Resident Evil Characters as Onion Headlines
  • Chris Redfield: Man Keeping Running Total Of How Many People In Gym In Worse Shape Than Him
  • Claire Redfield: Siblings Quietly Relieved Older Brother Setting The Bar So Low
  • Jill Valentine: I Am Tired Of These Constant Near-Death Experiences
  • Albert Wesker: World Death Rate Holding Steady at 100 Percent
  • Leon S. Kennedy: Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
  • Ada Wong: Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports
  • Barry Burton: Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand
  • William Birkin: New Study Going To Take Another Week Or So, Report Scientists Who Look As If They've Been Crying
  • Sherry Birkin: Area Seventh-Grader Now A Woman
  • Alexia Ashford: Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequences
  • Carla Radames: Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
  • Derek Simmons: Dating Profile Flatly States Man Looking For Someone He Can Control

Heather and Adam had no right to do this to me. Their chemistry jumps off the screen.

  1. Her hands on that furred chest.
  2. Him biting her finger.
  3. Am I mistaken, or did she call him Adam at 1:54.
  4. THAT KISS! (Is this really a Disney production?)

I need someone to make this into a movie ASAP. And if they can’t get Heather and Adam, they need to find to actors that have the kind of chemistry that is palpable when they’re within 20ft of each other. Like Andrew/Danai, Tony/Kerry, Avan/Kylie or Sam/Cait type of chemistry.


The new generation of Resident Evil girls.

more puppy!Piers Nivans :D

I guess he got adopted by a nice big man whose exterior are rough but is actually tender inside :p

…I think I’m addicted to this… someone take my tablet away from me LOL