rachel elliott

Open when you want to hear a TON of goofy pickup lines!


       Maybe I should have used these at the beginning of the year to let you know that I had a crush on you!

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot, and so are you!

2. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are as fine as wine!

3. I usually press “X” to pick up weapons… does that work for picking you up too?

4. I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi(;

5. You’re the Mario to my Princess Peach!

6. Mario is red, Sonic is blue, why don’t you hit select and be my player two?

7. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together!

8. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together!

9. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber!

10. If you were a flower you’d be a DAMN-delion!

11. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that I should take you out!

12. I don’t need Spiderman, Superman, or Batman, as long as you’ll be My Man!

13. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!

14. Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re pretty dope!

15. What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine!!!

16. I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

17. Do you smoke pot? Cause WEED look good together!

18. If you were a booger I’d pick you first!

19. Are you African? Because you’re a-frican’ babe!

20. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

21. Did you fart?? Cause you blew me away!

22. You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s outta business!

23. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

24. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back!

25. Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

I love you bunches!


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Inside the card there is this written:

Happy birthday, my dear friend.

I’m so grateful to have you in my life, you are one of the first Bloodline Witches that actually tried to understand me instead of judge me, and made me believe they were good Witches I could trust.

You are a true friend with the biggest heart and one of the most passionate artists I have the pleasure to know. 

I’m always there supporting you and wishing you the best for your future and career, and I hope I can witness how you become the biggest music witch ever. (don’t tell rachel haha)

Much love,


P.D. Never lose the spark, I believe in you.

In the first blank page of the book there is this written:

From the Killer Queen to the greatest Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy ;)

Engraved on the back of the treble clef there is written: Music is freedom.

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UNSENT|| Blaine, Rachel, Adam, Elliott
  • Tina: So are you guys still my friend? [UNSENT]
  • Tina: Do you understand now why I see myself as weak? [UNSENT]
  • Tina: Why would you still want to be now knowing I didn't go in for you Blaine and Rach? [UNSENT]
  • Tina: Adam got arrested...doesn't that mean Senpai and Adam can't be sponsors? [UNSENT]
  • Tina: I'm going to protect you all I promise [UNSENT]
  • Tina: No more being weak. I'm sorry. I'll look after you all. [UNSENT]
  • Tina: You guys are my family. [UNSENT]