randal 'pink' floyd

🍁HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!🍁

Trying to stuff the turkey and glaring at the person next to him: David Crosby

Is making crude remarks and inappropriate noises towards the turkey stuffer: Benmont Tench

Is drunk telling thanksgiving stories: Stevie Nicks

Is trying to put up Christmas decorations: Robert Plant

Is tearing down all the Christmas decoration, screaming it’s still November you bastard!“: John Bonham

The one humming Christmas songs and gets a can thrown at them: Pete Townshend

Threw the can: Randall Marsh

Is bitching about the cranberry sauce: Nick Mason

Has slathered themselves in said cranberry sauce: Greg Lake

(The only way you’ll get Gypsy to eat cranberries 😂)

Is mashing potatoes with a hammer: Keith Moon

Has set the stove on fire: Roger Waters

Has stolen a sweet potato while everyone is distracted by the fire: Mike Campbell

Shown up wearing just a headdress and mocadsins: Bob Dylan

(I’m lovin’ this dinner so far!! 😉)

Has stolen the pie in the window without anyone’s knowledge: John Entwistle

Is dressed like a giant turkey threatening to eat everyone: Carl Palmer

Is trying to eat a whole jar of Pickled Eggs:  Roger Meddows Taylor

Has spiked the cider: Tom Leadon

Is wearing the cornucopia as a hat: Gene Clark

Is chasing the turkeys with a cleaver while another person scolds them for being drunk: John Paul Jones x Gram Parsons

Is trying to free the wild turkeys in the back but they turn on him: John Lennon

Is making turkey noises encouring the wild turkeys to attack the turkey free-er: Tom Petty

Is drunk on Wild Turkey and believes they are one, and yes is attacking the turkey free-er with them: Keith Emerson

Is propositioning anyone in the room if they wanna have so fun with the ice cream: Paul McCartney

Is spraying Pumpkin Spice spray on everything: Michael Clarke  

Is napping on the couch eating a pillow in their sleep: Chris Hillman

Has lost their pant and are walking around looking for them: Stan Lynch

Is eyeballing the food before them and is making lewd comments of what they’re going to do to it: Joan Baez

Has brought alcohol to this dinner party: Freddie Mercury   

Is watching Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving special on tv: EmmyLou Harris

Has changed the channel to Thanksgiving Day (a cheesy horror movie): Roger McGuinn

Is the one always asking if the food is done yet: Ringo Starr

The one watching football on the other tv, swearing at it: Stu Sutcliffe

Is smuggling fake fruit in their clothing that they found on the table: Brian May

Is making up inappropriate bar songs to go with Thanksgiving Feast: Roger Daltrey

Is flirting with a stuff turkey after having drank the entire bowl of cider: Syd Barrett

Opens a beer during prayer and gets glared at: David Gilmour

The person telling a graphic recount of the story of Thanksgiving: Ron Blair

The person who wants to re-enact the First Thankgiving: John Deacon

The person who drank all the smuggled booze and is streaking while carrying a turkey yelling I must save my child from you monsters!!: Todd Rundgren

Is running after them and recording the whole thing, screaming this is going on YouTube!: Jimmy Page

Is all decked in Turkey printed clothing hugging another person who is muttering how they hate Thanksgiving: George Harrison x Rick Wright

I promised to tag you!! @rock-n-roll-curly-blonde

(Hope y'all have a great safe and blessed holiday ❤)

I hate when I show people the movie Dazed and Confused (which is my favorite movie ever) and they ask what the point of it is. Not everything has to have some huge moral behind it. Dazed is actually realistic, people don’t go through huge life lessons everyday of their life! Life is the plotline and the whole point is to live your life to the fullest and do what you want to do.

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“Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.” -  David Wooderson

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Dazed and Confused {org. Richard Linlater, 1993}

1. Nick Robinson as Randall “Pink” Floyd {org. Jason London}

2. Hailee Steinfeld as Jodi Kramer {org. Michelle Burke}

3. Britt Robertson as Simone Kerr {org. Joey Lauren Adams}

4. Shia LaBeouf as David Wooderson {org. Matthew McConaughey}

5. Kiernan Shipka as Darla Marks {org. Parker Posey}

6. Thomas Mann as Fred O’Bannion {org. Ben Aflleck}

7. Olly Alexander as Ron Slater {org. Rory Cochrane}

8. Kier Gilchrist as Mike Newhouse {org. Adam Goldberg}

“If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man. L-I-V-I-N”

-Dazed and Confused (1993)