I had a dream last night where Dyson saved our planet’s butt by inventing these cute little clear-plastic sky robots that filtered the air through the same black magic that they’ve clearly mastered to make those uber cool fans of theirs (how DO those work) and now I want it to happen because I’m terrified for this world’s future and also they had really adorable projected LED eye displays
in contrast the launching mechanism was super simple it was hilarious
after a break, the next card I’ve done for the Tarot of Many Worlds! We return to the Major Arcana for Temperance, and a card about halves making a greater whole totally deserves some rad kids and their radder Nobodies.
If your sofa or bed wasn’t emo trash enough, that can be fixed with throw pillows! Available here in most designs!
If your in search for a new bag this school season! Look no further, In my redbubble store there is Drawstring and Tote bags! Along with Studio pouches to keep all your crayolas in or something.
If you want to feel all warm and fuzzy, put some warm liquids in super cool! (Or hot) Mugs and Travel mugs here! Or.. Or you could put cold liquids in them too, i’m not going to monitor your liquid temperature or anything, it’s chill, i’m not the liquid police.
In July 1800, newspapers up and down America began reporting on the death of Thomas Jefferson, news which took no one by greater surprise than Jefferson himself.
The reason for the spread of the tale is still a matter for debate, and will be until Timecop becomes a real thing. There are a couple explanations, though. The first one is straightforward: There may have been another Thomas Jefferson whodied on June 30 – one of his namesake’s slaves. Simple enough.
Luckily, we have another, radder explanation. According to a number of Jefferson’s fellow Democratic-Republicans, the whole thing was a hoax perpetrated by their Federalist rivals to interfere with the presidential campaign going on at the time. In particular, this was all occurring prior to and during the Fourth of July, which meant that in the minds of at least some voters, Thomas Jefferson spent Independence Day 1800 as a dead man.
According to the Democratic-Republicans who cried “hoax,” the Federalists spread the report of Jefferson’s death so that he wouldn’t be honored on the Fourth for writing the Declaration of Independence, and indeed, a lot of the discussion in the newspapers that reported on his “death” was eye-wateringly acidic. Consider the Connecticut Courant, where one of those tricksy Federalists wrote that on a slow news day, “some compassionate being … very humanely killed Mr. Jefferson.”
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT!!!! ON STAR TREK DISCOVERY!!! THOSE FUCKING GORGEOUS TRACTOR BEAMS. WHY AREN’T YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT THOSE TRACTOR BEAMS DEAR LORD THEY LOOK SIMULTANEOUSLY ETHEREAL AND PRACTICAL AND THIS IS WHY STAR TREK IS BEAUTIFUL WITH HIGH RATE SPECIAL EFFECTS BUT YOU’LL ALSO NOTICE WE DIDN’T GET ANYTHING AS ELEGANT AND SUBDUED AS THOSE TRACTOR BEAMS IN JJ.ABRAM’S WEAK STAR WARS INFUSION, NOW DID WE?
NO, THOSE TRACTOR BEAMS WERE SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY. NEW AND FRESH AND MODERN WITHOUT SACRIFICING PREVIOUS CANON AND SO MUCH RADDER THAN STAR TREK’S HISTORY OF MICROSOFT PAINT LINE TRACTOR BEAMS, NO SON THESE TRACTOR BEAMS WILL ENVELOP YOU LIKE A WOMB!!!!
ST: DISCOVERY COULD BE NOTHING BUT TRACTOR BEAMS FROM HERE ON IN AND I WOULD STILL DIE HAPPY.