You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, I could hate you for being massively unpunctual and for never being interested in anything other than Margo Roth Spiegelman, and for, like, never asking me about how it’s going with my girlfriend - but I don’t give a shit, man, because you’re you. My parents have a shit ton of black Santas, but that’s okay. They’re them. I’m too obsessed with a reference website to answer my phone sometimes when my friends call, or my girlfriend. That’s okay, too. That’s me. You like me anyway. And I like you. You’re funny, and you’re smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.
—  Radar, Paper Towns
Why is it...

that I never ever get blue tags, or I that I’ve been ignored by lensblr for the past six months??
Oh yeah..NOW I remember.
It’s because..Who the fuck cares!!
I just got my NINTH radar!



We’re all pretty well aware of the overconfidence usually displayed by members of the genus Fuckboy and doubtlessly better for that awareness.  Though their exact nature as species independent of one-another is often disputed, the Bro and Dudebro species are similar enough to be treated as one.

However, a lesser-known but equally dangerous member of genus Fuckboy is Fuckboyanus Chickenshittus.  F. Chickenshit is often overlooked because of his affected weakness and sensitivity as he lacks the superficial strength of other members of his genus (especially F. Bro).  Unlike F. Bro and F. Dudebro, however, the Chickenshit possesses a powerful venom and a surprisingly potent bite once its victim has been lulled into a false sense of security by its emotional dependence and apparent frailty.

Beware Fuckboyanus Chickenshittus.