ramona's bag


Cilla: Philip! You are simply charming! Y’know after I heard out about you I thought you’d be some sort of Playboy!

Mrs Whitaker: Playboy? Were you even listening to a word I was saying, Cilla?

Lip: Well, uh, thanks Ms Clack, i guess…

Cilla: Oh, enough of the Ms Clack, sweetheart! You can call me Cilla! Ramona, look at this gorgeous face! No wonder you ended up pregnant!

Ramona: Aunt Cilla! 

Mrs Whitaker: Well, I dare say Nose has certainly stepped up. Not that I expected any less of a man who wishes to live under my roof, much less share my daughter’s bed!

Cilla: Oh, lighten up, you! Ramona, I think you’ve bagged yourself a gem! 

Lip: Thanks Cilla! You hear that, Mrs Whitaker? Cilla thinks I’m a gem. 

Mrs Whitaker: Did you want to live to see your child born or?



  • Lady Gaga; an evil character who is heavily involved in fashion (x)
  • Matt Bomer as Donovan; a villainous love interest of Lady Gaga’s character
  • Cheyenne Jackson 
  • Wes Bentley 
  • Kathy Bates as Iris; the villainous owner of the hotel 
  • Chloë Sevigny 
  • Sarah Paulson as Hypodermic Sally; the “baddest bad girl on them all” 
  • Evan Peters as Mr. March; a “bad boy” staying in “Room 64″ 
  • Angela Bassett as Ramona; a “bag girl” who will be stirring up “a lot of trouble in the ballroom and elsewhere with Lady Gaga” 
  • Max Greenfield; will “not be checking out of the hotel” 
  • Finn Wittrock; a (somewhat evil) love interest of Lady Gaga’s character (
  • Denis O’Hare 
  • Emma Roberts; will have “something great” with Mr. March (Evan Peters) towards the end of the season
  • Richard T. Jones as Detective Hahn; a Los Angeles homicide detective with an eight episode story arc 
  • Helena Mattsson 
  • Lily Rabe; a famous serial killer who will reside in the hotel 
  • Mare Winningham 
  • Naomi Campbell; a fashion editor at odds with Lady Gaga’s character
  • Darren Criss as Justin; a hipster who will likely become a victim of Iris (Kathy Bates) after one too many hotel demands in the Halloween Special 


  • Jessica Lange; confirmed that she would return to Hotel in a minor role if she liked the character
  • Taissa Farmiga; expressed interest in returning to Hotel, but “no promises”
  • Seth Gillaim; hinted at a “show-crossover” in an Instagram photo with Gillaim


  • Ryan Murphy confirmed there will be no musical numbers in Hotel, despite starring Lady Gaga
  • There will be a love triangle between Donovan (Matt Bomer), Finn Wittrock, and Lady Gaga
  • Naomi Campbell and Lady Gaga will have be against each other, of which Naomi will “pay the ultimate price”
  • Will be much more “darker, grimmer and horror-centrc,” allegedly more than Asylum
  • Hotel will likely be set in the present-day
  • Will contain stories and horror-tropes from downtown Los Angeles hotels 


  • Checking In (5x01)
  • Chutes and Ladders (5x02)
  • Mommy (5x03)