raced out

when white ppl.. complain..how all th characters they relate to r out oftheir race like…..bitc ….. you ever turned on a tv… put on a moviem.. ur everywhere…

Tonight was a really weird shift in general. Was it even real? Did I black out in the canteen?

My manager and one of the girls from fresh had a race out in the backyard (he absolutely fucking destroyed her). An old lady came up to my manager and asked him to help her find the “Clitoris allsorts“ and he laughed in her face. When he recovered, he was like “Do you mean liquorice?” and she was like “Aye, son. That’s the one.” So we’ve been making jokes about finding the clitoris all night. And then one of my colleagues was like “To be fair, clitoris is easier to say” and one of the checkout girls said “It’s easier to eat too.”

Basically I’ve been laughing most of the night and our customer service has been terrible because we’ve all been in the same giggly, mucking about sort of mood.

i hate this hell website you always speak over poc when they tell you not to id out of race because mosts times its THEIR fucking race and you guys think it’s funny to say “dude omg it’s not real it doesn’t matter” or “lol this stupid poc kid is overreacting come look” I hate you all

Wow folks we just reached 17,000 followers

I want to say a huge thankyou to you all for following and supporting the blog.

For supporting the demise of the white race and breeding it out.

anonymous asked:

Does Aglionby have sex ed classes? Let's pretend it does for a few minutes, because please imagine the raven losers having to do the week long Robot Baby project Please consider Ronan Lynch taking it Way Too Seriously but also being a jackass about it because he has an image to maintain. Imagine Adam, for once, having no chill at school because his baby /hates/ him. Imagine Gansey being useless and getting a terrible grade because robot babies can't be dazzled by his Ganseyness. Pleaseeeee

ronan and gansey definitely get paired up/pair up with each other because they’re bffs and they live together. gansey is like “don’t worry, i’ve got this. i’m not letting you take the baby out racing god forbid” and ronan’s all “oh yeah cool haha i’d probably get the baby killed.” fast forward to gansey fucking it all up and getting VERY stressed and hey it turns out ronan driving the baby around actually does make it stop crying and hey he has very good intuition about what the baby needs, etc etc.

adam probably has shit luck and gets paired with fucking tad carruthers and god forbid he ruins his 4.0 with HEALTH CLASS. and god help tad if he ruins adam’s 4.0. and when he’s not worrying about tad fucking up the baby while he’s at work, he’s having deep psychological concerns over his aptitude for fatherhood. someone help him. pls.

me in the future
  • my kid: mommy will you sing me a lullaby?
  • me: sure sweetie
  • me: Yekaterina ๐Ÿ‘„ Petrovna ๐Ÿ‘  Zamolodchikova ๐Ÿ“ข but your dad ๐Ÿ‘จ just calls ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ฒ me Katya๐Ÿ˜˜ I'm the bright ๐Ÿ’ก red scare ๐Ÿ‘น with the long ๐Ÿ† blonde hair ๐Ÿ’‡ always keep them ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฑ coming back for more ๐Ÿƒ you're a basic ass hoe ๐Ÿ’ฆ and it's your time โฐโณ to go so bitch ๐Ÿฉ let me show ๐Ÿ‘‰ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ the door ๐Ÿšช cause it's me ๐Ÿ‘† who's getting laid ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ and I'm always getting paid ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ฐ the only high class ๐Ÿ‘‘ Russian ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ whore ๐Ÿ˜œ I'm a scorching ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ’ฆ mess ๐Ÿ—‘ in a skin ๐Ÿ˜ tight dress ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘› that's a rash ๐Ÿ˜ท not a herpes sore ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Lenin ๐Ÿ‘ด in the streets ๐ŸŒด Dostoyevsky ๐Ÿ“š in the sheets ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ‘ฃ baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ are you ๐Ÿ™ ready for this cold โ„ war โš”โ˜  Katya ๐Ÿ’‹ Zamo ๐Ÿ’Œ lodchikova ๐Ÿ˜
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Jordan Peele’s new horror movie about an interracial couple in a racist, super white suburb is way too real

The film follows an interracial couple, played by Allison Williams and Daniel Kaluuya, as they visit Williams’ character’s parents. Upon arrival, Kaluuya’s character notices something eerie about the Black people in the town: A number of them have been reported missing.

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