“This isn’t suppose to be funny, that’s my serious moment! I’m gonna do it again and I want you all to cry.”

“I don’t agree with gay rights but lesbians are hot so”

“black people need to get over slavery”

“gay rights will ruin the sanctity of marriage”

“I’m okay with gay people but I hate when they flaunt it on tv”

“gay people shouldn’t have children”

“police brutality isn’t real”

“transgender people just want attention”

“I don’t like guacamole”