raise your hand if you didn't see this coming

Dating a Fire-Breathing-Bitch-Queen: Episode #4
  • Rowan: Aelin gives me a lot of crap about being over-protective. And yes, i can get a little carried away sometimes...but honestly, she's one to talk
  • *Rowan and Aedion walk through a crowd, looking for Aelin who was suppose to meet them there, when a young fae warrior runs into Rowan*
  • Warrior: Hey! Why don't you watch where you're going?
  • Rowan: *glowers* You ran into me
  • Warrior: You were in my way *steps towards his face* Just like you are now *fae is clearly drunk*
  • Aedion: Back off okay? Just go on your way, you don't know who you're dealing with
  • Warrior: Apparently I'm dealing with someone who is too stupid to move out of the way of someone who demands respect
  • *Aedion moves towards warrior, but Rowan holds up an arm, Aedion looks at him surprised*
  • Rowan: *shrugging* I don't know, I haven't seen Aelin all day, the battle yesterday was exhausting, I just don't feel like dealing with this *looks fae up and down* annoying gnat today
  • *Aedion shrugs back, and the two of them turn around and start to walk away*
  • Warrior: *yelling* I see, you know fae like you are why we lose battles like the one yesterday! Though i'm surprised they didn't see your ugly face and run for the hills, when you're done with your girl you tell her to come and find me, she'll have a nice ride then!
  • *Aedion and Rowan instantly stop, and turn around. Before they can say or do anything a streak of blonde and blur of heat run past them almost knocking them over. Aelin barrels towards the drunk and confused fae*
  • Aelin: *shrieking* UGLY FACE!?! I'LL SHOW YOU A RIDE!!
  • *Aelin comes to a stop, raises her hands and blasts the fae with a wall of fire. The crowd gasps, some backing away and some moving towards the crater in the ground, the fae laying unconscious in the bottom. Clothes burned off. Aedion and Rowan are by her side instantly,peering in*
  • Rowan: *glancing around at the gossiping crowd* Maybe in the future we should deal with conflict in a more...courtly manner
  • Aelin: *snorts, shaking her smoldering hands* He's just lucky I didn't burn his hair off
  • Aedion: *peering into the pit* I think he was overcompensating...should we move him?
  • Aelin: *fists still on fire* No...if he thinks he knows so much he can figure out how to get out of that pit. If i have to look at him again i'll boil his insides *struts away*
  • Rowan: *staring after her in a mixture of awe and disbelief* She is, I mean she's-
  • Aedion: Insane. Clinically insane.
  • Rowan: I was gonna say awesome...and really hot-
  • Aedion: Gross
#935: Falling asleep in school.
  • Louis: The thing was, the two of you really didn't get along -- both of you had completely different cliques in high school and university wasn't turning out to be any different. The downside was the fact you were in the same class of the subject he actually bothered showing up for. The only open seat was in the row behind you, so he spent his first weeks rolling his eyes at your head... until, something changed, and he noticed how your hair always looked so shiny and how you switched from taking notes to IM in seconds. Then you fell asleep that one day, looking ill and swaddled in a sweatshirt -- and he was insanely concerned. So he did the only thing he could think of; he threw a paper ball at your head and saved your ass from being yelled at by the professor, so you owe him.
  • Niall: It probably hadn't been the best idea for you two to stay up on the phone for hours the night before, considering it was also a Monday when your head started to slip off your hand. Both of you had gotten very minimal sleep (although he was doing a better job staying awake; that desk did not look too comfortable) and the effect of that was falling asleep right after lunch during a lab in chemistry. After gently prying the assignment from underneath your folded in body, he does the experiment himself and covers for you anytime the teacher comes around. You don't wake up until the bell rings after he's already turned in the work, rubbing your back gently while slinging your backpack over his shoulder. "Hey, sleepyhead." He smirks. "How about we ditch next period? Sound good?"
  • Liam: "I'm going to fail the exam," he groans with his forehead on the table in the library, his arms shielded around his mop of hair, "I'm going to fail the exam because I'm so tired and it's all your fault." You laugh quietly and kiss the side of his face, careful to know where the librarian stands. "Don't fall asleep in your next class," you chide, running your fingers down the strong muscle of his arm, "And study this, please -- are you seriously falling asleep right now? Like this?" He keeps his eyes shut and sighs dreamily, forgetting all about testing and the textbook in front of him. "Yes," he replies in monotone, "That feels good." He's referring to your hand rubbing the tense kinks in his shoulder and how you manage to completely distract him from just about anything -- it should be maddening, but it's not.
  • Zayn: Luckily enough, the dean saw 'better' in him and offered two weeks of detention instead of expulsion (something his mother would not have been too happy about). That's where he spends two hours after his already irritating seven hour school day, sitting beside you. He can't seem to figure out why you're there (sitting unbearably close to a person that wore too much black and punched too many people for his high school career to even count), but he likes the silence drifting between the two of you as the boys in the back snicker and hit each other in the arm when the teacher walks out. He catches you falling asleep daily and wonders what wears you down, what makes you this tired; and then he realizes, somewhere along the way, that he wants to lie down with you and be good.
  • Harry: He was that somewhat nerdy (albeit good looking and popular) boy that sat behind you in English and was always scribbling down phrases that came to his head. He didn't talk much or raise his hand often, but you could always see the big 'A' that was circled on every one of his tests when the results were handed back to your row. Unaware that he had been dabbling a developing crush on you, you didn't pay much attention to him, but you did hear him breathing behind you, little hitches in his throat. There comes a day where you just can't stand to listen to poetry anymore, so you rest your head down onto your desk and dream about pretty things. His eyes stay glued to the back of your head as you slumber, his chest tight, and he writes about your skin and the way you concentrate.
Avengers fans

