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Steve Rogers X Black!Reader Headcanons Part deux

This is a mish mash of many requests i got, part is about steve calling out microaggressions another is another request i just there in so yeah hope you enjoy this (also don’t be a PUSSY, REBLOG THIS…plz)

-‘why is this person always saying the n word, theyre not black’ -steve

-‘i love you baby youre so woke’ -you

-‘love you too honey’

-steve calling out the microagressions that the avengers commit towards you, sam, rhodey and/or tchalla

-natasha: “can i thouch your hair”

-Steve, in response: “You dont have eyes natasha?”

-natasha: “sorry damn it just looks…exotic”

-Tony:” you dont act like a normal black person, Y/N”

-Steve, in response “so what does a ‘normal’ black person act like then…?”

-Bucky- “i dont think you would know much about this Y/N”

-Steve, in response “She fucking majored in this James.”

-Steve honestly always calling people out and exposing them

-Steve constantly on twitter exposing these hoes

-Tony, “swing those hips for me fiery latina”

-Steve in response, “should i even have to say anything like really tony?”

-Steve loving your body so much 

-reporters making the supidest comments about you, your body, your race

-Steve and the whole team defending you all the time

-you being offered roles on shows (not as an actor but as like a guest t be interviewed or as a judge on like project runway or some shit)

( honestly its my dream to be a judge on project runway so i had to put ^ that on there)

-The public loving you (aside from the *shudder* conservatives)

-being offered like modeling jobs and all that shit

-becoming like a guest public speaker for a lot of things

-you speak about fat-shaming, bullying, racism, sexism, homophobia and a lot of other stuff

-companies and organizations ask you to be the cover firgure of their groups cuz youre so lit

-everyday we lit you cant tell me shit

-steve supporting you in everything cuz hes the littest white boyfriend ever

-yall just lovin ech other a lot and unconditionally

-”i love you pookiebear”

-”i love you more, doll” also whoever says doll is fuckin sexist i give no shits its fuckin cute and it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside

-”no i love you more captain”

-”we all know it it i that loves you more my lovemuffin”

- Sam: “Shut the fuck up we allllll know yall love each other a lot can yall get a fucking room or better yet a new house so we dont have to always hear yall fucking in the early mornin like damn can a nigga get some peace in this place”

lol i loved making this and now that its summer i have a lot of free time so get ready

T’challa x POC!Reader x Sam Wilson

so i saw somebody request something like this (it was a request for sam/reader/steve) on @lady-thor-foster and i got inspired so whoever requested this on @lady-thor-foster ‘s blog this is for you lol

-cuddles

-hot steamy cuddles

-disgustingly hot cuddles

-forehead kisses

-erik killmonger: jealous ex

-erik wanting t’challa back in black panther but little does he know he has two new main bitches

-sex is grrrreat (thats all imma say about that)

-obviously your family was weird about you being in a polyamorous relationship but who isnt

-youre on the cover of the essence magazine at least once a month

-”best black woman of the month”

-”why is she so great”

-”she has TWO strong black men”

-”AND she has NO heat damage”

-those were the little headline thingys if u didnt understand

-”what the hell is this white nonsense”

-seeking refuge in wakanda to get away from wakanda

- or alternately, watching from wakanda ,with your two chocolate husbands, while america sinks into chaos

-”babe why don’t you just buy their country and make the whites slaves”

-(lol i realize i shouldnt write that because of all the butthurt white people but idgaf this post is for POC)

-”they are not ready for our technology yet they still have iphones i dont think they will ever be ready” -t’challa

-”whys your phone ringing so much bby” -you

- “erik’s thristy ass wants me back” -t’challa

-”block his ass”

-”u right”

-(if u can cook) sam and t’challa love your cooking

-bitch (pretend) you can throw the fuck down

-(for my zoes) griot, plaintains, beans and rice, sos pwa, soup joumou (for new years) 

-(if u cant cook) u can microwave a mean beef patty bitch 

-sam can def cook (i headcanon him from being form new orleans)

-t’challa with his perfect ass cooks for you (ramonda raised him right) actually all men in wakanda can throw down 

-they respect your boundaries

-they listen to you

-you listen to them

-you all accomadate and help with each others mental illness

-when your anxiety gets bad sam and t’challa will help (by doing whatever you prefer being done for you when anxiety becomes a lot)

-when ur depressed sam and t’challa will either cheer you up or put you to sleep by giving you tea and cuddles (or vodka and cuddles your choice i like the former though)

-sams real goodat helping with the depression

-and t’challas good with sensory overloads (as he experiences them himself)

