radioactive deadpool

While I understand why people want the new MU Spider-Man to be Miles Morales, I kind of want it to be Peter Parker. Not only is Peter actually in Civil War, but imagine this… no origin story movie. Here’s what could happen:

SM Narration: My name is Peter Parker, and I was bit by a radioactive-
*Deadpool jumps onscreen*
Deadpool: Come on, guys, it’s Spider-Man! Most of you have been around for two versions of his origin story! He was bit by a radioactive spider, his uncle died, and now he’s a superhero. It’s called Google!

Seriously, though. Imagine not having to watch another origin story. It would be glorious.