with the exact amount they need. So I figured if the entire world was one big machine… I couldn’t be an extra part. I had to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too.
The plot in Atomic Blonde is like the writer took an entire bag of cold war era spy tropes, dumped them all into a script, then tried to playact being a serious writer. It is neon lit, minimal on character backstory, and has some random actors in random parts. The plot exists so Charlize Theron can beat up and shoot men. Also so she can hook up with Sofia Boutella, wear gorgeous fashion, and perform some amazing fucking fight scenes.
Also this movie’s song licensing budget must have been obscene.
I loved this movie. I loved this movie so fucking much from the bottom of my cold dark heart. The fight scenes were so fucking good. So fucking realistic looking and brutal. There are bruises compounding throughout. Charlize’s face is right there in all the action cuz she’s doing so much of them. She can’t knock people out with one punch because that doesn’t really happen in real life, so she wails on dudes till they stay down.
This movie is gorgeous. The plot is convoluted nonsense. The action is the best thrill. I fucking love it.
Some of you enjoyed my post “The Best 8tracks Study Playlists” but since 8tracks is dead one person asked me to do a list of best Spotify study playlists so here you are, hope you like it xx
1. sleep, skeleton – you can remember this playlist from my previous list but I love it so much and I’m so happy I found it on Spotify that I had to write about it again. It’s mostly calm music but it has lyrics so if you prefer instrumental, you should skip to the next ones
3. Charlie’s first mixtape – okay, so you know this one too but I’m just faithful to my loved ones and this playlist is just so good and again, if you hadn’t watched The Perks of Being a Wallflower movie yet, do it, please, I can’t even find words to tell you how much I love it. It contains “random” alternative songs, some are fast, some are slow, but it’s great to study to, belive me
4. Study Playlist: Film Soundtracks – this one is so long and so good, because who doesn’t like movies’ soundtracks? And it lasts nearly 17h so if you have to study a lot, it’s perfect for you!
5.Superior Study Playlist no.1– forget about 17h of music on the last one, this playlist is 52h long. No comments needed but please, don’t forget about sleep and don’t study for so long haha
How about a Whacky Bucky x F!Reader chatroom? Bucky and Y/N have been
secretly dating from the team, but when they try setting up Y/N with
someone, will Bucky explode or keep it cool? Then when the couple spills
the beans Tony and Clint get protectiv
Bucky has created a chatroom: stevie i know u want to join but don’t. we are already in another chat there is no need for u to join this one too k thank
Bucky has added Y/N.
You: Are you even trying, Barnes?
Bucky: What? He won’t join.
You: He is most definitely going to join.
Bucky: No, he won’t. Trust me, love.
You: Yes, he will. If he wasn’t already suspicious he is now.
Bucky: Don’t worry, I have him distracted with cute puppy pictures in our other chat.
You: I want to be apart of that chat.
Bucky: So, I was thinking, dinner at your place, or mine? Or do you want to go out?
You: Out. I do
not want to explain to Nat why you were hiding in my bathroom again, or
have to hide every time Steve randomly shows up at your place.
Steve has joined the chat.
Y/N has cleared the chat.
Bucky has cleared the chat.
Steve: Why did you clear the chat? I don’t mind, really. You don’t have to hide. It’s okay. Just tell me the truth.
You: Really, Steve? You mean that?
Steve: Yeah. It
does hurt, though. Finding out your friends are making plans BEHIND YOUR
BACK BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO JOIN THEM YOU SNAKES
@zsaszmatazz tagged me to do the “six movies I can watch any time” meme (LIKE 10 YEARS AGO I’M SORRY) so here goes!
1. Road to El Dorado
Don’t tell me you can’t also watch this whenever. It’s lolzy, it’s feelsy, and it’s the source of one of my three OT3s. If Miguel/Tulio wasn’t allowed to be canon, I’m making Miguel/Chel/Tulio my headcanon dammit. Fight me.
The story is a fantastic adventure every time. The music is amazing, the animation is GORGEOUS. The jokes are funny no matter how many times I hear them. “Stars.” “Holy ship.” “Apparently ‘El Dorado’ is native for GREAT… BIG… ROCK.”
