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i had my first exam today!! and i had a panic attack right before it!! so i did it later during the day bc i was freaking out!! and i also probably failed the exam!!

one exam down… four more to go :/

Quick mun talk

{I’m so sorry for not answering asks super fast, I have 18 in the inbox and probably more coming too. But I’m working on answers and I’ve been spending a lot of time on my Discord and I get sidetracked easily. I’m also very tired so that’s important. But I wanted you to know how much I appreciate you all, I’m almost at 50 followers and I had no clue it was going to spread this fast, but I’m so very thankful to all of you! Keep being amazing my friends!!}

I love how, regarding Phan:

  • They just moved into their third home together.
  • They’ve heavily implied if not outright stated that they want a dog/’forever home’ together.
  • They’re openly going on cute holidays and dates together.
  • Their creepshot war has turned into a mutual “appreciate my husband” campaign.
  • Just everything they do shows how they’re each other’s ‘forever-person’ and they want us to know it.

Meanwhile, the Phandom is:

  • Excited of course, but not surprised.
  • Happy for and supportive of them.
  • Embracing all the changes that are happening.
  • Not overanalysing things the way we used to, and in fact have predicted a few things correctly this year.
  • At its most chill in general.

Basically a lot is happening and while one would expect us to be losing our shit completely, we’re actually being pretty cool about it in comparison to how we could be, meanwhile our love and respect for DnP is only growing.

2017 is the year, people.

Just got asked if I was still writing after an hour

Like… Fuck you this shit isn’t easy and Idgaf if it’s “just fan fiction” (say that to my face and we’re gonna brawl a la The Nexus swarming Cena)- IT TAKES HOURS TO CRAFT THESE THINGS.

For anyone who’s afraid they’re moving apart this year:

“2016 was a really crazy year for me and Phil, and we want 2017 to be more chill, a lot more YouTube-focused…then we’re gonna, just do some life things.” - Dan

“That is definitely gonna go on our wall for years to come.” - Phil

“Like what would happen if we did go further apart?” - Phil
 “I think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that, Phil.” - Dan

Derek Hale, Teen Wolf, as requested by anonymous

Season 1

  • Episode 4: Is shot in the arm with a wolfsbane bullet, giving him 48 hours to live. Throughout the episode he is in pain and weak, coming very close to dying before a cure is found.
  • Episode 6: He is attacked and presumably killed until he returns in episode 8.
  • Episode 10: Kate kidnaps Derek and tortures him with electricity.
  • Episode 11: He is still being tortured by Kate.
  • Episode 12: He is finally rescued by Scott. Later, during a battle, he is knocked out.

Season 2

  • Episode 4: He is temporarily paralysed by the Kanima and falls into the pool, Stiles then holding him up for hours so he doesn’t drown.
  • Episode 8: Derek is easily overpowered in a fight with Mrs Argent due to wolfsbane in the air.
  • Episode 9: Lydia knocks Derek out with wolfsbane and uses his blood to bring Peter back.
  • Episode 10: He is temporarily paralysed again.

Season 3A

  • Episode 4: He is attacked by the Alpha pack and has a metal pipe stabbed through his abdomen to hold him.
  • Episode 5: He falls onto an escalator and believed to be dead, until he turns up injured at Jennifer’s car.
  • Episode 6: Jennifer helps him and his wounds heal.
  • Episode 7: Kali forces Derek to kill Boyd.
  • Episode 11: He risks his life to save Cora, losing his Alpha status as a result.

Season 3B

  • (Continues from 3A) Episode 13: He is being held and electrocuted.
  • Episode 16: He is attacked and branded by the Oni.
  • Episode 22: Is controlled by the flies and knocked out by Chris.
  • Episode 24: Kate shoots him in the chest and captures him.

Season 4

  • Episode 1: Kate has captured Derek and he is unconscious and tied up. Later, he is rescued, but de-aged.
  • Episode 2: Derek reverts to his normal age.
  • Throughout the rest of the season Derek loses his abilities, and all signs point towards his death.
  • Episode 12: He is stabbed and dies from his injuries, before coming back to life, having ‘evolved’ into a different form of werewolf.

“Okay, look, all I’m saying is that it lacks the emotional resonance of the first one.”  Derek makes a noise of assent that he’s sure that Stiles can feel more than hear over the sound of explosions and alien energy weapons’ fire.  This seems to encourage him, so he continues: “I mean, they’ve amped up the scale, sure, brought back a few old faces to tie it back to the original, but it’s almost like the massive scale of the destruction- pretty much half the world from the looks of it- just makes it that much harder to comprehend, so it sucks the thrill out of it, the terror.”

