raise your hand if you didn't see this coming

Dating a Fire-Breathing-Bitch-Queen: Episode #4
  • Rowan: Aelin gives me a lot of crap about being over-protective. And yes, i can get a little carried away sometimes...but honestly, she's one to talk
  • *Rowan and Aedion walk through a crowd, looking for Aelin who was suppose to meet them there, when a young fae warrior runs into Rowan*
  • Warrior: Hey! Why don't you watch where you're going?
  • Rowan: *glowers* You ran into me
  • Warrior: You were in my way *steps towards his face* Just like you are now *fae is clearly drunk*
  • Aedion: Back off okay? Just go on your way, you don't know who you're dealing with
  • Warrior: Apparently I'm dealing with someone who is too stupid to move out of the way of someone who demands respect
  • *Aedion moves towards warrior, but Rowan holds up an arm, Aedion looks at him surprised*
  • Rowan: *shrugging* I don't know, I haven't seen Aelin all day, the battle yesterday was exhausting, I just don't feel like dealing with this *looks fae up and down* annoying gnat today
  • *Aedion shrugs back, and the two of them turn around and start to walk away*
  • Warrior: *yelling* I see, you know fae like you are why we lose battles like the one yesterday! Though i'm surprised they didn't see your ugly face and run for the hills, when you're done with your girl you tell her to come and find me, she'll have a nice ride then!
  • *Aedion and Rowan instantly stop, and turn around. Before they can say or do anything a streak of blonde and blur of heat run past them almost knocking them over. Aelin barrels towards the drunk and confused fae*
  • Aelin: *shrieking* UGLY FACE!?! I'LL SHOW YOU A RIDE!!
  • *Aelin comes to a stop, raises her hands and blasts the fae with a wall of fire. The crowd gasps, some backing away and some moving towards the crater in the ground, the fae laying unconscious in the bottom. Clothes burned off. Aedion and Rowan are by her side instantly,peering in*
  • Rowan: *glancing around at the gossiping crowd* Maybe in the future we should deal with conflict in a more...courtly manner
  • Aelin: *snorts, shaking her smoldering hands* He's just lucky I didn't burn his hair off
  • Aedion: *peering into the pit* I think he was overcompensating...should we move him?
  • Aelin: *fists still on fire* No...if he thinks he knows so much he can figure out how to get out of that pit. If i have to look at him again i'll boil his insides *struts away*
  • Rowan: *staring after her in a mixture of awe and disbelief* She is, I mean she's-
  • Aedion: Insane. Clinically insane.
  • Rowan: I was gonna say awesome...and really hot-
  • Aedion: Gross
game of thrones starters- season one
  • What do you expect?
  • They're savages; one lot steals a goat from another lot and before you know it they're ripping each other to pieces.
  • I've never seen a thing like this in my life!
  • Do the dead frighten you?
  • They won't trouble us no more.
  • You don't think he'll ask us how they died?
  • They even killed the children!
  • But you understand why I had to kill him.
  • Winter is coming.
  • A madman sees what he sees.
  • There are no mountain lions in these woods.
  • Put away your blade!
  • You got fat.
  • Will you shut up?!
  • Would you please shut up!
  • Take me to your crypt, I want to pay my respects.
  • Surely, the dead can wait.
  • Go and find the little beast!
  • Did I offend you?
  • Let me give you some advice, never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
  • What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
  • All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.
  • The things I do for love
  • It's no mercy, letting a child linger in such pain.
  • Only the Gods know for certain. All the rest of us can do is pray.
  • Give me a good, clean death any day.
  • At times you make me wonder whose side you're on.
  • You wound me- you know how much I love my family.
  • One word and I hit you again.
  • All the best swords have names, you know.
  • You're not supposed to be here. No one is supposed to be here. It's a mercy.
  • The worst thing about your coronation- I'll never get to hit you again.
  • I swear, if I weren't your king, you'd have hit me already.
  • Look at me and tell me what you see.
  • The King shits and the Hand wipes.
  • Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it.
  • People have been swinging at me for years, but they always seem to miss.
  • They didn't deserve to die like that; nobody deserves to die like that.
  • Everyone who isn't us is an enemy.
  • Don't listen to it. Crows are all liars. I know a story about a crow.
  • The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands!
  • It's a neat little trick you do. You move your lips and your father's voice comes out.
  • Are you gonna say something clever? Go on! Say something clever.
  • Why is he still alive?
  • I could care less what anyone thinks of me.
  • The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep
  • Is that why you call me here, to pose me riddles?
  • We shared a womb, came into this world together – we belong together.
  • Do you love your children?
  • You always hated him.
  • I've made many mistakes in my life, but that wasn't one of them.
  • When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
  • The rumors of your demise were unfounded.