And don’t get me started on the armadillo. Is that thing a spirit guide? A god? Probably. I’m for it.
2. Chicken Run
I consider this one a guilty pleasure. Again, always a funny, fun adventure. Just serious enough to balance out the lolz. And Ginger is one hell of a snarky character. I love that she’s simultaneously mom friend and rebel friend.
Also, it’s that claymation Wallace and Gromit animation, which is just… nifty! I always find myself watching certain characters move, checking out different textures, especially with Babs and her knitting. Just… excellent.
Also, also this:
What can I say about this movie? Well…
I was based on a book written by my favorite author, Neil Gaiman, is a fantastic adventure that addresses the line between magic and non-magic worlds and includes such fun things as evil witches, falling in love, warring princes, falling stars, unicorns, ghosts, and sky pirates in drag (which Neil said he’s pretty sure he didn’t write, but it’s such a good scene you guys).
I am always happy by the end of it. The growing-up story is so good. And Tristan kind of bumbles through it like I totally believe I would were I thrown into a story like that. It’s just… such a satisfyingly complete and fun story, and I love it every single time.
Shut the hell your mouth this is the best villain-to-hero story I know. I am always so proud of Megamind. Like, real talk, how often does our favorite adorable villain get the girl? How often do we get to see the bumbling bad guy actually get a cool-ass happy ending? And the emotional journey he goes on gets just serious enough without killing the funny vibe the whole movie carries.
The writing is tropey, but in a way that totally plays on those tropes while making fun of them. Trope-ception is my favorite trope. And I love, love, LOVE the design choices. This movie is so colorful, and the proportions are so over the top. It’s just a visual salad.
And, as always, the jokes are good no matter what. I don’t think I’ll ever get over, “And I love you, random citizen!” This movie is such a fun time, please go watch it.
5. Strange Magic
Have you heard of this movie? Well, now you have. Please go watch it.
Much like Megamind, Strange Magic got pushed to the back burner by more popular movies coming out at the same time. And that’s just a shame, because it’s just so good.
It’s a jukebox musical with reenactments of all sorts of songs, all of which are brilliant (half the time because Evan Rachel Wood My Queen is singing them, but also Alan Cumming, and sometimes they sing together and I die). The story is predictable, but the characters are what make it for me. They’re fun enough that even though I saw the end coming a mile away, it was nothing but enjoyable watching them get there.
This fandom is also dear to my heart. It’s full of some of the sweetest people with some of the most interesting fan fiction that I’ve ever read. When I think good writing, I think @abutterflyobsession who has made me cry on more than one occasion, and @jaegereska whose lore and OCs add so much to the world beyond the movie.
Major draws: good music, lovely animation, self-confidence story, princess with a sword, SWEET SWEET VENGEANCE, and did I mention singing by Evan Rachel Wood, Alan Cumming, and Kristin Chenoweth? Bruh.
My favorite movie for now and always. Set it at the bottom for full effect. Get ready.
First off, music by David Bowie that is fuckin’ catchy as heck. If you don’t want to at least tap your foot along to ‘Dance Magic Dance’ you’re lying. ‘As the World Falls Down’ was the first song I remember wanting to know the lyrics to.
Side note: If you didn’t think the Fireys were creepy as fuck, you’re also lying.
There has never been so much glitter in one place ever. The visual gags are always funny. Like, there are Bowie faces I still can’t find to this day hidden in the scenery??? The muppets are all adorable because Brian Froud is amazing, and I want a pet goblin. Everything is just so much fun to look at. Don’t even get me started on the ridiculous fantasy fulfillment that is the ballroom scene. I just.
The jokes are always funny because they run on a dry sense of humor like mine. “Well, come on feet.” One I missed for years. “No, that’s the dead end, behind you!” Ha, hubris. “It’s a piece of cake!” Shut up, Sarah…
But you also can’t not love the characters? Like, come on, who doesn’t wanna hug Ludo just a little. And Didymus, the fox knight that rides a fuckin’ tiny dog into battle?? And Hoggle who collects jewelry and pretends to be bitter as hell but cares so much??? Heck off, they’re all awesome.
Fave movie. Always.
Honorable Mention: Big Fish
Added this one because I can watch this any time, but it always makes me cry, so I usually save it for when I need a good cry. (Srsly, @may10baby can vouch, I once tried to explain the end to her and started sobbing in the car).
It’s just such a cool story. We get to see the life of the father as told through his own hyperbolic stories, which include a star-studded cast playing funny scenes in between serious family time. And the end… christ, it’s just such a satisfying ending. Such a good play on storytelling and what it can mean to people. Which, as a writer, means a lot to me.
Also, it’s the only Tim Burton movie I’ve seen that doesn’t look like… that. You know. How Burton movies look. Helena Bonham Carter plays like 3 different people, and none of them are Mrs. Lovett. That’s a feat, honestly.
I’ve said this about a few of these, but please watch this movie.
Hc that Virgil talks in his sleep and the others can ask him questions whilst he dreams~ (like hes answering them /in/ his dream)
Yesssss oh gosh like–
Imagine when they first realized it, because he never used to sleep in front of him. He’d only sleep in his room, with the door firmly locked, because sleeping is a very vulnerable thing and he didn’t really feel like he belonged so he wouldn’t sleep in front of them, right?
But after the events of Accepting Anxiety, he started to open up to them, and one thing he started doing was falling asleep in front of them. He probably didn’t even mean to do it the first time, he just…sort of dozed off after joining them for another movie marathon (since they’re inviting him to all of them now).
And he mumbles. The first time they stopped the movie and just listened and it was mostly nonsense, mostly stuff they couldn’t even really understand, but it was adorable and they giggled and listened for awhile before turning the movie back on.
But after the first few times they figured out if they talked to him he’d talk back. And sometimes the answers were absurd (Logan asked him if he was sleepy once and Virgil said, “Put it in the refrigerator,” for example) but sometimes they’ll get a lucid answer out of him.
It was a game for a little while, just seeing what they could get him to say–not a malicious game at all, and they made sure to stop if it looked like they were about to wake him up or truly disturb his sleep, but when he was in that exact right stage of dreaming to be able to answer their questions, they’d ask him silly things like, “Who has the prettiest eyes,” (his answer to that one had been, inexplicably, “Ron Perlman was in Pacific Rim,”) or “Who is the smartest of all of us?” (“Fish aren’t supposed to be that big.”)
But one evening, they’d been gently teasing him in his sleep like that, and Patton had said, “Who do you love the most?” and Virgil had said, clear as day, “I love you all so much.” And the others had been far too stunned to say anything else, and Patton had actually cried a little, and Logan and Roman both got ‘something in their eyes,’ and they’d covered Virgil with an extra blanket and kissed his forehead and cuddled in around him and turned the movie back on low to watch in silence.
Now when Virgil talks in his sleep they just listen and smile at each other.
“Love? Can you grab the plates?” Joe calls out, glancing up from the food he’s cooking.
“Yup.” Y/N closes her computer, jumping up from the couch, she crosses the floor, her hand sliding along Joe’s back as she passes him, reaching for the plates. “Smells delicious.”
“We went Italian tonight!” He replies proudly, smiling over his shoulder at her.
“Always wanted to go to Italy,” She sighs, pausing briefly, plates in hand.
“I’ll take you one day.”
“Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Sugg.”
“Me? Never.” He chuckles, wrapping an arm around her waist as he pulls her to his side, placing a kiss on her temple. “This is one I will keep. I’ll get you to Italy, Y/N. Just you wait.”
“Mhm, sure.” She rolls her eyes, placing the plates on the counter. “Can we eat now?”
“Just have to dish it out. Go take a seat.”
“How did I get so lucky?” Y/N asks, sitting at the work top on the other side, “I have an amazing best friend who cooks me delicious food and promises a trip to Italy.”
“I know, I’m pretty amazing.” Joe answers, winking at her as he places a plate of food in front of her. “Enjoy!”
The little moments between them were so normal now, that they never paid attention to them.
Of course, the boys had noticed, wondering why the two best friends acted like a couple without actually dating, but Y/N and Joe just shrugged and said it was who they were.
