As promised, here’s my crackship:

During his SPECIAL INFILTRATION MISSION, Ren Matt discovers that there’s this guy absolutely nobody has heard about who’s in charge of the hardware and software issues on board of the Finalizer and he’s absolutely baffled by that shy dude with bionic eyes who looks like he has never slept a day in his life and has a face that’s annoyingly familiar.

After a few encounters were Matt has to be very careful not to frighten this poor guy who jumps at the slightest noise, they end up eating their lunch together in one of the Finalizer’s server rooms (Matt likes it there, the cold and the soft hum of the machines is somehow very soothing).

They talk a little and Matt cannot help but turn the conversation toward Kylo Ren. The Techie then tells him that he finds Kylo Ren’s lightsaber very cool but he hates him because he’s the one who has to work extra unpaid hours to fix things when the Knight gets a little too excited around consoles. Matt says nothing.

A few days later when they see each other again, Matt tells the Techie that he had a real talk with Kylo Ren during breakfast and that he’s sorry about his behavior and will try to stay clear of electronics from now on when he’s angry.

Matt also gets the lightsaber out of his utility belt and tell him that Kylo Ren said he was allowed to look at it if he wanted and that there was a bad contact with one of the wires and maybe they can try to fix it.

And that’s the start of a beautiful friendship. Or they fuck, you know, whatever.

-Imagine Kylo Ren go undercover as Matt only to understand you better, as you are one of the hardest people to understand. You can go from happy to murderer alarmingly fast, it was fascinated with other words.

-Imagine Kylo (as Matt) telling you facts about himself, things he like and sometimes if you are lucky he will tell you what he hopes the future will look like for him and galaxy.

-Imagine hearing someone insult Kylo Ren not even five feet away from you and just lose it. You would be on that person and have nothing but murder in your eyes. Tell them that Kylo Ren is the strongest force user and most loyal man this base have ever seen.

-Imagine Matt standing next to you blushing so hard it looks like he could win agains Hux hair. He would be forced to drag you away from there before someone would tell Hux that would start looking for Kylo to tell him what happened. He would later fill in the report of the event with great detail and send the person far far away from him and you.

-Imagine finding out that sweet Matt that probably have some heavy anger issues is the feared Kylo Ren and the only thing that your brain could take in was the fact on how many times you have defended both Kylo and Matt when someone picked on them.

-Imagine Kylo telling you that under these weeks he was ‘Matt’ he got a crush on you, more like he had fallen for you and just refused to get up. But he didn’t really put it like that, it was more like “I feel gratitude that you defended me and would like for you to follow me to my personal quarter”.

-Imagine him finding a better position for you after it “mystically” became free for someone to take. You didn’t really want to think about how or who had to pay that price for that.