Raise your hand if right before you die and your family is crying all around your deathbed, you will part this world by saying “you didn’t see that coming?” And a small tear will roll down your cheek as you leave this life

game of thrones starters- season one
  • What do you expect?
  • They're savages; one lot steals a goat from another lot and before you know it they're ripping each other to pieces.
  • I've never seen a thing like this in my life!
  • Do the dead frighten you?
  • They won't trouble us no more.
  • You don't think he'll ask us how they died?
  • They even killed the children!
  • But you understand why I had to kill him.
  • Winter is coming.
  • A madman sees what he sees.
  • There are no mountain lions in these woods.
  • Put away your blade!
  • You got fat.
  • Will you shut up?!
  • Would you please shut up!
  • Take me to your crypt, I want to pay my respects.
  • Surely, the dead can wait.
  • Go and find the little beast!
  • Did I offend you?
  • Let me give you some advice, never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
  • What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
  • All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.
  • The things I do for love
  • It's no mercy, letting a child linger in such pain.
  • Only the Gods know for certain. All the rest of us can do is pray.
  • Give me a good, clean death any day.
  • At times you make me wonder whose side you're on.
  • You wound me- you know how much I love my family.
  • One word and I hit you again.
  • All the best swords have names, you know.
  • You're not supposed to be here. No one is supposed to be here. It's a mercy.
  • The worst thing about your coronation- I'll never get to hit you again.
  • I swear, if I weren't your king, you'd have hit me already.
  • Look at me and tell me what you see.
  • The King shits and the Hand wipes.
  • Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it.
  • People have been swinging at me for years, but they always seem to miss.
  • They didn't deserve to die like that; nobody deserves to die like that.
  • Everyone who isn't us is an enemy.
  • Don't listen to it. Crows are all liars. I know a story about a crow.
  • The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands!
  • It's a neat little trick you do. You move your lips and your father's voice comes out.
  • Are you gonna say something clever? Go on! Say something clever.
  • Why is he still alive?
  • I could care less what anyone thinks of me.
  • The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep
  • Is that why you call me here, to pose me riddles?
  • We shared a womb, came into this world together – we belong together.
  • Do you love your children?
  • You always hated him.
  • I've made many mistakes in my life, but that wasn't one of them.
  • When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
  • The rumors of your demise were unfounded.