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This will forever be my favorite vine. #RIPVine

ALRIGHT SO SAY YOU’VE GOT A SUPER FUCKED UP SITUATION AND YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT A LITTLE BETTER

CARD 1: THIS IS YOUR FUCKED UP SITUATION IN A NUTSHELL

a one-card summary of where everything went horribly, horribly wrong

CARD 2: THIS IS YOUR SIDE OF THE FUCKED UP MESS

what happened on your end that lead to the downfall

CARD 3: THEIR SIDE OF THE BULLSHIT

the fuck is up with that person/organization

CARD 4: HERE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP DOING

fixating? putting energy into the wrong people? turning left at a red light?

CARD 5: DO THIS INSTEAD

use your damn blinker and utilize the block function on facebook

CARD 6: THIS IS A THING ABOUT THEM YOU CAN’T DO SHIT ABOUT

let’s be honest, if they haven’t stopped listening to nickelback by now, there’s no hope

CARD 7: THEIR THING

look, maybe they like chad kroeger’s old ramen hair from the early 2000s, clearly y’all are on divergent paths and you need to just let them be their own kind of mess now

Seventeen members in a nutshell¿

S. Coups: Father to twelve children

DK: A horse????

Vernon: An actual White Boy

Wonwoo: Dark and mysterious pancake

Hoshi: Naega Hosh

Jun: The Chinese Prince of Rejected High Fives

The 8: Ramen noodle hair

Joshua: American Boy ©

Seungkwan: Yas Queen

Jeonghan: An angelic being with better hair than you

Mingyu: Lost puppy?

Dino: PUBERTY

Woozi: I can hug you, you cannot hug me

The hardest thing about being a Baby is that we still think of Zelo as that cute little bean with the ramen hair, who refers to himself as a kitten, with that cute high voice, who blinks and laughs in the cutest way known to humanity. And now he’s out humping the floor, going shirtless, rapping about “whipping it out”, going to clubs at 2 in the morning and posting it one his insta and it’s like, child why must you do this? And now it’s a mix between; “Wow, look at him being all grown up and finding himself! I’m so proud of him!” and “WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THIS? IT IS PAST YOUR BEDTIME, AND THE ONLY THING YOU’RE WHIPPING OUT IS A FORK TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES BECAUSE YOU’RE NOW GROUNDED MISTER!!”