rachel is here!

the signs as john mulaney quotes

aries: Here’s a story I once heard about me
taurus: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them
gemini: Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it
cancer: This might as well happen
leo: I’m a little fat girl
virgo: Detective! We found a pool of the killer’s blood in that hallway! Mmm… Gross. Mop it up!
libra: I always thought quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
scorpio: No one knows what you’re talking about, you idiot!
sagittarius: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin
capricorn: “John, that bathroom’s been closed for FORTY YEARS"
aquarius: I’ll keep all my emotions right here.. and then one day, I’ll die
pisces: Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day.

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When greeting card designer Emily McDowell had cancer, she got a lot of cards that just felt weird. “A get-well-soon card is kind of strange if you might not,” she tells NPR’s Rachel Martin.

So McDowell started writing nontraditional sympathy cards. They say things like “Please let me be the first person to punch the next person who tells you everything happens for a reason. I’m sorry you’re going through this.”

Check out her conversation with Rachel here.

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Dammit Beast Boy we’re trying to have a moment here

I’m so happy with so much of this. Teen TItans should be about heart, character and relationships IMO and this is a good start

Starfire’s original backstory (or something more like it) and her past with Blackfire seems to have been restored. It was an interesting idea to make their animosity very mild in the New 52, but it didn’t work for me. They’re actual enemies again by the sound of it.

Teen Titans #3 (Rebirth)