rameses colossus

anonymous asked:

This is a question for Rameses have you thought about trimming your horns? Aren't they uncomfortable when you sleep? or do you sleep? ((O_O)) sorry that was more than one question.

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“Trim my horns? TRIM MY HORNS? ..What is this nonsense?! Of course I’ve never thought of trimming them! The bigger the horns, the more attractive the male – it’s a sign of virility! And obviously I am exceedingly virile-”

Ram, calm down. He does sleep; it just takes a lot of cushions! Years and years of practice mean he can sleep pretty comfortably without impaling himself – though that doesn’t necessarily mean the same for anyone sharing his bed. |D

anonymous asked:

Rameses what are you?

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Amazing.

He’s some kind of humanoid-sheep thing, but he would never admit that - you can’t be badass and a sheep at the same time. Not that he’s badass at all, really, but it’s good to humour him once in a while!