“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
You had your head popped out between two of the blankets, looking at Rami expectedly as he only stares at you with a raised eyebrow and a smile threatening to spread over his face.
“Was that a pun?” Rami cooed, crouching down to look into the pillow covered fort, lit up only by the television screen, which was, indeed, ready and set-up to play Until Dawn, a game in which Rami himself appeared.
“It may have been. Shut up and get in, it’s already midnight we only have, like, six hours… Until dawn,” you muse, cracking yourself up as Rami crawls inside and settles into the pillows next to you, a wide grin on his face as he rests his arm around your shoulders.
You were hardly ten minutes into the game when you first teased Rami.
“’Let’s party like we’re fucking porn stars’,” You echo, falling into a fit of laughter against Rami’s shoulder as he playfully pouts at you, silently admiring your loud, non-held-back laugh, and the brightness of your smile.
“Hey, hey. I know how to hold a great party, even on the anniversary of my dead sister’s,” Rami quips, holding his hand out with a look on his face that says ‘I’m obviously superior’.
You snort at him, whacking his chest before returning to the game…
You try to stop your hands from shaking as hard a they are, your eyes as wide as saucers as you stare at the Hannah Wendigo as it screeches at Sam in the cabin. Suddenly, hands grasp your side, a loud scream ringing loudly in your ear. You scream, jerking away, killing Sam at the same time.
“Holy fuckin- RAMI!” You yell as said man laughs hysterically, almost rolling in his joy. You pout angrily as he only continues to laugh in your face. As he calms down you sigh.
“Oh well, she was stealin’ my man anyway,” You mutter, at least getting Mike and Emily out of the cabin alive as Rami snorts…
BONUS: SOME OF YOUR RUNNING COMMENTARY DURING THE GAME:
“Oi, Josh… Rami!… Wake the fuck up”
“Don’t let your sister go what the heck”
“No Chris don’t shoot the squirrel you dumbass nerd”
“Damn Rami, you should wear beanies more often”
“Climbing class… I ship it”
“HOLY FUCK NO CHRIS SAVE JOSH, ASHLEY IS ANNOYING”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT KILLS JOSH EITHER WAY”
“No, Jess. Put your clothes back on”
“What in the fuck was that”
“Okay, how has Sam made it that far without losing her towel? I call bullshit. Totally unrealistic. 0/10″
“JOSH IS THE PSYCHO?”
“Bro. I’m not your bro, bro. Brooooo”
“Michael don’t you dare shoot my mentally unstable boyfriend”
“Making my way downtown, walking fast-” *Wendigo Screech* “SPRINTINGGGG”
“No Ashley, that’s not how the whole biting thing works you dumbass”
“Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it’s that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit? The world itself’s just one big hoax. Spamming each other with our running commentary of bullshit, masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I’m not saying anything new. We all know why we do this, not because Hunger Games books makes us happy, but because we wanna be sedated. Because it’s painful not to pretend, because we’re cowards. Fuck society.”
The rami fandom is so weird I feel like one day a car with tinted windows is gonna pull up to my house and 2 guys with masks are gonna yank me into it and take me to a secret location where all the rami fans have gathered to share memes