How they acted with each other was just who they were, it felt right for them. They never considered that they might have real feelings, they were just part of each other’s lives, and it was left at that.
“You ready for bed?” Joe asks a couple hours later, looking down at Y/N, who’s practically asleep on his lap.
“Hmm, think so.” She mumbles, yawning lightly. “Unless you wanna finish the movie?”
“The movie will be there tomorrow, love. Let’s go to bed.”
Nodding, she sits up, stretching. “Your couch is too comfy. And so are you.”
“My beds much comfier though,” He tells her, holding out a hand to help her up.
“I know. I always sleep better in it than my own,” Y/N laughs leaning against him as he leads her up to his room.
Once they’re in the bedroom, she walks over to Joe’s closet, grabbing a random shirt before stripping out of her own clothes, slipping it over her head a moment later.
“Here,” He’s waiting for her outside of the closet, a warm facecloth in his hand, and she takes it with a smile, beginning to wipe the make up off of her face.
“Oh shit,” Joe curses softly, pausing in his movements of pulling the blankets back on the bed.
“I forgot to send an email. It’s pretty important, too.”
“Then go do it, and then come to bed.” Y/N tells him, walking over to wrap her arms around him, looking up at him. “You won’t relax until you do it.”
“Sorry,” He smiles sheepishly down at her, one hand reaching up to brush the hair out of her face, “I know you were all ready for bed.”
“It’s fine.” Lifting up, she places a simple kiss on his lips, “Go write your email. I’ll be here when you’re back.”
Neither think of the kiss that just occurred, another moment that just felt right for them.
And when Joe slips into bed beside her a short while later, he pulls her close, kissing her forehead softly.
“Night.” She mutters sleepily.
And when he kisses her good morning, they don’t think anything of it either.
The shift in their relationship simply happened, and both accept it without saying anything.
“The boys are coming over for brunch,” Joe tells her, his fingers running along her arm.
“Then we should probably get up and get dressed.”
Yet they remain cuddled up in bed for a while longer, only dragging themselves out when Jack texts them to say that he and Josh will be there in ten minutes.
Y/N tosses her hair into a messy bun before pulling on her pants from last night, leaving Joe’s shirt on. He smiles over at her when she appears downstairs, commenting how nice she looks in his stuff.
“I should steal it more often.” She teases before going to answer the door as the boys arrive.
By now, the boys were used to the two acting like a couple, even if they didn’t really understand the relationship between the two, so no one batted an eye when they saw her wearing his shirt, or when Joe’s eyes followed her around the room.
And even when she wrapped her arms around him from behind, leaning against him while she chatted casually with Jack, the boys just took it in stride.
It wasn’t until they were cleaning up from brunch that the boys grew confused.
“You don’t have to do that, love.” Joe says to Y/N, trying to pull her away from the sink where she’s doing dishes.
“It needs to be done,” She laughs, flicking bubbles at him.
“Make one of them do it, then.” He grins, wrapping his arms around her waist, pulling her closer.
“Do you not want clean dishes?” She asks, her arms moving up to around his neck.
“Hmm, fair point.” Joe answers, leaning down to kiss her gently. “At least let me help?”
“Fine, you can dry.” Y/N tells him, lifting up to kiss him once more before she turns back to the sink.
The group of boys all stare over at them in shock and confusion, exchanging glances.
“Okay, what the fuck?” Caspar finally says, drawing the attention of the couple who aren’t a couple.
“What’s wrong?” Joe asks, taking the plate from Y/N, drying it.
“When did…that happen?” Conor asks, gesturing between the two.
“When did what happen?” Y/N glances over at Joe, but he shrugs, placing the plate onto the counter.
“You two just kissed.” Jack tells them, “I mean, we get you two are touchy and she wears your clothes and stays the night…but, you kissed.”
“Well, at least we know Jack can see.” Joe laughed, “But what’s the problem?”
“Are you two dating now?” Josh asks them, glancing between the two.
Y/N and Joe share a look, a silent conversation happening between them before she smiles, placing a soapy hand on his cheek as she reaches up to kiss him again.
“Suppose we are.”
