rambling conversation

The witch is both the master and the servant to the ‘Gods’, giving and taking. We are kindle to their power, and in turn they inflame our spirits. Celebrations are held in their honor, and in turn secrets are given to the mysteries. This is a covenant as old as time, one that has endured even when we forgot. It is not forged from words or paper, but one crafted in our blood and spirit. It cannot be forgotten. 

concept: dan creating deep content and feeling comfortable sharing his thoughts on more complicated issues with us instead of negating all his accomplishments and hiding his feelings behind memes and jokes

newtina thoughts #4

are you ready kids

  • I’m in love with the way newt looks at her
  • not just at her, but INTO her
  • sharp, intense, definitely thinking a lot more than he says
    • seeing a lot more than he implies?
  • he’s definitely drawn to her
  • and i love how big a part of his journey tina is? like technically he gets off the boat and the first place he goes to he bumps into tina
    • like literally, she’s eating a hot dog, how american
  • and he just gets her from the get go like
  • when newt and tina track the niffler to jacob’s apartment
  • and newt gets there first and fixes it and sits on the bed with his trunk on his lap
  • THE PICTURE OF FEIGNED INNOCENCE
  • and then he laughs a little when tina asks if the niffler got loose again
  • like he finds it absolutely amusing 
  • but he knows she won’t approve so he just. fixes stuff and minimizes damanges. like a dork
  • and then ISN’T CONCERNED AT ALL WHEN TINA DISCOVERS JACOB WAS BITTEN
  • NEWT PLS
  • Konekomaru: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Rin: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Bon: That means you’re poisonous, Jesus Christ, Rin, learn how to listen.
  • Rin: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Shima: It's Voodoo.
  • Rin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Konekomaru: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Rin: What if we bite each other and no one dies?
  • Mephisto: That’s kinky

I really want Lucy to say Jessica is the only one in the world for Wyatt, and then I want him to prove her wrong. 

With super bowl 51 happening: companions playing football

Ada: serves as official of the match

Cait: gets MVP and throws Danse and Gage around like rag dolls, tackles deacon through a wall

Codsworth: asks why they’re carrying the ball in a game of “football”

Curie: is on side with a first aid kit and orange slices, cheering everybody on

Danse: tries to play seriously, ends up scoring a touchdown with Hancock, Deacon and Mac hanging off his belt

Dogmeat: runs around non stop trying to catch the ball

Deacon: MASSIVE show-boater, deathly afraid of Cait on the field, runs off the field when she chases him

Gage: gets benched for fighting all the time

Hancock: gets really happy when he gets the ball then runs away when he sees gage trying to charge him

MacCready: gets piled by Danse, Gage, Strong and x6 and is carried away by settlers on a stretcher

Nick: stands on the sidelines with his head in his hands CONSTANLTY

Old Longfellow: sits in the corner rambling about conversions

Piper: tries to do a report on the first football game in the commonwealth, but keeps joining in and jumping on Danses’s back

Preston: manages to run around everyone and score a touchdown before getting piled by EVERYONE

Strong: everyone wants him on their team, Cait and strong paired together can take on everyone, he destroys a wall by throwing the ball too hard

X6-88: keeps getting warnings for bringing weapons onto the field, gets benched for trying to kill MacCready

Maxson: makes it a mandatory sport for the BOS and introduces “Brotherhood Football” featuring power armour and grenades

Someone pls do art of the companions playing football pls

I’m honestly one of those people that are just like yeah I have friends and people to talk to but I’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks.
—  About me

INFP: *is busy having an existential crisis in their mind*

ISTJ: *interrupting* why didn’t you do that?

ISTJ: why is everything such a mess?

ISTJ: get rid of that, do this and that, and go to–

INFP: *internally* don’t tell me what to do, damnit i forgot to stay out of ISTJ’s sight

INFP: *out loud* ahh ok

  • Older Gentleman: Where are you going with such a heavy backpack?
  • Me: I just got back from college. I have to carry my school supplies in my backpack
  • O.G.: All the bags look so heavy now-a-days. Back when I went to school, we left the books there.
  • Me: You have no idea how much we wish we could do that.
  • a dude: I don't like tom petty
  • me: haha yeah whatever that's your own prerogative I guess but I love my horse-faced husband
  • a dude: also I don't like stevie nicks and her talentless croaky voice
  • me: hey bud just a quick question have you ever been high-kicked directly in the goddamn teeth