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A Birthday

My heart is like a singing bird
Whose nest is in a water’d shoot;

My heart is like an apple-tree
Whose boughs are bent with thickset fruit;

My heart is like a rainbow shell
That paddles in a halcyon sea;

My heart is gladder than all these
Because my love is come to me.

Raise me a dais of silk and down;
Hang it with vair and purple dyes;

Carve it in doves and pomegranates,
And peacocks with a hundred eyes;

Work it in gold and silver grapes,
In leaves and silver fleurs-de-lys;

Because the birthday of my life
Is come, my love is come to me.

​- Christina Rossetti​

DO YOU SEE THIS?
THESE LITTLE SPAWNS OF SATAN HAVE RAN MY LIFE.
I GOT A BOX ON TUESDAY.
I WAS LIKE, OH LOL LOOK AT THESE THEYRE SO CUTE I NEED THEM
SO MY GRANDMA GOT THEM FOR ME.
I COULDNT BE MORE WRONG.
IVE EATEN TEN OF THESE TINY DEMONS OVER THE COURSE OF TWO DAYS.
THEY’RE FREAKIN ADDICTING DUDE.
I MEAN
THEY ARE RUNNING MY LIFE.
I NEED HELP
THEYRE SO GOOD THOUGH
THEY HAVE A FONDANT SHELL WITH RAINBOW CANDY SPRINKLES AND THEYRE THE BEST SPRINKLES YOULL EVER TASTE
EVER
AND IN THE MIDDLE
GUESS WHAT
BOOM
BLUE FROSTING
EXPLODING IN YOUR MOUTH
BUT THATS NOT ALL
WHEN YOU FINISH THE ACTUAL ICE CREAM
YOU GET TO THE CONE
AND THAT DEVIL IS THE BEST CONE IVE EVER EATEN
YOU JUST EAT IT LIKE NORMAL
THEN BOOM
THERES THIS FROSTING AT THE VERY TIP BOTTOM
AND I SWEAR IM IN HEAVEN
BUT JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
NEVER
EVER
E V E R
E V E R
BUY THESE
NEVER BUY
BLUE BUNNY BIRTHDAY CAKE
ICE CREAM CONES
E V E R

*drops mic* Rant over.