TalesFromThePizzaGuy: The time I was caressed by and old man to enter his house on delivery when I noticed his raging erection.
Usual night on the job, on delivery not far from the store. Deliver in a relatively high social-economic area so I get to go to some nice houses with great views.
Rock up the at the door of a beautiful white villa and ring the bell. Old dude in a bath robe opens the door (almost certain thats all he was wearing) where I greet him nicely despite feeling very uncomfortable. He tells me to come into the house and place the food on the table for him, and when I politely refuse saying its company policy he goes on a tangent about how times have changed and how good service is no longer around etc etc.
I give in and come inside, where he proceeds to close the door behind me (wtf seriously dude). Already feeling incredibly uncomfortable, I turn after placing the pizza on the table and notice his hand held out with the money, but below his hand, a massive erect bulge pushing from behind his bathrobe.
Seeing this all I can think is to leave ASAP, my balloon knot isn’t being intruded tonight, was in no mood for the chocolate cha cha. I promptly take the money, he tells me it’s correct change, didn’t count it, just walked out.
Turns out he gave me a $20 tip, 10/10 would deliver there again.