All members raji 3/24

Uruha (reading mail): “This isn’t related to the theme and it’s also kind of a boring question, but what’s a cool way to answer when your girlfriend asks you, ‘what’s more important, your job or me!?’” …….so guys what’s the answer?

Kai: Huhuhu! What’s a cool way to answer?

Uruha: But like is this something that ppl actually ask? 

Kai: “What’s more important, your job or me?” Well like I hear it in dramas but idk…that doesn’t mean anything (laughs) 

Uruha: But I mean if you said “my job” that would be bad, right? That would set them off?

Kai: No no no I don’t think so, at all! Rather if you said “you!” wouldn’t it seem…too much like a lie? (laughs) Well I mean I don’t know

Aoi: Hmmm- [Uruha: I wonder what the right answer is] -mmmmm……..you know….at that point….you should probably just break up with them no? 

Kai: (laughing) Like as soon as she asks you that? 

Uruha: This question is taboo, you know? As soon as this happens, it’s over. 

Reita: As soon as you say that, you’re not the most important thing anymore

Aoi and Uruha at same time: AWWWW! [not like aw thats cute but like AW SHIT FAM]

Reita: Cause u just asked that

Aoi: The shit-eating look u have on ur face rn istg


Uruha: So it’s like, you were the most important until you said that, you blew it now

Reita: Yes yes yes

Uruha: So that’s the right answer!

Reita: Well for me yeah

(Aoi and Uruha guffawing)

Uruha: What about you, Ruki-san?

Ruki: U-uhh, I don’t know..???! But like, u gotta work to make a living so…….

Uruha: So like, “it’s my job tf u thought”?

Ruki: Uh, like, if i don’t work…..I’m a NEET?? Like, I’d be unemployed, so….and then I wouldn’t be able to be with you anyway

Reita: What if she’s like “I don’t care if ur unemployed!”

Ruki: ….Oh yeah that’s okay then! 

Reita: You’d quit? 

Ruki: I’m cool with freeloading

Reita and Uruha: HUHUHUHU

Uruha: Ur ok with that

Ruki: But I mean that’s not the case [for the gf in the mail i guess] …she just wants attention

Aoi: But before it got to [the point where she would say that]…wouldn’t you have already ditched her?

Everyone: Ah mhm yes hmm maybe ur right ahh

Aoi: So maybe the guy is the bad one.

Everyone: Ahh I see so that’s your point of view ahh yes ok

Aoi: Thanks guys

(Everyone dies laughing)

Uruha: So Aoi-kun, if a girl asked you how would you answer? 

Aoi: “I’m sorry.”

(Everyone dies laughing again)

Uruha: “I’m sorry”….


Ruki: All u could do is cry. WAHH!!! WAHH!!!!!!!!

Reita: Man u just busted my ears

Everyone: HuhuhuHUHU

Uruha: Okay leader what about you?

Kai: Well I definitely wouldn’t say her. 

Uruha: Ahh, so it’s your job?

Kai: Yep. Anyone would say that, no? It’s your job. I mean, she’s a part of that!

Uruha: What?

Kai: Like, the fact that I’m working

Uruha: Ah that you’re making a living, it means you can take care of her

Kai: Yes yes 

Ruki: Yep, yep, yep

Uruha: Wow u really thought that through calml–


Uruha: Op

Kai: Huhuhu sorry sorry 

Same as the previous campaign but now transported to the far side of the world and on a mountain top. Having climbed to the peak we found an ancient temple and a LOT of harpies in the highest most chamber. We were holding out well at first, but it was getting progressively worse, and by this point we are in a LOT of trouble.

DM to my wife “…and that brings you down to 4 health”

Me OOC “Is there a way i can replicate what we did in that mine? I could cover you two with my body while bringing the roof down on the remaining harpies.”

DM looks at me with an expression of defeat “Yes, technically if you were to combine the ring with the Sorcerer’s Enlarge person it should work just fine, but dont forget she’s having really bad luck with her Wild Magic.”

During the last few encounters every spell cast involved her activating it with a range of effects from turning water to blood and her speaking with pink bubbles.

Me OOC “Ill risk it.”

Me: Activates my ring “Raji, hit me with Enlarge person then both of you get under me!”

DM rolls for Wild Magic, it comes, and then

DM “No, no no no, NO!” Keeps rolling dice and checking notes.

Everyone “Oh god, are we all dead?”

DM “Roll dex saves to get under her”

Everyone passes the saves as the DM goes to get a drink refill and a moment later comes back white as a sheet.

After a moment my wife asked what was wrong. “…that potion of hers is still active, she just turned off the ring.”

Me “Wait wait.. so.. what size class am i becoming?”