Derek nods, and then realizes a moment later that Stiles probably can’t see him, glued as they both are to the enormous flatscreen that Stiles had insisted on when he’d moved in to the loft several months ago.  “Yeah, I get that.  It’s hard to sympathize when the victims are largely faceless masses.”

“Or when they’re trying too hard!” Stiles gestures emphatically now, and Derek wonders just how long this rant has been building in his head. “The level of attempted emotional manipulation in this movie just pisses me off.  It’s just all too fucking obvious.  Like, I would’ve been a lot more upset if Hiller’s wife had stayed an exotic dancer, instead of attempting to, I dunno, deify her by making her a nurse all of a sudden.  Do post apocalyptic worlds not need sex-positive adult entertainers anymore?”

He can’t help the laugh that almost dislodges Stiles from his chest.  “I could always turn it off.”

As if in answer, a lull in the movie allows the distant boom of fireworks going off somewhere in the city to rattle the windows a little.  Derek tenses, but feels Stiles’ hand wrap around his knee, giving it a squeeze.  “Nah, we haven’t seen the queen get blown to disgusting, runny bits yet.  It’s not worth the pain unless we get that far.”

“You realize that means basically the whole movie, right?”

“Yeah, but it gives us an excuse to watch the first one again.”

“That’s the third time today, Stiles.”

“Welcome to Earth.”

dongan-chan  asked:

I dont know if this was already asked but... Can you do a husband Xiumin? ❤🐻

hehe here is husband xiumin!!!! thanks for requesting ^_^

husband!xiumin

  • the most mature married couple out of all of exo lbr
  • the house that you two live in is immaculate and spotless bc one, xiumin is a neat freak, and two, you guys actually do chores around the house instead of being lazy and putting it off
  • every morning, there’s different kind of coffee brewing in the pot bc xiumin likes to try out different kinds of blends and roasts
  • you don’t mind because it’s really cute how his eyes brighten when he finds one that he likes
  • no matter how busy both of you might be, it’s an unspoken rule that you two must eat dinner together bc if you guys don’t do that, it’ll start getting harder and harder to see each other
  • because you both have so much respect for the other, when something troubles them or bothers them, they tell the other honestly instead of keeping it in to avoid misunderstandings and arguments
  • because of that, the relationship is very healthy and you rarely fight
  • even when there are fights, they’re minimal and not that serious because as adults, you know how to resolve them
  • he is such a good listener and advice giver; if there’s anything stressing you out, he’s the first to notice and asks you about it
  • you just start unloading everyone on him and he just sits quietly (sometimes for hours) just holding your hand and listening carefully to everything you have to rant about
  • on rainy days, xiumin tells you to grab a book to read and drives you to a cafe farther away from home and the two of you just spend hours reading your own books and listening to music (sharing the same pair of earbuds)
  • not all the time, but some mornings you wake up to minseok fixing breakfast in the kitchen
  • you shuffle into the kitchen and wrap your arms around his waist, tiptoeing to look over his shoulder and see what he’s doing
  • he pauses momentarily to turn his head and give you a kiss before making you sit at the counter and wait until he’s finished bc he doesn’t want you to do anything in the morning
  • he cooks your fave breakfast food bc he’s good like that ^^
  • while you’re waiting, you go to brush your teeth and soon enough, xiumin comes to see what you’re doing and rests his chin on your shoulder and asks what you’re doing
  • “i’m brushing my teeth??????” “well hurry up, food’s getting cold (he’s lowkey worried bc he wants you to judge his cooking)”
  • okay back hugs are a huge thing in this relationship on both sides (both of you love to give and receive back hugs)
  • minseok getting off of work ten minutes earlier than you so he always comes to pick you up
  • when you leave work, the first thing you see downstairs is minseok with his car parked on the curb and he’s just leaning against it, waiting for you to come
  • breaking out into a huge smile when he sees you and offering you his hand :)