“Guess so.” Joe shrugs, smiling fondly down at her.
“You two are so bloody confusing…” Oli mumbles, shaking his head.
Even Bech Nӕsheim. Oh, fuck you, I’m already crying. Okay. Stop looking at me like that and let me talk. You are… the best thing in my life. You have taught me so much. You have given me the love that I never expected, the love that I didn’t think I’d ever find, and you have shown me how to love someone back. And in this minute, in this universe and in every parallel one, I am fucking in love with you, because you are the only person who can make me laugh and make me cry, and you are the only person who loves me and understands me and supports me and you are the fucking man of my life, goddamn it, and I’ve known that ever since I was seventeen and you kissed me in some random stranger’s pool. You’ve changed my entire life. You have made me happier than I’ve ever been, sadder than I’ve ever been, angrier than I’ve ever been, and you have made me a better person. I love you more than anything I’ve ever known. And, yeah, in this minute, we’re getting fucking married. So. For better or for worse, in sickness and in health, I love you, Even Bech Nӕsheim, and I always will. Fuck. Oh, shit. Everybody, I’m sorry for swearing so much, and also for crying. Okay. Your turn.
Isak Valtersen. Out of all the movies I’ve made you watch, and all the ones that exist, our love story is the most beautiful that I’ve ever known. You always say that love at first sight is bullshit, but I saw you on the first day of school and just knew that we’d be here one day. Getting married in front of our families and friends. In tuxes - and, might I add, you look really fucking hot right now. Sorry. That made you laugh, though, so I regret nothing. But I have loved you for my entire life, and everything fell into place when I saw you, like all the parallel universes lined up in that minute. I loved you when I didn’t know you existed, I loved you from across the courtyard at Nissen, and smoking weed on my windowsill, and with pink streaks on your face, and snapbacks and omelettes and cabin trips and morning breath and everything you’ve done, everything you’ll do. I am so, so proud of you. I am proud to know you. I am proud to love you. And I will remind you of that every single day for the rest of our lives. You mean everything to me. Thank you. I love you. And I can’t wait to call you my husband.
-jake wanting to cook a nice sweet dinner for him and amy so he facetimes charles the whole time for advice
-a sleepy amy in the winter, snuggled against jake in a cacoon of 600 blankets while they watch terrible hallmark christmas specials
-jake giving amy That Look when she starts talking passionately about a neat article she read
-amy and jake showering together, not even for the sexy times, but because they’re dorks and they really like bubbles and kissing in “the rain” and each other
-one day, jake has a day off but amy still has to go in to catch up on some paperwork so he honest to goodness considers going with her because he’ll miss her so much
-jake and amy knowing how each other likes their coffee
-amy can probably lowkey sing rlly well bc she’s musically experienced and shes always invinting cute little tunes when shes doing chores and they always sound like old do-wop songs and jake always sneaks recordings of her because wow he loves her
-jake and amy binge watching stranger things
-watching scary movies together, both acting tough at first but having to hide in the others shoulder by the end. Its a mess.
-couple’s cooking class that goes horribly south.
-they play that “watch me catch this random food in my mouth” game aaaaaall the time bc of their first date
-they never ever go seperate ways without saying “i love you so much” first
-jake being the little spoon and amy snuggling her face between his shoulder blades bc have you seen jake peralta’s shoulders?
-jake rarley ever waking up before amy but when he does he can hardly help himself from watching her sleep because god shes so soft and beautiful and amazing and he loves her so much
-when amy wakes up before jake, which is almost always, she likes to trace his face. His laugh linesm, his eyelashes, his /chin dimple/.
-they probably have so many cute stupid inside jokes its ridiculous
-they bet on everything but its bever an issue bc they are so solid okay?
“I still love you and I fucking hate myself for it!”
“You have no idea how much I wish I could take it back.”
“If…If I had asked you to stay, would you have done it?”
“It doesn’t make a difference! We’re over!”
“You look happy and it’s killing me.”
“Did you really ever love me?”
“I thought I should give you this back,” *Insert object*
“I should have treated you better…”
“I found this photo of you in an old jacket and it reminds me of what I lost and I came here to find it.”
