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The Signs As The Worst Lyrics Of 2015 (so far)
  • Aries: "Now watch me whip // Now watch me nae nae" - Silentó, Watch Me
  • Taurus: "'Cause if you treat me right // I'll be the perfect wife // Buying groceries // Buying what you need" - Meghan Trainor, Dear Future Husband
  • Gemini: " I really really really really really really like you // And I want you // Do you want me // Do you want me, too?" - Carly Rae Jaspen, I Really Like You
  • Cancer: "Do you recall not long ago // We would walk on the sidewalk" - Major Lazed and DJ Snake Feat. MØ, "Lean On"
  • Leo: "Baby girl, you're so damn fine though // I'm tryna know if I could hit it from behind though // I'm sipping on you like some fine wine though // And when it's over, I press rewind" - Fetty Wap, 679
  • Virgo: "I gave you the key // When the door wasn't open // Just admit it" - Skrillex, Diplo & Justin Bieber, Where Are Ü Now
  • Libra: "All around the world pretty girls // Wipe the floor with all the boys // Pour the drinks // Bring the noise // We are just so pretty!" Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea, Pretty Girls
  • Scorpio: "I'mma take her ass down when she bring her friend around // Fuck ‘em both like ayo" - Chris Brown & Tyga, Ayo
  • Sagittarius: "Bitch better have my money! // Bitch better have my money! // Pay me what you owe me // Bitch better have my (bitch better have my) // Bitch better have my (bitch better have my) // Bitch better have my money!" - Rhianna, Bitch Better Have My Money
  • Capricorn: "M-O-N-E-Y, what I go hard for // Swingin' on the green like I'm tryna get a par four // You ain't sittin' at my table, hope you starve
Ho, don't be pushin' my buttons 'less you startin' up my car" - Iggy Azalea & Wiz Khalifa, Go Hard Or Go Home
  • Aquarius: "You can twerk while in a split, you racking up them tips // Your body rock and your booty poppin’, I’m proud to call you my bitch" - Usher, I Don't Mind
  • Pisces: "Spread it like peanut butter jelly // Do it like I owe you some money" - Galantis, Peanut Butter Jelly
  • PSA: This is inspired by a buzzfeed post and does not reflect my personal opinion.