taking requests here~

Bruh

Sure, bruh. I’m gonna stalk you and your videos for months and endlessly harass you on Twitter, bruh. We’re gonna have nearly six hour Skype sessions and always flirt shamelessly on social media, bruh. We’re gonna meet in your home city when your parents are away and continue flirting and grow even closer, bruh. I’m gonna go to uni in said home city so I can be closer to you and I’ll still spend most of my time at your apartment, bruh. I’m gonna break down because of stress from uni but you’re gonna hold me and look after me and encourage me to do what I want to do in life and we’ll eventually move in together, bruh. We’re gonna hit some obstacles and I’m gonna be a complete dick to you but you’re gonna stand by me anyway because you’re my bruh. We’re gonna move to another city on a whim with no money but a whole lotta trust, bruh. Eventually we’ll host a national radio show together despite “not being a double-act” and in the meantime I’ll stop being a dick and we’ll continue to grow closer, bruh. We’ll host important events and meet loads of celebrities together, bruh. We’ll go on holidays together and meet each other’s families repeatedly, bruh. Once our fanbases grow quite big we’ll write two books, organise a stag show and tour, make two movies and a game that wasn’t even mine together, and set up a collaborative gaming channel together, permanently dropping the anti-double-act brand that I had forced on us unfairly, bruh. After six to seven years of being bruhs and living together for four or five we’ll start to be very touchy and flirty again, bruh. Our fans will notice it and it will eventually peak shortly after our seventh bruh-nniversary, bruh. We’ll look at each other like we mean the world to each other, bruh. We’ll hibernate together after long holidays and share every waking moment together and somehow not get sick of each other, bruh. For your thirtieth birthday you will have a party with friends and later go to visit your close family and I’ll be with you for every step, bruh. We’ll go on long romantic walks by the seaside and take lots of cute/disgustingly lovey pictures of each other, bruh. Every year we’ll get each other really cute presents and have many cute moments, and every year it gets better cus you’re my bruh.

Concept

DnP going on a cute getaway to Singapore not once but TWICE and going on cute dates and taking lots of photos of the scenery i.e. each other then coming back to England and moving into their third home together with a potential shared bedroom with a calming moon aesthetic then going to Florida and potentially spending some time in a penthouse suite with Martyn and Cornelia and then staying with the whole Lester family for their annual Lester family holiday with lots of even cuter dates and photos of each other, all in the space of less than two months.

Oh wait…

Off the top of my head, this is what 2017 has brought us so far:
  • Gay
  • Weekly date nights
  • Spoiling each other with expensive gifts, them rich hoes
  • Dogbaiting galore
  • Housebaiting galore
  • Oh and kidbaiting galore
  • Gay
  • Near-death experiences that are basically their apartment trying to kick them out i.e. housebaiting from non-sentient beings galore
  • Two AP and two DINOF videos
  • Six DAPG videos (wtf????? who are these people???)
  • Dan’s disgustingly fond birthday tweet to Phil
  • Japhanbaiting
  • le Hobbit Hair
  • A lot of gay
  • Hibernation where they cuddled up and watched Planet Earth 2 in Phil’s bed together #goals
  • PHIL’S THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY
  • Dan going with Phil to see his family at the Isle of Man for his birthday even though it was specifically a family birthday #goals
  • Basically multiple confirmations that DnP are family
  • All their domestic moments that they obnoxiously tweet about all the time (we get it, okay? You two are in love, now stop making us third-wheel)
  • Weekly liveshows
  • Fond mentions of each other in said live-shows
  • “Gaykery” + the basic confirmation that they don’t go anywhere separately
  • Tweets and photos from Phil’s birthday week (their seaside walks were romantic af, fight me)
  • Did I mention gay?
  • More <3 eyes, touching and flirting
  • “Life things” and the general promise of a more chilled year i.e. focusing on their lives and YT more
  • Phangate theories being dragged by DnP themselves, who apparently find Phanti funnier than Phan (suspicious much?)
  • Dan playing piano in a liveshow and making a piano video
  • Dan basically getting Phil, among many things, a signed picture of a naked dude in a bathtub for his birthday… Hetero who?
  • Dan said he might wear a single earring??? PLEASE SENPAI
  • Photos where they either look soft/squishy af (i.e. Dan) or daddy/sexy af (i.e. Phil)
  • Lots of talk about penises and parenting
  • Phil predicted a year of “domestic happiness”, “fertility” and other things i.e. let’s just assume that not one single non-sentient being is Phanti
  • Our beautiful babies being happy and smiley and in love
  • Oh and gay

…this was just off the top of my head…

…and it’s only the 12th of February…

…there have been more cute moments in a month and a half than the whole of 2012, ‘13, and ‘14 combined…

…2017 truly is the year, guys.