rosemary valentines day:
a ridiculously extravagant dinner that rose has paid the restaurant to do a vampire lovecraft theme for. the two of them roleplay characters who have never met throughout the entire dinner and they have incredibly crazy sexual tension with each other. the night is a raging success and they fall asleep together. they consider the story of lady belladonna hemlock, tentacled gentlelady, and her rainbow drinker lover quite firmly closed.
davekat valentines day:
dave writes an incredibly sincere letter to karkat about how much karkat means to him, while karkat flawlessly recites a love monologue from one of his favorite romantic novels. both of them are unable to deal with the level of emotion they have just shown one another. "kinda gay," dave drawls at last. karkat punches his shoulder. they make out.
dirkjake valentines day:
it's intended to be a movie marathon, but it ends up being one movie that jake keeps restarting every time they finish groping because it's just not the same if you don't watch it from the beginning. dirk has promised not to complain about the movie. every time jake gets that fascination in his eyes about some plot twist he's seen unfold ten times just today, dirk has to fight down the urge to tell jake "I love you."
i like to imagine that at one point dave and kanaya had a conversation that just… didnt end. they both just kept rambling off on different tangents until four hours later when rose finds them arguing over whether or not kanaya’s rainbow drinker romance novels are trashy or not (they are) and puts an end to it. and they pick up right where they left off the next time they see each other they cant be stopped
I thought is would make more sense with the SDC versions of our muses. Also it feels a lot emptier than the actualy panel because Kak isn’t a rainbow drinker I guess. also high DIO has nothing on his head.