Let it be known that today, Rachel Barbra Berry St. James turned down the opportunity to audition for another Broadway role. I know what you’re thinking, I’m just as surprised as you are. But I had good reasons in mind, mainly because I’m getting older and I don’t think playing the role of ‘the young virgin’ will be too good for me anymore, even if my body is still quite killer from my workout routine that I still follow today. That being said, I apologize deeply that none of you will get the chance to see me on stage anytime soon, at least, this time around.