-they help when you get sensory overloads (if u have them im just trying to add in as many as possible god i would love to have sam wilson and t’challa there to help me when i ahve sensory overloads)

-your mom wants you to have a nigerian wedding (is it just my mom but like my mom watches so many nigerian movies on youtube and its so suspect like is anyone elses mom like this)

-you constantly have to reiterate that neither sam or t’challa are nigerian

-your mom loves sam but doenst like t’challa

-(if u have a grandma) and your grandmother loves t’challa but dislikes sam

-they both get so tight after family gatherigs with your family

-”why doesnt your grandma like me sweet cheeks”

-”she doenst like anyone…….except t’challa”

-”why doesnt your mom like me babe”

-”maybe its the fact that youre not nigerian”

-”should i pretend to be?”

-you end up having a ‘nigerian’ wedding just to get your mother off your back for the rest of your life

-walks around the palace with sam on your left and t’challa on your right (hands held of course)

-wakandan media loves you (they were a bit skeptical at first because you are american but quickly got over it after they got to know you)

-y’alls arguments are explosive

-but the makeup sex is nuclear (or makeup cuddles ur choice)

-lol i had to

-y’ll are very domestic 

-yall spend your days petting cats, eating good food, laughing at bucky in cryo, making fun of each other, teasing sam about birds, teasing t’challa about cats, having sex( unless u dont want to), coming up for names for the white messes (aka the avengers team) sleeping and watching world of dance (have yall seen that its so good who do you think is gonna win and also why is diana pombo still there and the jabbawockees really should of won the duel)

-like yalls life really is good

-when sam and t’challa have fights with each other Both of them are going on the couch

- y’all are like the best trio out there even better than kylie, kim and kendall and you didnt even need pepsi or eyeshadow and contour to do it (thats was a joke….laugh)


love yall so much check out the rest of my blog for different headcanons like these, follow me and comment on this! i really love seeing yalls comments theyre great

@lunaaltare @soft-tchalla @thenomadsbeard @samallcapswilson @falcondiment @samwichwilson @zamnwilson @captainafroelf

Sambucky Relationship Headcanons

-Bucky wants dat ASS©

-Bucky makes fruit salad in the morning and Sam makes waffles, eggs and pancakes

-Steve always cockblocking

-they are THAT couple

-things sambucky did: THAT

-at parties they are the couple everyone is jealous of/hates

-they are always trying to set Steve up with a date

-(little do they know he already has a boyfriend)

-sex….sex all over their house

-“did y'all have sex on this”

-“yes”

-“what about this?”

-“yup”

-“this?”

-“Ooh that one was especially good”

-“what about this? y'all can’t possibly have had sex on this!”

-*snickers* “we didn’t have sex on that”

-“but I did get ass ate on that” -sam

-“how,how is that even physically possible to do on a stool?!?”

-“ you’d be surprised anything is possible through the power of rimming”

-“Fine I’ll just sit on the floor”

-“mmm maybe you should move to the left a little, Steve”

-“OMYGOD GUYS”

-lazy days alll the time

-lazy making out

-they will literally stay in bed all day and make out and watch spongebob and occasionally have sex

-Bucky took up a job as a part time worker at the va where Sam works

-they both quit the avengers

-Bucky meeting sams mom was hilarious

-“you’re dating Loki?!?”

-“ no! They just have similar hair.”

-“so Bucky do you like curry goat?”

-Bucky asked Darlene for her blessing to marry Sam

-she geared up and told him yes and that she always knew that…..Sam would marry a white boy

-Bucky always coming to the Wilson family barbecues

-sams family LOVES Bucky

-like sams sister hangs out with Bucky WITHOUT sam

-the woman at keyfood loves them (they live in queens)

-“I love you baby”

-“I love you too popsicle”

-bucky and sam started out as fuck buddies

-and then it blossomed into something more…..fuck buddies with feelings

-such a beautiful love story

-sam didnt treat bucky like glass when he came out of cryo in wakanda like everybody else did

-and bucky loves sam for every little aspect of sam there is

-wether its that sam leaves the toothpaste cap open, or that sam is just so caring that it makes buckys heart hurt

-their relationship is like the epitome of unconditional love

-they go roller skating every thursday with steve 

-they have the occasional threesome

-their sex life is great

-their love life is great

-(who knew bucky was so good at romance and eating ass)

-”so sam what do you know about the fugitive, bucky barnes?”

-”i know that hes hung as fuck and people should be very wary of him because he has some world shattering dick, thats all no further comments”


hope yall liked it

and quick note this is an example of the requests y’all can make now so u can request relationships that don’t include reader for headcanons, the request can be: ‘malec doing A, B, C and D headcanons’ 

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