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20.08 2004 Rammstein Releases Amerika

The Daily Life of Infinite

Infinite: I will show you fear, and then pain…

Sonic: Whatever, loser.

Infinite: What!?

Sonic: You think you can scare me? You’re trying way too hard to be cool, when really, you’re just a geek.

Infinite: I’m not a geek! I’m… not… a geek! I’M NOT A GEEK! UUUURRRRAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

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Sonic: What are you doing?

Infinite: I’m engulfed by the darkness, waiting for the time to strike against the Ultimate Lifeform, and show him who is superior.

Sonic: So… you’re playing hide and seek?

Infinite: It’s not hide and seek! It’s… not… hide and seek! IT’S NOT HIDE AND SEEK! UUUURRRRAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

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Infinite: I’ve been waiting a long time to face you again, little worm.

Shadow: Yeah, I bet you have. I still remember our first match together. You really let out a pathetic shriek when I destroyed you.

Infinite: I didn’t shriek! I… didn’t… shriek! I DIDN’T SHRIEK! UUUURRRRAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

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Infinite: You’re just an artifact of your time, echidna.

Knuckles: Oh really? Well you LOOK the part of an antique.

Infinite: I’m not an antique! I’m… not… an antique! I’M NOT AN ANTIQUE! UUUURRRRAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

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Sonic: Hey, you’ve got a spot on your face.

Infinite: No I don’t.

Sonic: Yep, you do. It’s right there on your cheek.

Infinite: It’s not on my cheek! It’s… not… on my cheek! IT’S NOT ON MY CHEEK! UUUURRRRAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Sonic: Chill out, I was joking. I can’t see through your mask.

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Robotnik: Why are you watching Rammstein music videos with Greek subtitles?

Infinite: They are German subtitles.

Robotnik: No, you clicked the wrong option. They’re totally Greek.

Infinite: It’s not Greek! It’s… not…

Robotnik: Oh fuck, here we go.

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Catching ladies is my delight
So I go fishing by shiny night
Doesn’t matter black or blond
I threw my worm into the pond

Water, water in the sea
Bring your creatures up to me
I pull them up, release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water soaky cloud
Help me get your creatures out
Let them come release my spawn
Fish on

It smells like fish, I take a sniff
The bait is fresh, my rod is stiff
The hook is big, made from steel
I put some grease upon my reel

Some are bigger, some are small
I don’t care, I catch them all

Water, water in the sea
Bring your creatures up to me
I pull them up, release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water soaky cloud
Help me get your creatures out
Let them come release my spawn
Fish on

I got my rod, I have my spear
I’ve already set my fishing gear
Moby’s dick is out of sight
They found my Nemo every night

Some are bigger, some are small
I don’t care, I catch them all

Water, water in the sea
Bring your creatures up to me
I pull them up, release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water soaky cloud
Help me get your creatures out
Let them come release my spawn
Fish on
Water, water in the sea
Let your mermaids all be free
I get it out, release my spawn
Fish on

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I’m probably the last person to have discovered this Mein Land promo. There are a few of them like this, but this is the one I can’t stop watching.

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Rammstein - Sonne (live)

Alle warten auf das Licht
Fürchtet euch, fürchtet euch nicht
Die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen
Sie wird heut’ Nacht nicht untergehen
Und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn