ralph's ices

Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I’m on the ‘I’m upset about Frozen getting a sequel’ boat. And I say that as someone who truly enjoys this movie, despite it’s flaws.

It’s just, there’s nothing in Frozen that prompts a sequel. Nothing. At all. It was clearly made as a standalone movie that should have only a short as some form of sequel, if it had any (like Tangled did).

Movies like Wreck-it Ralph and, especially, Big Hero 6, are much more deserving of a sequel. Both movies felt, in a way, like origin stories.

Wreck-It Ralph established the original characters’ stories and interactions, but maybe because of that, it didn’t use much of the already existing videogame characters. A sequel, with those characters we already know and love from the first movie interacting directly with other videogame worlds would be just perfect.

Big Hero 6 was a straight up origin story. It showed why Hiro and his friends became super-heroes, as well as the journey he went through to become this. Hell, that ending scene is pretty much the movie begging for a follow up: we end with every member of the group showcasing their abilities in the city, while a voice-over of Hiro explains how they became a super-hero team. It can’t get more origin story than this, folks!

And yet, it’s a sequel of Frozen that we get…

I’m upset because this really is Disney milking this cash cow to the last possible drop.

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WRECK IT RALPH COOKIES

Imagine if Wreck-It Ralph 2 was actually made and the teaser trailer was this
  • Ralph: *sitting, minding his business*
  • Vanellope: *appears*
  • Vanellope: Doh
  • Ralph: *sighs* No
  • Vanellope: Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh
  • Ralph: No
  • Vanellope: Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh
  • Ralph: NO
  • Vanellope: Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh
  • Ralph: Vanellope, I'm not singing it
  • Vanellope: Doh doh doh, doh duh
  • Ralph: *groans*
  • Ralph: THIS HIT THE ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER THAT WHITE GOLD
  • Announcer: *while chorus of Uptown Funk plays* Wreck-It Ralph 2, coming soon to a theatre near you