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The Signs as Strange Planets
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> Wasp 12 b ; Orbits WAY too close to its star making it slowly die.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> HD188753 ; Has 3 stars, everywhere you look there's a sunset/rise.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> 55 Cancri e ; A gigantic diamond worth about 26.9 non million dollars.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> GJ 1214 b ; Completely made of water, no land.<p/><b>Leo:</b> Gliese 581 c ; Can possibly support life in a small area but 1 side is too hot and the other too cold.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Kepler 452b ; The most earth-like planet.<p/><b>Libra:</b> HD189773 b ; Rains glass sideways constantly.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> TrEs 26 ; Darkest Planet ever, glows red.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Wasp 17 b ; Largest Planet ever.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> J1407-B ; Has rings 200 times bigger than Saturn's.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Gliese 436 b ; A ball of ice that is constantly on fire.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> HD 106906 b ; The loneliest place et, 1.1 times bigger than Jupiter.<p/></p>

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OMG 20 & 5 with Gibbs!

20 - cold and wet
5 - “We are not dancing right now.” 

“When the hell is DiNozzo getting here?” You mumbled, leaning up against the car. “I’m freezing and I’m pretty sure it’s going to rain.”

Gibbs glanced sideways to you before looking through the window of the car, glaring at the keys stuck inside. It doesn’t matter who left them in there, the end result was the same; the two of you were stuck out in the cold until Tony could pick you up. And Gibbs felt kinda bad that you were freezing.

So, he pushed himself off the car and grabbed your hand. You looked even more confused when Gibbs put his hand on your side, fingers stretching over your ribcage. And then he started to sway back and forth, a smirk on his face.

The absurdity of the situation made you laugh. “We are not dancing right now.” Was your firm reply.

“It might warm ya up.” Gibbs responded cockily. And you didn’t want to admit that he was right.

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ok just saying, ive seen a lot of posts about aliens coming to earth and being fascinated by stuff here. Like how we make things vibrate before eating them . shit like that. and it just makes me weirdly mad because HEAT IS IN THE REST OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. ITS NOT ABSOLUTE ZERO EVERYWHERE BUT EARTH. 

or environment stuff, ohh they would be surprised by the extreme conditions on earth MAN IT RAINS GLASS SIDEWAYS AT 4,500 MPH ON HD 189733B AMID 2,000 DEGREE TEMPERATURE.

aliens: your planet has temperatures below zero?? HELL NEPTUNE IN OUR OWN DAMN SOLAR SYTEM IS -218 C THEY MIGHT HAVE PASSED IT ON THE WAY HERE

like i suppose theyd be surprised at our preferred conditions if theirs were vastly different but we’d be just as confused as them

I cant compare humans to aliens because we havent seen any but they would be adapted to the planet they came from and we’re adapted to ours. And if theyve figured out space travel they know that there are some pretty universal things that can vary wildly on different planets like temperature and storms and volcanoes and lightning and geysers and they’d know that EARTH ISNT THAT EXTREME ON ANY OF THOSE THINGS

Highway Honeymoon

Member: S.Coups
Genre: SIN Ridiculously Smutty
Word Count: 2425


It wasn’t supposed to happen like this. After the two of you drove off after your wedding reception you were supposed to get to the airport and jet off somewhere warm and tropical to spend your first night as man and wife under the covers in a ritzy hotel. But no, you were stuck on the side of an empty country road in the middle of a surprise thunderstorm with two flat tires and a pissed off husband standing in the rain soaking wet, trying desperately to get signal on his phone. You sat in the passenger seat and watched as Seungcheol paced around under an umbrella waving his cell phone around. The umbrella was useless, he was already completely soaked; it was basically raining sideways at this point.

“Cheol, baby just get back in the car, you’re gonna make yourself sick.” You called out, cracking the door open a few inches so he could hear your voice.

“Wait, no, I think I just got a bar, wait, shit, no, goddamn it, can this thing just fuc-” he muttered to himself, his eyebrows so furrowed together that it contorted his whole face into a ridiculously livid expression. You just rolled your eyes and shut the car door. It was useless. You’d probably be stuck out here until morning, because this storm didn’t look like it was going to let up anytime soon. Your mind went back to the beautiful ceremony to try and push your current situation out of your mind. It was a blurry rush of flower petals, friendly faces, music, and dancing; but the memory that stuck out the most was Seungcheol’s strong hands reaching up your dress to pull off your garter during the reception. God, all you had wanted was to get to your honeymoon destination as soon as possible, but it now it looked like you’d have to wait quite a while longer.

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So we got a new sponge at work, and when we wash the beets, it’s absolutely horrifying.

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March in Gougane Barra by Dora Meulman
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A cold March wind roars Like a lion in the sky, It makes us shiver As it passes by. The rain falling sideways The lake like the sea, It looks like Winter Not Spring to me. Dora Meulman

Photo- @andy_bardon /// After three days on the wall, climber Alex Evans encounters a fierce thunderstorm over 1200 feet up on the sheer face of El Capitan. Located in the heart of Yosemite National Park, this iconic wall has hosted adventures for generations of ambitious climbers. Gusting winds and sideways rain forced us to seek shelter on our small 4x6 foot island of safety. Pictured here, he is standing on our sleeping platform called a portaledge as the storm surrounds us. I snapped this image as I was being lowered back down to his position to seek refuge from the rain. Just moments later we were completely engulfed by thick clouds, forcing us to wait out the remainder of the storm. Often, the best photos are made during the most inconvenient times. Follow @andy_bardon for more #adventure images /// Could you sleep on a portaledge for a night ? Who would you want to share the ledge with ? Tag them here @natgeo @natgeocreative by natgeo

Storm [OQ]

Enchanted Forest, missing year. Clean-verse. For outlawqueenluvr, because I know that’s your jam :) Thank you globotheque for the prompt!


The rain slants sideways as he slips into her chambers, grateful for the reprieve in this last stretch of summer. The skies have made good on their promise that day, and gods only know the lands have grown parched for every last drop.

Regina had stayed up waiting for him, it seems, sprawled out in her riding clothes, a moment of peace settled over her face where it presses her hand to the pillow.

The winds are livelier here than the rest of the castle, without stone walls or shuttered windowpanes to mute their sound. The thunder echoes freely through her balcony, open to the earth, to forest (to home), and Robin wonders if perhaps her heart belongs there just as much as his own, as its deafening roar pulls her deeper into sleep.

Still, she stirs, despite his quiet attempts to remove her boots and better situate her beneath the covers. She blinks up at him, slowly, charming in her unsteadiness, and he knows he’s found her between dreams and something more; her smile is softer than he’s used to, though he’s caught as ever in the eye of her storm.

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Welcome to New England. If you look to your left you can see something the Pilgrims probably spit on. To your right is a tree that George Washington stood under during the Revolutionary War with a bunch of unbathed men in wool. Enjoy our fine spring weather. It was 94 degrees a few days ago. Now it’s 44. Please take this complimentary Nyquil at the border.