homestuck trolls from the point of view of someone who only read like 2 acts
Okay, so. I had a lot of friends who were suuuper into Homestuck when it’s hype was at it’s largest. I had relative knowledge of it, and I saw a lot of fan content, but never really read up to the part with the trolls. So. I thought it’d be fun to lay out all the information I have about each - through what little interaction I’ve had with it, like. Ages ago.
Aradia - We are off to a bad start cause I know literally nothing about her. She’s the one with the ram-horns, yeah? She never seemed like one of the problematic ones, but then again, I know… so very little about her.
Tavros - His horns were so big. How’d he fit through doors. At least in fanon, he seemed soft-spoken and sweet. In a wheelchair? Wasn’t that Vriska’s fault, or am I mistaken. Wasn’t it like some sort of joke that he liked mcnuggets too or was that some weird thing I stumbled upon.
Sollux - Two of everything, hacker dude..? Something having to do with… bees, I think? That’s all I got?
Karkat - DAVEKAT. he curses a lot and talks in all caps. Crabs! Sythes! Anger. Broadway Karkat was… a thing that existed. K… Karkalicious? He’s the one I saw the most but like. I don’t know a lot abt him!
Nepeta - SHE NYA. idk she seemed cute and unproblematic. she had like, a double cat face thing??? :33?? baby girl. protect.
Kanaya - wasn’t she the chainsaw vampire lesbian. that’s all i’ve got sorry. who was she shipped with again? rose??? im. not sure
Terezi - she blind, i think??? and she had a weird typing quirk (i mean they all did but hers was the weirdest imo) also Nice Shades but that’s all I know. d…dragons?? was that a thing with her?
Vriska - okay so she’s the Scorpio sign and I’m a Scorpio so I feel like I should like her but everyone tells me she’s problematic. spider lady, killed people, idk i like her design and style though. 8-balls?? was that something having to do with her??? Vriskourse. taako says she did nothing wrong
Equius - Sweaty Horse. next
Gamzee - oh no. Oh no. tAlKeD lIkE tHiS. miracles and faygo. i think he was a stoner. pies,,?? clowning around !!! he go hOnk :0) and there was like the whole shooshpap thing, right. people were oddly obsessed with him and wasn’t he another one of the Problematic Ones.
Eridan - he was my favorite in terms of design okay i didnt know he was problematic!!! double ww. seadwweller. underwater harry potter lookin ass. did he have like a superiority complex or something, idk?? i like sea stuff and i like purple so i liked him Okay
Feferi - i know Nothing except that she also was a sea gurl and she had a big trident. that’s all i’ve got.