Open when you want to hear a TON of goofy pickup lines!
Maybe I should have used these at the beginning of the year to let you know that I had a crush on you!
1. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot, and so are you!
2. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are as fine as wine!
3. I usually press “X” to pick up weapons… does that work for picking you up too?
4. I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi(;
5. You’re the Mario to my Princess Peach!
6. Mario is red, Sonic is blue, why don’t you hit select and be my player two?
7. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together!
8. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together!
9. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!
10. If you were a flower you’d be a DAMN-delion!
11. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that I should take you out!
12. I don’t need Spiderman, Superman, or Batman, as long as you’ll be My Man!
13. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
14. Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re pretty dope!
15. What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine!!!
16. I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!
17. Do you smoke pot? Cause WEED look good together!
18. If you were a booger I’d pick you first!
19. Are you African? Because you’re a-frican’ babe!
20. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
21. Did you fart?? Cause you blew me away!
22. You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s outta business!
23. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
24. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back!
25. Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
I love you bunches!