ralph lauren shorts

A scene.

-reddie is the couple that always makes an emotional, dramatic scene in the airport

-correction: richie<< is the person who always makes an emotional dramatic scene in the airport

-whenever eddie is the one who has to go, richie is always screaming some cheesy corny shakespeare-ish old english quotes declaring his forever lasting love and the cruelty of eddie to walk away on him

-eddie is always so embarrassed by this, so he, with a burning red ass head and will to just drop dead, always tries to outscream richie by desperately yelling BEEP BEEP RICHIE TOZIER PL E A  S    E

-”YOU CRUEL BEAUTY WALKING AWAYETH FROMETH ME THY MY HEARTS SPILLSTH UPON THOU… I WILL UHTCEARE UNTIL THE SUN RISES AND THOU MY DEAR EDDIE THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND MY GRUBBLING SOUL//”

-”BEEP BEEP PLEASE RICHIE TOZIER PLEASE”

-”WHY THOU BEEPETH ME EDDIE KAPSBRAK”

-once eddie pretended like he didn’t hear richie’s soulful cry of bullshit

-richie screamed even louder 

-”THE BOY IN BLUE RALPH LAUREN SHIRT WITH NAVY SHORTS WITH AN ALLIGATOR BELT AND KEDS YES THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU MA’AM EDDIE KAPSBRAK LOOK AT ME”

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