Me? Care about a mortal? As if.
xena warrior princess gabrielle aphrodite gabrielle and aphrodite the goddess of love the woman who can have LITERALLY anyone mortal or god man or woman someone rich and powerful and experienced ends up falling in love with this dork some farm girl who loves too hard and not wisely that is a pretty rad love story too bad the farm girl is in love with some warrior lady tho my things they are so important to me but remember that time they had a slumber party? there were baths and bubbles and aphrodisiacs if i remember correctly