I’m reading more post-finale fanfic (yes still) and I seriously want to know why everybody’s completely ignoring THE GODDAMN HOLE IN HANNIBAL’S GUT WITH A LOT OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF IT

IT WENT COMPLETELY THROUGH (the wine bottle too remember????)


if someone can find ONE fic where Hannibal isn’t invincible and doesn’t shrug off the mere flesh wound as he drags poor Will to shore and tends to all his injuries please link me because I can’t do this any more  ಥ⌣ಥ

At the Herondale Manor
  • Tessa:this was my husband a long time ago. He was a great man, and a better father. He could always make me laugh. Singing silly songs and warning about the dangers of ducks.
  • Jace:*whispering with barely controlled force* never trust a duck.
  • Tessa:what?
  • Jace:what?

I’m sorry but I still don’t get it…

When did Will ever return Hannibal’s feelings for him? all the “murder husbands” posts I’m seeing feature things like Will nonchalantly sipping wine after Hannibal’s been shot and everyone laughing at it (while Hannibal clearly cared about Will getting injured), or Will ‘willingly’ leaning into Hannibal at the end (maybe because he can’t even stand on his own and because he’s intending to push them off the cliff?). He told Hannibal “no, it wasn’t good to see you at all” and ditched, until he had to come back?

it’s like every other moment I’ve seen hailed as “hannigram is canon” imo. the Dolce Uffizi reunion felt genuine, but then Will tried to kill him right after? the embrace in that episode was initiated by Hannibal as usual while Will was injured and couldn’t do anything about it? Hannibal slaughtered everyone in Muskrat Farm (after being tortured himself) to save Will and we get no acknowledgement of that from Will? The “is Hannibal in love with me” is only a confirmation of Hannibal’s feelings for Will?

I wanted mutual hannigram so badly, but even by the finale it felt so one-sided? obviously Will has a connection with Hannibal but how is it “love” or anything even resembling affection? am I missing something important? am I just stupid???

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side.’ That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it’s lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2015, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2015. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?