Honestly, huge shout out to the shy idols. To the idols who struggle finding the right words to say. To the idols who get anxiety. To introverted idols. To lonely extroverted idols. To idols who cannot publicly hang out with their friends. To idols who are forced to keep their significant other out of the spotlight. To idols who are so famous they have to hide their identities when going out. To idols who are never recognized in public. Shout out to idols who keep on going in one of the hardest and most unfair public careers.
I love all boy groups the same and wish that they all had the same amount of limelight shined on them because they all deserve the best!
Anyways, I decided to put all boy group members together and put them all in an age line so we can see who is older/younger. I know sometimes all of us are curious as to who is older than who…so I did all the work and here you go…
From oldest boy group member to the youngest.
EDIT: MY ORIGINAL POST HAS BEEN ‘TAINTED’ FROM CERTAIN NSFW REBLOGS, SO I HAVE REPOSTED THIS LIST IN HOPES THAT IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have also added in more groups…which now means, unfortunately, Jisung is not ultimate maknae. Sorry guys.
Staying awake until 3am to watch MVs you’ve already seen 500 times
Going crazy over men with make-up
Explaining to non-kpop fans that men can wear make-up
Explaining to non-kpop fans why there are boys playing games that force them to kiss each other
Hiding your wallpaper
Explaining the meaning of that logo on your lockscreen
Crying around because you’re broke and can’t buy the latest album
Explaining your parents why it’s important to have the latest album
Staying awake until 4am to talk with overseas kpop friends
Accidentally playing not muted videos of guys having a high note battle while sitting in class
Scaring people with kpop memes
Accidentally sending weird kpop pics in a non-kpop group chat and explaining why you sent them two guys cuddling with each other
“Oh you’re into these Japanese make-up dudes?” No. They’re Korean and Kpop is not Jrock btw.
“Ah you mean the Gangnam Style stuff”. No. I mean the thousands of other artists beside PSY.
Being proud of every single piece of merch you can afford
Watching the same live stage 5 times because the outfits are too good
Telling people how awesome the Korean entertainment industry is and how extremely hard-working idols are
Trying to hide your happiness in public when you see your faves gonna be on the new variety show
Waiting for subs
Waiting for subs
Waiting for subs
Learning Korean in order to avoid waiting for subs
Watching videos without subs bcos “I don’t get shit but it’s still funny af”
Having multiple accounts on social media because you need a “non-kpop friends account”, a “fangirling account”, a “dirty things account”, “a reblog account” and other stuff
Getting complaints of non-kpop friends because they keep getting recommendations of kpop stuff
Seeing kpop no matter where you go
Remembering English songs because that one kpop artist covered it
Being sad because your country is apparently not part of the WORLD bcos it’s never featured in a WORLD TOUR
Dreaming of being CEO of an entertainment company
Or a makeup artist
Or a MC
Or a director
Or the wife of your bias
“What do you wanna do later in your life? - I’ll found a company. Entertainment. Music industry ya know. Saving all idols who deserve better and give them the life they need. Nothing special. The usual stuff ya know.”
Being “the weird China freak”…even tho you’re fan of KOREAN pop.
“I have this presentation about Japan…oh you should know about that you like that Asia shit, can you help me” Goddamit. Korea. K O R E A
Knowing lots of cultural and historical stuff about Korea
Okay you might be a lil Asia expert. BUT STILL. IT’S KPOP EVERYONE. NOT JPOP. NOT CPOP. NOT JROCK.
Being pissed because your bias doesn’t get enough screentime
Starting arguments with people who hate on idols without any reason
Wondering why you even do this
Contemplating on your life choices
Being sad and staying awake until 2am watching sad kpop moments and reading tragic fanfic
Staying awake even longer, using the incognito tab to read smutty fics
Wondering if you’re normal
You’re not btw.
But not normal is awesome.
We’re awesome ya know.
Staying awake until 1am to write some shit posts about kpop.
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, EXAGGERATED AND SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC SO DONT FEEL TRIGGERED