rafa rodriguez

  • Benitez: hmmmm
  • Benitez: *doesn't play James*
  • Benitez: *plays James*
  • James: *scores*
  • Real Madrid: *looses*
  • Benitez: Oh shit
  • Benitez: *Blames James*
  • Benitez: *Blames the defense*
  • Benitez: *Blames the goalkeeper*
  • Benitez: *Blames Jesus*
  • Benitez: *Blames Oprah*
  • Benitez: *Blames his lucky wig*
  • Benitez: *Blames the chair for not being comfortable*
  • Benitez: *Blames the bus driver*
  • Benitez: *is still a pregnant toad*
  • James: *scores*
  • Benitez's notepad: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œth ๐Ÿ‘Œ ere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i doโ€Šฦฝaาฏ soโ€‡my sel๏ฝ† ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit
Zizou's To Do List

- Play Isco and James more often
- Knock some shape into our defence
- Rediscover our lost midfield from whatever alternate dimension Benitez hid it in
- Slowly and surely turn the most loyal and senior board members against Perez, eroding steadily at their trust in him until it will only take a Zidane headbutt (™) to topple him
- Send Gary Neville flowers