i was digging through my fanfiction folder because i was getting sick of staring at AI slides for my exam tomorrow… and i found this… unfinished death note fic where Light never gets the death note back because higuchi’s car blew up and subsequently burned the stupid notebook.
so Light is his wide-eyed innocent kawaii self yeah
and then L’s mom is somehow alive and pays him a visit expecting him to have a love life and stuff or she was going to flip shit so L says ‘of course mother dear, i’m even engaged and stuff and there’s lotsa cake and everything is kawaii yay’ and then he blurts out that his fiancee is brunet and stuff without thinking so yeah
but DUN DUN DUN his mom bursts into the investigation room unprompted so L’s like, “bloody hell i thought you were still in england holy shite” and light’s like, 'ah, poor bastard that’s what you get for lying so much caw caw’ and then L’s mom goes “ahh L-chan you have the most kawaii fiance ever omg if he weren’t yours i would have taken him for myself yum ahh look at those brown eyes so moe uguuu”
so yeah… COMMENCE THE PRETENSE OF BEING AN ENGAGED COUPLE TO SATISFY L’S MOM’S YAOI FANTASIES