Listen… I like Werewolf McCree as much as the next person, but I feel there’s a missed opportunity for a Chupacabra McCree in monster AUs.

Give me a McCree that’s his usual hairy chubby self and dresses like a cowboy because he’s shy and uses a glamour because Chupacabras aren’t known for looking The Best. 

Give me a McCree that raises his own goats to eat because he feels bad if he frightens the local livestock and he just wants to live peacefully on a nice ranch. 

Give him a Monster Honey that doesn’t care if his actual appearance is a massive hulking spiky-dog-alien looking thing that’s butt ugly because McCree is a fucking sweetheart and he’d never treat them bad.

Bonus points if that Monster Honey is a Siren Hanzo who’s tired of people being lured by his voice and looks and just wants someone who wants him for him dammit. Or Dragon Genji or Owl Harpy Gabriel. Just let him be LOVED.


So I haven’t gotten Breath of the Wild yet, but I DO know that the Temple of Time is still standing!! And even though the Master Sword isn’t where it used to be, I wonder if Link still feels something when he’s in that place.

Like the Temple of Time theme in this game is so heartbreaking and hesitant, like someone’s trying to remember something important.

And I wonder if that happens to Link a lot, like he’ll come across a place that was dear to him in a past life and break down into tears and not know why.


me during sex: whats wrong

her: nothing

me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say CRAB RANCH on it: no somethings wrong i can tell

ok my internet’s having some issues so i cant find the original post omg (by @letshearitforthisclown) but me and hannah talked briefly about this! (and to the anons who asked for widowtracer i’m coming for u next!)