DM reveals due to their alterations to the potion’s ability to multiply the effects of spells being added to the imbiber in successive increasing amounts, the still lingering effects, as well as a wild magic cast of growth, on top of my ring AND the newly cast Enlarge Person. “Large, To Huge, to Colossal, to.. Titanic i guess.. i.. no its PAST that.. like EIGHT freaking classes effectively… your now HALF the size of the mountain. The biggest mountain… but like.. you are now a good 6 miles tall.”

The party had been laughing pretty hard as i pointed out that i still had an action left this turn.

Me “I stomp onto the mountain and leave a footprint, (Note i am not wearing boots.) and next to it ‘write my name was here.’ ”

The DM has pretty much given up at this point, “Okay! Okay okay, you demolished the mountain and in its place you leave… a mile wide Draconic pawprint… lake. Anything else?”

Me IC to the party sitting on me.. somewhere “Now THATS how you leave an impression!”

So… I was looking at this picture for a umpteenth time and … I cracked and I went to see the definitions of the colors of roses.

Red Roses :
Intense love, Passion, Strong love, courage, Recognition and respect,

 Zen for Shirayuki, Kiki for Mitsuhide, Ok, Logic! 

White Roses :
Spiritual love, purity, charm and innocence, deep gratitude towards a person, mysterious and deep side, Sincerity of feelings. Secret love and resignation. 

A pure, innocent love for Shirayuki (+ deep gratitude) , A secret love for Obi + resignation, deep gratitude, mysterious and deep side and sincerity (I think)).

1 rose :  Love at first sight (Hum… ryuu? It’s cute! And Obi!! I see this rose in your pocket!!)

3 rose : Simply say : “I love you” (Worthy of Kiki! xD)

They are so cute! xD

And … 

Blue rose : Mystery, the attainment of the impossible, patience, eternal hope or the purity of an impossible love. Optimism towards someone.

Yeah… It’s Raj !! ^^

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Kai: let’s start with self introductions

Ruki: uhh i’m the vocal ruki

Uruha: i’m the guitarist uruha


Everyone: HUHUHU

Reita: uhhh ok i’m the bassist reita

Kai: i’m the drummer Kai

Aoi: what u guys didn’t keep it going

Kai: So anyway

Aoi: u didn’t

Kai: let’s move on

Aoi: u didn’t keep it going….

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Anniversary Mail

Aoi: “There was a guy I had one-sided feelings for, but during that whole time a guy was desperately trying to win me over, and slowly I grew to like him and we started dating – “wait what are they talking about

Kai: They dated!

Aoi: Oh I get it! Yes yes yes! So she was dating someone, but then – Yes yes! (he doesn’t get it bless him)

Kai: She liked someone, but then a different guy was trying to get her and she ended up with HIM.

Aoi: Got it got it got it got it got it got it. “But on our one year anniversary, I learned something shocking. He came over to my house [for the first time], and he said he had to use the bathroom. I started to show him the way, but he went straight there himself without getting lost. My house isn’t that big, so at first I didn’t think anything of it”

Reita: Oh like, cause he knew where it was?

Aoi: Yes yes.

Reita: Oh oh.

Aoi: “The light switch is in a place you wouldn’t think, so I started to tell him where it was, (movie trailer voice) but he had already tuuurned the lights oooon.”

Reita: W-what? is this a scary story?

Aoi: No it’s an anniversary story.

Kai: Just listen! Listen!

Aoi (softly): Yes, let’s all listen. “I was like, you knew where it was that’s weird, and he was just like…………oh………..yeah ……haha……….(movie trailer voice) and avoided iiiiiiiit. A bit after we’d finished eating, he gave me a ring. I was genuinely happy and thanked him, and then he said, there’s something I need to tell you. I thought, could it be? [a proposal], but it wasn’t what I was expecting. He told me that since I had rejected him so many times, he had been stalking me. I was confused and couldn’t process it, and then he told me that he’d secretly made a copy of my house key and had been entering my house. I was freaked out but I wanted to hear the rest of it. He said that he would watch me sleep from the closet–”

Reita and Kai: (laughing) WHAT!! THATS SCARY AHH!

Aoi: “And sometimes he would eavesdrop on me. He would also take my used underwear and….” well he took her underwear. And what else, uh, “He would put pictures of me up in his house, and…while I was sleeping he would cut off pieces of my hair and keep them in his wallet.”

Reita: What is this Rapunzel!?

Kai: (laughing) That’s scary!

Aoi: “When he showed me the hair I was a little creeped out.”

Kai: Uhh A LITTLE!?

Aoi: But after all that apparently they dated for five years. 


Aoi: Ye

Kai: WHAA-HA-HAAT? REALLY!? (laughing)

Aoi: “Everyone, please watch out for stalkers!” This was such a long story!

Ruki: This is a fascinating story. 