“I still have like 50% of your shirts here and I really don’t want to give them back. They smell like you and I realized I couldn’t sleep without one. So if you insist on taking them please just leave one.”
“I miss us and there isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that you’d take me back.”
“I don’t want to say goodbye.” “So don’t.”
“Why haven’t you gone to sleep yet?” “Because come dawn I have to leave and say goodbye.”
“Let’s not say goodbye. Let’s say see you later.” “Let’s say see you later.”
“Goodbye.” “If you walk out that door, then you better not come back.”
“Is this goodbye for now? Or forever?”
“Goodbye.” “Please stay. Please don’t leave me.”
“Don’t say goodbye. It hurts too much.”
“I love you…Goodbye.”
“I hope you understand how much this fucking hurts me to leave you behind.”
“I can’t risk losing you…” “You already did when you said goodbye.”
“It’s cold and you’re warm, so cuddle me now!”
“Don’t ignore me! I want attention!
“I love you to the moon and back.” “I love you to pluto and back.” “Don’t you try outdo me!”
“You realize you don’t need to flirt with me right? We’ve been dating for three years.”
“Who that fuck is this guy!? “My brother….” “Sure! Sure he is!”
“Tell me you love me.” “I just told you I loved you.” “But I want to hear you say it again.”
“You’re an asshole.” “Yes I am, but I’m your asshole.”
“Did you do the dishes?” “I thought you were going to do them!” “Well, you thought fucking wrong.”
“Can I please come back in the bedroom.” “Not until you apologize.” “It’s fucking Mariokart!” “Say you’re sorry!”
“Stop hogging the fucking bed or you’re getting out!”
“You pay more attention to that dog/cat more than me!”
“I’m going to get my own dog/cat and then you’ll be jealous of how much I love it more than you!”
“Stupid animal.” “I heard you call him/her that!”
“Does it really need to sleep in our bed?” “Do you really need four pillows?”
“I should have left you at the shelter.” “What the fuck!? Don’t talk to him/ her like that!”
“Do you really love that beast?” “Jesus! What is wrong with you! He/she can hear you!”
“You’re so cute! I love you so much!” “Thanks.” “I’m not talking to you.”
“Did you really think that was going to work?”
“I’m not an idiot, idiot.”
“What are you looking at-Oh. My. God, You like him/her!”
“Pillow fort?” “Pillow fort.”
“I can’t sleep so I came here in hopes that by being here I could. But now you can’t sleep and I feel bad so I’m just going to leave.”
“Why do you keep inching closer to me?” “Cause your warm and this damn movie theater is freezing.”
“Can you please stop!” “…” “Thank you!” “78 bottles of coke on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 77 bottles of coke on the wall!” “Are you fucking serious!?”
“Don’t you fucking give me that look! You are just as big of a part of this as I am!”
“Stop or get out!” “I’m not doing anything!” “You’re breathing loud and it’s annoying me!”
“What’s that?” “My work.” “Yeah, I got that…But like what’s it about?” “Stuff.” “What kinda stuff?” “Just stuff.” “Yeah..but what-” “Would you please STOP!”
“Why are you a jerk?” “I’m not a jerk!”
“You know how they test on animals?” “Uh…Yeah…?” “How come you aren’t in a lab?” “What the fuck is wrong with you?!”
GET OUT by Francesco Francavilla 24"x36" Screen Print, Edition of 250 Printed by D&L Screenprinting - $50
From the trailers I knew GET OUT was a movie that I had to go see as
soon it was in the theaters. And I did, on its opening weekend. The
movie was so good that I couldn’t think of anything else once back home.
As I do for everything that I really, REALLY like, I decided to do a
quick poster art for it, and went with a minimalist approach, trying to
not spoil the movie for those who hadn’t seen it yet. I posted the art
with my 2 thumbs up review on twitter and had director/writer Jordan
Peele himself replying to the post and saying how much he loved the
concept. Someone else suggested to turn this in a Mondo poster (given my
relation with Mondo) and Peele said he was totally up for it. Of course
Mondo was happy too cause they loved the movie as much as I did. So
yeah, now you have this poster because of the movie being so good and
the magic of social media that makes the world way smaller than it
really is :)
These posters will be available at a random time today (5/23) on
mondotees.com - follow @MondoNews feed on Twitter for the drop
MONDO’s press release: Jordan Peele’s GET OUT is an absolute gut punch of a film. Not
only is it one of the best and most important movies to come out so far
in 2017, we’d rank it among the top movies of the last several years.
