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Summary: Mark plays “Playground Insults” for a video
Warnings: Swearing yo
SOME OF THESE INSULTS ARE HARD
LIKE I MEAN THAT THEY ARE ROUGH SO I’M SORRY I MEAN NONE OF THIS ON AN OFFENSIVE LEVEL
I AM WELL AWARE THAT SOME MAY HAVE CROSSED THE LINE
“Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome… to this weeks video.”
Mark offered to camera a joyous point, his words freezing in midair as he halted his voice.
The camera zoomed in awkwardly on his face.
“TODAY,” the brunette continued, camera panning back out “we will be playing Playground Insults.”
“Playground Insults is a game created by the lovely men on BBC Radio One.” Mark said “If you don’t know what the game is, I highly suggest you maybe look into one of their video’s. Right here. On youtube.”
Mark’s explanation was soundly finished as Ethan popped into frame from the right of the tanned youtuber.
“Also!” Ethan said “Special guest (Y/n) is here!”
At that mention, to the left of Mark, the said girl appear in the same fashion as Ethan.
“HELLO.” She called heartedly, throwing both arms high “Greatness, has obviously arrived~”
The shorter male in the middle scoffed and looked into the camera lens. He said:
“What are you talking about? I’ve been here the whole time.”
“And that’s why no one recognizes your greatness, you’re too easy to forget.” Ethan laughed back. This triggered a series of giggles from (Y/n) as she walked back to get some chairs.
Mark and Ethan sat facing one another with hard faces. Neither were smiling, nor were either of them blinking.
“Okay,” said Tyler from behind the set up camera “Ethan can start.”
The dark blue backdrop that stood in the background of Ethan and Mark’s scene gave off a sense of maturity.
“Mark, there is a good chance that you are the reason your dad got cancer.”
Mark puffed his cheeks in restraint as he held back a laugh. He cleared his throat in a small manner and looked Ethan dead in the eyes.
“You are the real superhero of youtube, Ethan- specialty is the power of disappointment.”
Ethan let loose a louder snort like laugh and had to readjust himself as Mark chuckled as well.
“Well Mark,” Ethan finally began “you looked better with glasses.”
Mark almost lost it at that dumb remark. This process went back and forth for at least three more minutes before Mark had finally, truly, lost it. Ethan had called him youtube’s personal bitch. So because of that, the blue boy won.
After that duo, Ethan faced off with Tyler.
To no one’s surprise, Tyler won. A little bit because of the fact that Mark and (Y/n) laughing behind the scenes helped crack Ethan.
Next to face off, were Markimoo and (Y/n). The latter was quite confident in herself- and her ability to roast effectively.
“Alright so, since Mark lost against Ethan, he can serve first this time.” Came Tyler’s voice as he consciously readjusted the camera. Mark rolled his neck.
“(Y/n), you remind me of why I didn’t vote for Trump.”
(Y/n) pushed out an alarming short noise of amusement, covering her mouth quickly while Mark’s face remained cool.
“You know, sometimes I feel like saving that insanely annoying dog from your vocal chords.” was the girls comeback. It made Mark stutter an unsteady laugh.
Mark asked “Where do you… keep your diamond play button?”
(Y/n) inhaled sharply but was quick to return.
“If you ever look down and wonder why you have such a small dick, remember three quarters of it is shoved into your personality.”
Mark opened his mouth to say something back but promptly closed it again. He shook his head hardly- allowing a shallow smile to creep onto his lips. (Y/n) started to spit a laugh.
The brunette though, wasn’t quite done yet.
“You’re right. At least the other quarter is in your mouth at night.”
(Y/n)’s laugh hitched high. She sat silently laughing for several seconds before breathing in and regaining herself.
“At this point… if I ever wanted to go skydiving, I could jump from your arrogance to your youtube video standards.” she shot back, crossing her legs and folding her hands in a petty manner. She broke a little and giggled inwardly at her own joke.
Mark was sat pushing out several broken laughs before saying desperately:
“If I was trapped in your body for a day, the first thing I would do, is pay you a favour and get plastic surgery.”
(Y/n) smiled warmly and said back:
“If I was trapped in your body for a day, the first thing I would do is play with my boobs.”
That was it. That set Mark tumbling off the edge.
He laughed long and hard and so did (Y/n); his girlfriend praising herself for her perfect remarks.
“Ah- ah, you win!” Mark breathed, gripping (Y/n)’s palm in a handshake. She shook back and stood up with her boyfriend.
Mark reassured the girl with “I didn’t mean any of those, darling, I love you too much to say anything even close to harsh.”
“I meant everyone of those, sweet pea.” She commented in response, straightening her shirt.
Mark’s face flushed in surprise for about two seconds before realizing (Y/n) didn’t mean it. He laughed once more and said cutely.
“Shut up, you love me.”
(Y/n) smiled at him.
“I guess I kinda’ have to.”
(A/n): lmao a lot of these were insults I used in actual conversations
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