Uruha: But why would that make you want to go out with someone? 

Reita: Well maybe that made her like him? Like maybe, I don’t know, she was moved that he cared that much – man idk

Ruki: That’s an honest boyfriend.

Reita: Yeah like it’s probably better if you don’t say all that (laughs)

Aoi: Yeah for sure…

Reita: Like that you were watching her from the closet…that’s so scary

Aoi: But like, he would have to leave the closet open a bit, right? …So wouldn’t it look…

Reita: Like someone’s watching? 

Aoi: Yeah yeah yeah.

Reita: Yeah. And he’d get thirsty.

Uruha: Can you even make a copy of someone’s house key that easily? 

Aoi: Well I mean, we don’t know how much of this story is true.

Kai and Uruha: HAHAHAHA


Reita: Maybe that boyfriend doesn’t even exist…..

Aoi and Uruha: No no no scary scary scARY


(Everyone bursts out laughing)

All members raji 3/24

Kai: so I will be the head, and Reita will be the ass.

Reita: u know when we explained this to them earlier they were salty af

Aoi: Yeah we get it! what u mean is, “the two of us keep the radio going.”


Aoi: “you guys in between are just extras” 


Aoi: Are you guys listening to this? This is dark. 

Reita: No listen, like if this is a sandwich we’re the bread! You guys are the toppings!!


Reita: See!? We’re just bread! Just plain bread…

Ruki: Everyone’s talking too much


[RadioSubs] Episode 14

Haven’t done a mini radio clip for so long… o.o

Here’s a ‘filler’ clip for the month while I continue to work on the longer episodes that never seem to end. This clip comes from the first episode of Star Raji-Ocean Anamnesis season, making it overall episode 42 of the whole Star Raji-Ocean series. If anyone’s interested, the whole series goes like this:

Star Raji-Ocean #1-26 - hosted by Ishikawa Kaito & Nakamura Yuuichi

Star Raji-Ocean #27-41 - hosted by Nakamura Yuuichi + different guests

Star Raji-Ocean #42-present (Anamnesis season) - hosted by Nakamura Yuuichi & Mafia Kajita

If anyone still doesn’t know who Mafia Kajita is, this post explains it all…

For the ‘Twitter incident’, I posted it here. I can’t find the original Twitter screenshots anymore…

*yandere*: Not sure if this is already a well-known word or not but for the sake of people who don’t know, it’s a word combination of ‘yamu’ (=to be sick/ill) and ‘dere’ (=to be affectionate; also the same ‘dere’ from tsundere) Put them together, it basically describes someone whose affections for another is strong to the point of being psychotic. It has since become a ‘moe’ characteristic though I personally can never understand why lol

All members raji 3/24

Uruha (reading mail): “I liked this boy all through middle school. He was the cutest boy in school, and after graduating middle school I never saw him again. But the other day, I ran into him for the first time in nine years. He wasn’t the same slim, toned, handsome man he used to be. When he said hi to me I was like ‘ew who is this?’ and that bittersweet memory I had was destroyed. Have you guys every been shocked by meeting an old classmate who looked totally different?”

Ruki: Sorry I didn’t really get any of what u just said [idk if he couldn’t hear or wasn’t paying attention]

(I have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about but Uruha said ‘Abe-chan killer’ what…anyway)

Uruha: But you get it right?

Ruki: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, like if you saw your first love from high school at your coming of age ceremony and they looked completely different

Kai: (laughing) What that’s such a short period of time

Uruha: But I mean what do you expect? Of course they’re gonna look different.

Reita: And what if that guy was thinking the same thing [about the girl]?

Everyone: Mhm…

Reita: Like what makes you think you’re fine!?


Uruha: But this could happen to us, too. If we let ourselves go people might think the same thing about us.

Reita: A while ago when I was in my hometown I ran into an old classmate from elementary and middle school.

Uruha: But no one would recognize you – you were so skinny back then!

Reita: Well I recognized him first, and I was like “oh!!” and then he made a face like “oh!!” too, so I was like, “do you know who I am?” and he’s like “yeah!” and then he knew my name so…..yeah he recognized me


Reita: Mhm.

Uruha: That’s not really what we were expecting

Reita: But the other guy had aged quite a bit!

Uruha: Right?

Ruki: Right?

Aoi: Right?

Uruha: Like, with what you’re wearing now – I guess I should explain what he looks like today, huh?

Reita: What?

Uruha: He looks like, you know, a hip-hopper.

Reita (immediately): That’s cause I’m a fourth generation J-Soul Brother.

(J-Soul Brother music immediately starts playing)

Uruha: Maaan look at that chaaaaain!!

(while Uruha is making fun of him and the song is still playing u can hear Ruki calmly say “the third generation isn’t over”)