The film tells the story of an interracial couple, Chris and Rose, as
they travel to Rose’s family estate to spend a weekend with her parents.
Things get increasingly dark as the visit goes on and more sinister
discoveries come to light about her family’s past.
excited to have two incredible posters available for the film by
Francesco Francavilla and Jay Shaw, each rife with rich subtext, themes
and imagery, available tomorrow in celebration of the home video
release. Francesco’s poster features Chris trapped in the vast expanse
of the sunken place, while Jay takes a visceral approach in illustrating
themes touched upon in the film.
The fact that GET OUT was
Jordan Peele’s directorial debut is all the more impressive and we
absolutely cannot wait to see what other stories he has to share with
the world. GET OUT is available on Blu-Ray/home video tomorrow and we
highly recommend picking it up and watching it immediately.
he gets a lot of stuff. like, a lot of stuff, including but not limited to:
a cup of peppermint tea in his favorite chipped mug waiting for him when he wakes up, piping hot and extra sweet
an old broken keyboard and a bunch of tools and cool things that make really unique sounds that he can fix it with
a few hours alone in the garden in the back of the house during the early morning, during which he meditates and tinkers with some of the mechanical things he’s been collecting and writes down a few lyrics and chords
a thatching kit
no headaches today for some reason because the universe was in his favor today and because of that he’s clear-headed and alert
russ gets him a really nice flickcomb with a cool handle and some vintage vinyls of the human league and the clash. he also gets him a hat because russ is the hat expert and one of those sensory weighted blankets that are supposed to reduce anxiety because russ has one and 2d always says how much he likes it
noodle gets him an entire outfit, like the fuckin cutest crop top and a shit ton of neon and pastel nail polish colors and a choker and crazy socks, and also gets him heelys that can light up (part of the reason she got him so much stuff is because she also got it for herself because they essentially share a wardrobe at this point. also bc they’re rich and they can do what they want). she gets him the head of one of the zombies at kong too because she’s metal like that and 2d gasps and says “this is WICKED” like he’s a 10 year old on christmas
murdoc tosses a pack of cigarettes at him when he comes downstairs in the morning and grunts “here you go” but then he buys him a drink or two later. that afternoon 2d finds home baked scones in the shape of swans and really nice cologne and a leather jacket in his room. he also gives him a legit collar “because you seemed pretty excited about it on that track” and 2d goes all red
they make him get in the car after lunch and surprise him by driving up to crawley to see his mom and cyborg noodle. his mom pinches his cheek and says that he gets handsomer every year and shows everyone embarrassing baby pictures of stu. cyborg noodle’s body gives him a little salute and shows him her bike all decked-out with streamers on the handles. they all have cake and sing him happy birthday and then murdoc gets too excited and pushes his face into the cake as a joke and starts a food fight with 2d and noodle for a few seconds before russ breaks it up
they take him to the fairgrounds by his old house for a few hours. he eats too much cotton candy and they all go on the ferris wheel together and he and noodle make the ferris wheel car swing back and forth and murdoc looks like he’s gonna be sick. russ wins him a fucking massive stuffed animal at the ring toss and he carries it around on his back.
also random people at the fair come up to him like “omg are you the singer for gorillaz? ?? i LOVE your music” and he’s like haha yeah and then they go “my favorite album of all time has to be the fall” and 2d just chokes and looks like he’s gonna cry
when they get home he helps russ and noodle make dinner (it’s vegetarian and has rice noodles) and the whole band eats it sitting on the couch together as they marathon zombie movies. 2d talks the whole time about films and behind-the-scenes facts, so much that murdoc has to remind him to eat his dinner.
he falls asleep with katsu on his lap and russ and noodle and murdoc cuddled around him and he is warm and safe and loved and happy